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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} I&#039;ll show you exact change! ---- {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Chief_Wiggum" class="mw-redirect" title="Chief Wiggum">Chief Wiggum</a>}} That&#039;s some good back-up there, Lou. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lou" title="Lou">Lou</a>}} Thanks, Chief! ---- {{qf|Selma B...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll show you exact change!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} That's some good back-up there, Lou.<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Thanks, Chief!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Says here this is a place for sacrificing virgins. Hmmmm, could be our lucky day.<br /> {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Maybe I should have shaved my legs back at the hotel.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Welcome to [[Kwik-E-Mart]]'s celebration of the holy day of [[Vishnu]]! All items are 5% off if you know who Vishnu is, otherwise we add 5%.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Thank you, fellow Lion members, for electing me your king for another term. I promise to fulfill the obligations of office, eh, whatever those may be, with the highest sense of pride, honour, and diligence. Now, eh, bring on the strippers!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} If I didn't have to take Mother to the market immediately after school today, someone would be in for a world of detention.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmmm, this melon is lumpy, lop-sided and soft. But it's on sale, so I'll take it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} All right, dude! It's the first prison riot of the season!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The right angle, the right aim, and [[Martin Prince]] pulling weeds. It don't get any better than this!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom? Dad? I think Bart locked the pen! Hello? Anyone? Typical!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Durin' happy hour at Moe's, drinks are absolutely free, of course. If you wanna use the can, that there's twenty bucks.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Horatio McCallister]]}} Arrg! There's a lesson to be learned here, I'm sure of it!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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