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Solar Dragon at 11:26, July 20, 2015

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer''': Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready? :'''Marge''': Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa! :'''Homer''': This is Sam. :'''Marge''': Homer ..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer''': Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready? :'''Marge''': Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa! :'''Homer''': This is Sam. :'''Marge''': Homer ..."

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{{TabQ}}

:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa!
:'''[[Homer]]''': This is Sam.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer this was supposed to be family dinner.
:'''[[Homer]]''': But, Marge, they're both old! What's the difference?
:'''[[Marge]]''': [MOAN]
:'''[[Samuel T. Duff]]''': Something sure smells good.
:'''[[Bart]] ''(whisper)''''': It sure isn't Sam.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on Earth for some lousy grown-up story.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an an-nonucment of a precedent-setting change in foregin policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable dsease, or..
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': We interrupt this program quite frankly... Heh, heh because we can!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ...a flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Our top story this morning concerns Samuel T. Duff, reclusive billionaire founder of the Duff Beer empire!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Look, it's Sam!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, my good-newss!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Wow! Who'd'a thoguht that hitch-hiking hobo would turn out to be a billionaire? I sure didn't see that coming!
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Hmmmm, makes you wonder if that's what the founding fathers really had in mind when they came up with that whole "freedom" concept. Who is the Homer Simpson?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': He's one of our safety inspectors.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Well, he's fired! Now let's see him try to live on a measly billion dollars!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff industries.
:'''[[Homer]]''':Who?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Me, you idiot!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, what a minute... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent.... carrty the one...
:'''[[Homer]] ''(whisper)''''': Marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
:'''[[Marge]] ''(whisper)''''': You own fify-one percent.
:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
:'''Sound''': WAP!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, you own more.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Woo hoo! I own more! I own more!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Three hundred dollars is a lot of money, Homey. We can still carpet the basement.
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.

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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But what'll I tell Marge and the kids?
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Tell 'em I died!
-{{qf|Homer}} This is Sam.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm no good at lying. Why don't you tell them you died. ''[thinking]'' Wait, that won't work... ''[out loud]'' ...D'oh! Hey! Thanks a lot stupid brain!
-{{qf|Marge}} Homer this was supposed to be family dinner.
+----
-{{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, they're both old! What's the difference?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, how would you like to have dinner with my family? We're having casserole.
-{{qf|Marge}} [MOAN]
+{{qf|[[Samuel T. Duff]]}} What kind of casserole?
-{{qf|[[Samuel T. Duff]]}} Something sure smells good.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, you know, yummy, tasty casserole, made from... Mmm... Casserole food.
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[whisper]'' It sure isn't Sam.
+{{qf|Sam}} O.K., let's go.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on Earth for some lousy grown-up story.
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an annonucment of a precedent-setting change in foregin policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable dsease, or..
+{{qf|Lisa}} Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an announcement of a precedent-setting change in foreign policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable disease, or...
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} We interrupt this program quite frankly... Heh, heh because we can!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} We interrupt this program, quite frankly... Heh, heh. Because we can!
-{{qf|Lisa}} ...a flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ..A flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hmmmm, makes you wonder if that's what the founding fathers really had in mind when they came up with that whole "freedom" concept. Who is the Homer Simpson?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, do you see what I see?
-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} He's one of our safety inspectors.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, so? It's just some news guy talking about somebody being put into that old guy's will, while at the same time they're showing a videotape of me getting the morning paper. It's not like they said I inherited a whole beer empire and billions of dollars, now is it, Mrs. Smarty-pants?
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, he's fired! Now let's see him try to live on a measly billion dollars!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} So far, little is known about the new owner of the Duff Breweries other than his name, Homer J. Simpson!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff industries.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff Industries.
 {{qf|Homer}} Who?
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Me, you idiot!
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, what a minute... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent.... carrty the one...
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh. Wait a minute... Let's see, forty-nine percent... Out of one hundred percent... Carry the one... Marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[whisper]'' Marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
+{{qf|Marge}} You own fifty-one percent.
 {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you own more.
 {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! I own more! I own more!
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} Three hundred dollars is a lot of money, Homey. We can still carpet the basement.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Here you go, Mr. Simpson, just one last brew and you will have your blasted empire.
-{{qf|Homer}} It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.
+{{qf|Homer}} A quarter Duff Draft, an eighth Duff Dry... An eighth Duff Malt... An eighth Duff Lager... An eighth Duff Christmas Ale... And... An eighth, no a quarter... Duff Amber Fire-brewed Barley Export, which is only sold... In [[Canada]]!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, we're home. Is dinner ready?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Just about. Homey, that's not Grampa!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': This is Sam.
+{{qf|Homer}} This is Sam.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer this was supposed to be family dinner.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer this was supposed to be family dinner.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': But, Marge, they're both old! What's the difference?
+{{qf|Homer}} But, Marge, they're both old! What's the difference?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': [MOAN]
+{{qf|Marge}} [MOAN]
-:'''[[Samuel T. Duff]]''': Something sure smells good.
+{{qf|[[Samuel T. Duff]]}} Something sure smells good.
-:'''[[Bart]] ''(whisper)''''': It sure isn't Sam.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[whisper]'' It sure isn't Sam.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on Earth for some lousy grown-up story.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey! They're interrupting the clowniest clown on Earth for some lousy grown-up story.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an an-nonucment of a precedent-setting change in foregin policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable dsease, or..
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Be quiet, Bart. Special reports herald monumental occasions in one's life. It could be an annonucment of a precedent-setting change in foregin policy, the discovery of a cure for a previously incurable dsease, or..
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': We interrupt this program quite frankly... Heh, heh because we can!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} We interrupt this program quite frankly... Heh, heh because we can!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': ...a flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ...a flagrant display of the news media's totalitarian grip on the airwaves.
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Our top story this morning concerns Samuel T. Duff, reclusive billionaire founder of the Duff Beer empire!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Our top story this morning concerns Samuel T. Duff, reclusive billionaire founder of the Duff Beer empire!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Look, it's Sam!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Look, it's Sam!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, my good-newss!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, my good-newss!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Wow! Who'd'a thoguht that hitch-hiking hobo would turn out to be a billionaire? I sure didn't see that coming!
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow! Who'd'a thoguht that hitch-hiking hobo would turn out to be a billionaire? I sure didn't see that coming!
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''':  Hmmmm, makes you wonder if that's what the founding fathers really had in mind when they came up with that whole "freedom" concept. Who is the Homer Simpson?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hmmmm, makes you wonder if that's what the founding fathers really had in mind when they came up with that whole "freedom" concept. Who is the Homer Simpson?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''':  He's one of our safety inspectors.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} He's one of our safety inspectors.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''':  Well, he's fired! Now let's see him try to live on a measly billion dollars!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, he's fired! Now let's see him try to live on a measly billion dollars!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
+{{qf|Homer}} Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''':  Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff industries.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Surprise, Simpson. Meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of Duff industries.
-:'''[[Homer]]''':Who?
+{{qf|Homer}} Who?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''':  Me, you idiot!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Me, you idiot!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, what a minute... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent.... carrty the one...
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, what a minute... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent.... carrty the one...
-:'''[[Homer]] ''(whisper)''''': Marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[whisper]'' Marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
-:'''[[Marge]] ''(whisper)''''': You own fify-one percent.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[whisper]'' You own fify-one percent.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true.
-:'''Sound''': WAP!
+{{qf|Sound}} WAP!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, you own more.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you own more.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Woo hoo! I own more! I own more!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! I own more! I own more!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Three hundred dollars is a lot of money, Homey. We can still carpet the basement.
+{{qf|Marge}} Three hundred dollars is a lot of money, Homey. We can still carpet the basement.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.
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	:'''[[Homer]]''': It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.		:'''[[Homer]]''': It's not the money, Marge. It's that I failed.... again! And at something as simple as running a billion dollar beer empire.
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