To Kill a Mocking Bart/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Uh... dad? There's a laywer and a mob boss to see you!
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Hello, Simpsons family!
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': What a delightful home. It reminds me of my younger years in the witness protection program!
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': You see, Mr. Simpson, when you took over Gil's law practice, you also took over his responsibilites as a court-appointed attorney.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow, dad, I'm impressed! You're winning all your cases! But it would be nice if a few of your clinets really were not guilty!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Can't debate ethics of legal system eating! [MUNCH!] [CRUNCH!]
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:'''[[Jack Crowley]]''': Thanks for defending me, Homer. You know a lot of guys would just turn their backs on a con like me!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What did you do?
:'''[[Jack Crowley]]''': Stabbed a guy when he turned back on me.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Your honor, I'd like to request a recess!
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': YFor how long?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'd say six months. And can the court supply me with some animators from the Roger Meyers studio?
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': I don't see why not. Granted!
:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]''': Oh, for crying out loud!
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:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]''': Not so fast, Simpson! You've got one more client on your roster today.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Fine. Bring it on! Like the Icing said to the cinnamon bun, "i'm on a roll!" What is it this time? Jaywalking? Counterfeiting?
:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]''': Arson!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't do it!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Your honor, my daughter Lisa would like to take over for me if that's okay with Bluey!
:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]''': You want an eight-year-old girl to try the case? Suuuure that's fine with me.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I call Edna Krabappel to the stand! Now, Mrs. Krabappel, may I remind you you're still under oath!
:'''[[Edna]]''': Yes.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Then please tell the court.. did you quit smoking?
:'''[[Edna]]''': Yes. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Just answer the question...
:'''[[Edna]]''': [SIGH!] No I didn't!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Ha! I win! She bet me she could give up smoking longe than I could go without kowtowing to mother!
:'''[[Agnes]]''': Quiet, Seymour!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Yes, mother.

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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Uh... dad? There's a laywer and a mob boss to see you!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Uh... dad? There's a laywer and a mob boss to see you!
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Hello, Simpsons family!
+{{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Hello, Simpsons family!
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': What a delightful home. It reminds me of my younger years in the witness protection program!
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} What a delightful home. It reminds me of my younger years in the witness protection program!
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': You see, Mr. Simpson, when you took over Gil's law practice, you also took over his responsibilites as a court-appointed attorney.
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} You see, Mr. Simpson, when you took over Gil's law practice, you also took over his responsibilites as a court-appointed attorney.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow, dad, I'm impressed! You're winning all your cases! But it would be nice if a few of your clinets really were not guilty!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, dad, I'm impressed! You're winning all your cases! But it would be nice if a few of your clinets really were not guilty!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Can't debate ethics of legal system eating! [MUNCH!] [CRUNCH!]
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can't debate ethics of legal system eating! [MUNCH!] [CRUNCH!]
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-:'''[[Jack Crowley]]''': Thanks for defending me, Homer. You know a lot of guys would just turn their backs on a con like me!
+{{qf|[[Jack Crowley]]}} Thanks for defending me, Homer. You know a lot of guys would just turn their backs on a con like me!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What did you do?
+{{qf|Homer}} What did you do?
-:'''[[Jack Crowley]]''': Stabbed a guy when he turned back on me.
+{{qf|Jack Crowley}} Stabbed a guy when he turned back on me.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Your honor, I'd like to request a recess!
+{{qf|Homer}} Your honor, I'd like to request a recess!
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': YFor how long?
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} YFor how long?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'd say six months. And can the court supply me with some animators from the Roger Meyers studio?
+{{qf|Homer}} I'd say six months. And can the court supply me with some animators from the Roger Meyers studio?
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': I don't see why not. Granted!
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} I don't see why not. Granted!
-:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]''': Oh, for crying out loud!
+{{qf|[[Blue-haired lawyer]]}} Oh, for crying out loud!
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-:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]''': Not so fast, Simpson! You've got one more client on your roster today.
+{{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} Not so fast, Simpson! You've got one more client on your roster today.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Fine. Bring it on! Like the Icing said to the cinnamon bun, "i'm on a roll!" What is it this time? Jaywalking? Counterfeiting?
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine. Bring it on! Like the Icing said to the cinnamon bun, "I'm on a roll!" What is it this time? Jaywalking? Counterfeiting?
-:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]''': Arson!
+{{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} Arson!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't do it!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I didn't do it!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Your honor, my daughter Lisa would like to take over for me if that's okay with Bluey!
+{{qf|Homer}} Your honor, my daughter Lisa would like to take over for me if that's okay with Bluey!
-:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]''': You want an eight-year-old girl to try the case? Suuuure that's fine with me.
+{{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} You want an eight-year-old girl to try the case? Suuuure that's fine with me.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I call Edna Krabappel to the stand! Now, Mrs. Krabappel, may I remind you you're still under oath!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I call Edna Krabappel to the stand! Now, Mrs. Krabappel, may I remind you you're still under oath!
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Yes.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Yes.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Then please tell the court.. did you quit smoking?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Then please tell the court.. did you quit smoking?
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Yes. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
+{{qf|Edna}} Yes. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Just answer the question...
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} Just answer the question...
-:'''[[Edna]]''': [SIGH!] No I didn't!
+{{qf|Edna}} [SIGH!] No I didn't!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Ha! I win! She bet me she could give up smoking longe than I could go without kowtowing to mother!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ha! I win! She bet me she could give up smoking longe than I could go without kowtowing to mother!
-:'''[[Agnes]]''': Quiet, Seymour!
+{{qf|Agnes}} Quiet, Seymour!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Yes, mother.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Yes, mother.
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