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|name = To Murder or Not to Murder<br />
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|update = {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}}<br />
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|characters = [[Santa Sideshow Bob]], [[Homer]]<br />
|optional = [[Gino Underdunk Terwilliger]], [[Lou]]<br />
|internal = ToMurderOrNotToMurder<br />
|id = 251033 - 251035<br />
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'''To Murder or Not to Murder''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holiday Whodunnit}} content update. It requires [[Santa Sideshow Bob]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|How can I ruin the Simpsons' Christmas?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Murder?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I always try that. I think it's time to mix it up a bit.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Torture, then murder?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Go find your mother. Daddy's plotting and needs some alone time.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Gino Find His Mother|4 hours|[[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's House]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Gino Underdunk Terwilliger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sideshow Bob Not Plan a Murder|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|That was harder than expected. It's nearly impossible to think of the Simpsons without plotting murder.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Vendetta! Vendetta!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yes, Gino, I underestimated you. That doesn't mean I'm ready to get up to my old tricks just yet. But you've given me an idea…}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Step right up, children. Tell Santa about your parents' security systems. I mean, what you want for Christmas.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|About time! {{*}}sits on Sideshow Bob's lap{{*}} I want a kegerator, a giant donut pool floatie, and a real donut the same size as the pool floatie.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Ooof. You're a little large to be sitting on Santa's lap. Shouldn't you leave this for your children?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|No way. My kids would never ask for the stuff I want.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, if Santa's going to put your presents under the tree, he needs to know all about your home security. Wouldn't want to accidentally set off your alarm.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, that's easy. We don't have any. If you can't fit the big things down the chimney, I can make sure the door is unlocked. I'll leave it unlocked starting tonight in case you want to come early. {{*}}leaves{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That was too easy. {{*}}laughs maniacally{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|What was too easy?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, I thought you'd left.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I had. But I only walked like ten feet. You gotta wait longer. {{*}}leaves{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}waits{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}keeps walking{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}waits{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}<br />
{{TB|There was something really familiar about that laugh. I don't think that was Santa at all.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}yelling{{*}} I can still hear you!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Gah. {{*}}walks further{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Homer, it's just a guy in a suit. You know Santa's not real, right?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}<br />
{{TB|I don't think that's true, Moe. If this guy is pretending to be Santa, he's up to something. I'm gonna follow him.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Stalk Santa Sideshow Bob|4 hours|[[Sideshow Bob]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Santa Sideshow Bob Steal Christmas Presents|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Stop, thief! I knew you had to be up to something.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You moron, I'm Santa. I'm delivering presents.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I knew all that stuff about doing it in one night was nonsense.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That was too easy. {{*}}laughs maniacally{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I didn't even leave that time.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I've gotta stop gloating so quickly.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Wait! I do know that laugh! Sideshow Bob! POLICE!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You're lucky I happened to be driving by, Homer. You know when people say "call the police" they mean on the phone, right?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|What good would it do if I yelled "police" into a phone?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Can you tell this imbecile that I've done nothing wrong?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Actually, we've gotten several reports of someone fitting your description stealing Christmas presents.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|That's simple mischief. Surely there's no law against that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Just because you weren't attempting murder this time, doesn't mean you didn't commit a crime.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|That's ridiculous! What could this crime where no harm was done be called?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Theft.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Now you're just making stuff up.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm afraid not. You're under arrest.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Then I want Homer arrested for stalking!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}<br />
{{TB|Well, now look who's making up crimes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|There's no way he just happened upon me. I think I saw him behind me at the last dozen houses.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ha! A desperate attempt. Book him, Lou.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|He's right, Homer. If you've been following him around, that's stalking. I have to take you in.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Take me in? As in…take me into your arms for a brotherly hug?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm afraid not.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Santa Sideshow Bob Get Arrested|4 hours|[[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's House]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Arrested|4 hours|[[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's House]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Arrest Homer and Santa Sideshow Bob|4 hours|[[Santa's Castle]], [[Santa's Workshop]], [[Santa's Village]], [[Santa's House]], [[Christmas Tree Farm]], [[Christmas Carousel]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}walking around a corner{{*}} Ah, back on the streets. Just in time for Christmas.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}walking around the same corner{{*}} Ah, back on the streets. Just in time to watch the Simpsons be miserable without their father for Christmas.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}smashes into Santa Sideshow Bob{{*}} Watch where you're going!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}smashes into Homer{{*}} Open your eyes, you big goon!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Sideshow Bob!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Homer Simpson!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I'm beginning to think there is something seriously wrong with the justice system in Springfield.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Agreed.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I guess I'll just stick to murder and take full advantage of it then.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Not agreed.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "{{W|To be, or not to be}} from the [[William Shakespeare]] play ''{{ap|Hamlet|play}}''.<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Holiday Whodunnit}}</div>Solar Dragon