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'''To Kill a Scoundrel''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} content update. It requires [[Esme Delacroix]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Esme Delacroix's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Esme! The sales numbers just came in for "To Divorce a Scoundrel" and they're record-breaking!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's unsurprising. The idea was so strong that anyone could have written that novel, really. Anyone who went to Yale, that is.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So, how many did we sell?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Zero!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|I didn't sell a single copy?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm afraid not. And your display copy from the store window was stolen, so you owe us.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|This is terrible. What am I going to do?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, with numbers this bad, it looks like your Scoundrel series is over.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|But what about my sequels, "The Scoundrel in the Rye," "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Scoundrels," and "The Complete Scoundrels Guide to Idiots?"}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Canceled, I'm afraid. The publisher doesn't think it's a profitable investment anymore.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|But cheer up, lots of women in their fifties start new careers. Have you heard of ViewTube?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You think I can become a ViewTube influencer?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|No, but I think you can learn from their training videos.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Esme Delacroix Investigate ViewTube|4 hours|[[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Esme Delacroix's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Esme, I heard about the book. I'm so sorry.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not going to lie to you, Marge. This is the worst day of my entire life.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Except for that time I had to read an entire Young Adult vampire trilogy in one day. Did I say "read"? I meant "write".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, you poor thing. Why don't you come over for dinner the next time you have a free evening?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Let me check my calendar. Let's see, I have an opening… every night for the rest of my life now.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Esme Delacroix Go to Dinner With Marge|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Cook Dinner for Esme|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Thank you, Marge. That was a wonderful meal. Much better than all the Krusty burgers that await my future.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Mom, can we go watch cartoons now?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, Itchy and Scratchy have a new episode tonight where Itchy dies so his ghost can wipe out all of Scratchy's ancestors in the afterlife.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What's "Itchy and Scratchy"?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Only the best show ever. It compresses the blood and guts from a McBain movie down to 30 seconds, which is my exact attention span.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|And I find the intrinsic battle between good and evil viscerally — oh, who am I kidding? It's wicked funny!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Wow, you children get really excited about this show! Tell me more.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}<br />
{{TB|Sorry lady, already lost interest.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
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{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Esme Delacroix! Why would a classy smut writer like you want to write for "Itchy and Scratchy"?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I think I can bring an unparalleled level of sophistication to your show and modernize it for the next era of television.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Got it. You need a quick payday. Now you realize writing for kids animation is the lowest paying genre of television writing with limitless rewrites and no residuals.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So, when do I start?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Immediately! Where were you when I was producing adult entertainment?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Esme Delacroix Write an Itchy and Scratchy Episode|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks for coming to watch your big debut at our house, Esme. I can't wait to see it!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks. I'm excited to be here and watch the kids' faces.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Shhh! It's starting!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Itchy}}<br />
{{TB|I've got you cornered now, Scratchy. Time to do something I've always wanted to do… {{*}}reaches in pocket{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scratchy|Scared}}<br />
{{TB|…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Itchy}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}pulls out ring{{*}} Will you marry me?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scratchy|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Huh?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|What the—?}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Esme Delacroix's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}<br />
{{TB|Lisa, did Itchy just give Scratchy a diamond ring?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}<br />
{{TB|Yep.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}<br />
{{TB|And he didn't use it to slit his throat or gouge an eyeball?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}<br />
{{TB|Nope.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Real time commentary. I'm not used to that in the book world.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm also not used to turning off the TV and running out of the room.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Esme Delacroix Wait for Feedback|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Stall|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Kids, what did you think?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Well… umm… it was… it was… it was…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|The right length…?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Yay! That's exactly what they said about "War and Peace and Scoundrels"! Hold on, Roger is calling. Probably to congratulate me!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}on phone{{*}} Uh huh… Uh huh… Oh really? Okay, bye.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What did he say?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Three things: I killed the franchise. I'm fired. And he's going back to adult entertainment.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Esme Delacroix's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Tough break, Esme. If you want, I could always use more help on my next novel, "Thunder Down Under".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Does it need any scoundrels?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}<br />
{{TB|If I answer that will you charge me another consulting fee?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Never mind. I think I'll just go back to Yale and teach writing.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|You don't think it would be difficult to get a job there after your recent writing struggles?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Maybe you didn't hear me. I said I was going to teach at Yale.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Esme Delacroix Go Back to Yale|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
The quest name is a reference to the novel ''{{ap|To Kill a Mockingbird|book}}'' by {{W|Harper Lee}}.<br />
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