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:'''[[Homer]]:''' For the first time a snake has ruined paradise!
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:'''Homer:''' It's time for me to do what I do best: prolong this marriage!
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:'''Homer:''' For Marge I will make the supreme sacrifice of not doing something.
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:'''Homer:''' You'll be a snake that lives in Paris. The children's book practically writes itself!
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{{Season 27|Q}}

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 {{qf|Homer}} Poor Marge. What do I do? Help me, universe! ''[the doorbell rings and Homer opens the door]'' Jay Leno?!
-{{qf|{{ch|Jay Leno}}}} Hiya! I was just passing in my 1973 Citroen DS Pallas when I saw that classic Morgan with the original wood dash interior. Man, I... I'd like to buy it!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Jay Leno}}}} Hiya! I was just passing in my 1973 Citroen DS Pallas when I saw that classic Morgan with the original wood dash interior. Man, I... I'd like to buy it!
 {{qf|Homer}} You'll have to pay cash with no questions asked.
 {{qf|Jay Leno}} How much you want?

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 :''[After Lisa discovers the suitcase and the snake while in the plane to Paris]''
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't break her heart.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I can't break her heart.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, you can't let anything bad happen to that snake!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, you can't let anything bad happen to that snake!
-:'''Homer:''' I promise. And you have to promise to preserve another endangered species: My marriage.
+{{qf|Homer}} I promise. And you have to promise to preserve another endangered species: My marriage.
-:'''Lisa:''' I promise.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I promise.
-:'''Homer:''' For the first time a snake has ruined paradise!
+{{qf|Homer}} For the first time a snake has ruined paradise!
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, you have to do more!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you have to do more!
-:'''Homer:''' Ook?!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ook?!
-:'''Marge:''' I'm getting tired of your "Ooks". I can't do this alone. Where's your chore list?
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm getting tired of your "Ooks". I can't do this alone. Where's your chore list?
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, I'm taking care of that! It's laminated. And to make sure I do it... ''[shows Marge a doodle of her on the back of the chore list]'' Hmm?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm taking care of that! It's laminated. And to make sure I do it... ''[shows Marge a doodle of her on the back of the chore list]'' Hmm?
 :''[Marge groans]''
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 :''[Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie find an old car on the garage]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I've never seen this. It must've been left by some previous owner.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I've never seen this. It must've been left by some previous owner.
-:'''Homer:''' Holy moly, a valuable antique car!! This is the find of a lifetime! Oh, it's a stick.
+{{qf|Homer}} Holy moly, a valuable antique car!! This is the find of a lifetime! Oh, it's a stick.
 :''[Homer enters the car and starts the engine]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Dad, shouldn't we see who owns the car?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, shouldn't we see who owns the car?
-:'''Homer:''' Now, sweetie, according to the ancient law of Trover, abandoned property passes to the subsequent landowner.
+{{qf|Homer}} Now, sweetie, according to the ancient law of Trover, abandoned property passes to the subsequent landowner.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, ever since you watched Medieval Tomb Robbers on the History Channel, everything with you is Trover, Trover, Trover!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Man, ever since you watched Medieval Tomb Robbers on the History Channel, everything with you is Trover, Trover, Trover!
-:'''Homer:''' Boy, either show me a writ of replevin or pipe down!
+{{qf|Homer}} Boy, either show me a writ of replevin or pipe down!
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-:'''Homer:''' Well, if it isn't my favorite gal in my favorite room!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, if it isn't my favorite gal in my favorite room!
-:'''Marge:''' I'm glad you had a good day.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm glad you had a good day.
-:'''Homer:''' You don't sound glad.
+{{qf|Homer}} You don't sound glad.
-:'''Marge:''' I'm not glad.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm not glad.
-:'''Homer:''' But you said you were glad!
+{{qf|Homer}} But you said you were glad!
-:'''Marge:''' You need to read between the lines.
+{{qf|Marge}} You need to read between the lines.
-:'''Homer:''' Why? There's just white space there.
+{{qf|Homer}} Why? There's just white space there.
-:'''Marge:''' ''[crying]'' I'm sorry, Homie. Your life is full of fun surprises. My life sucks!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[crying]'' I'm sorry, Homie. Your life is full of fun surprises. My life sucks!
 :''[sobs and grabs a box of tissues]''
-:'''Homer:''' ''[thinking]'' Uh-oh. Tissues. ''[Marge lays down on the bed]'' W... would it help if I rubbed your back? Huh? Eh? Uh...
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Uh-oh. Tissues. ''[Marge lays down on the bed]'' W... would it help if I rubbed your back? Huh? Eh? Uh...
-:'''Marge:''' Your hands smell like steering wheel.
+{{qf|Marge}} Your hands smell like steering wheel.
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-:'''Homer:''' Poor Marge. What do I do? Help me, universe! ''[the doorbell rings and Homer opens the door]'' Jay Leno?!
+{{qf|Homer}} Poor Marge. What do I do? Help me, universe! ''[the doorbell rings and Homer opens the door]'' Jay Leno?!
-:'''{{ch|Jay Leno}}:''' Hiya! I was just passing in my 1973 Citroen DS Pallas when I saw that classic Morgan with the original wood dash interior. Man, I... I'd like to buy it!
+{{qf|{{ch|Jay Leno}}}} Hiya! I was just passing in my 1973 Citroen DS Pallas when I saw that classic Morgan with the original wood dash interior. Man, I... I'd like to buy it!
-:'''Homer:''' You'll have to pay cash with no questions asked.
+{{qf|Homer}} You'll have to pay cash with no questions asked.
-:'''Jay Leno:''' How much you want?
+{{qf|Jay Leno}} How much you want?
-:'''Homer:''' I said no questions!
+{{qf|Homer}} I said no questions!
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 :''[Homer and Lisa try to release the snake at the Louvre]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Okay, you're free! Now, remember to respect this ecosystem. ''[the snake stays still]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Okay, you're free! Now, remember to respect this ecosystem. ''[the snake stays still]''
-:'''Homer:''' Come on, go! You'll be a snake that lives in Paris. It's a children's book that writes itself!
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on, go! You'll be a snake that lives in Paris. It's a children's book that writes itself!
 :''[Ugolín and Cesar appear]''
-:'''[[Ugolín]]:''' Not so fast!
+{{qf|[[Ugolín]]}} Not so fast!
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[gasps]'' How did you find us?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[gasps]'' How did you find us?
-:'''[[Cesar]]:''' All tourists come to the Louvre.
+{{qf|[[Cesar]]}} All tourists come to the Louvre.
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, it's got great paintings.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, it's got great paintings.
-:'''Ugolín:''' Oh, yeah? Name two.
+{{qf|Ugolín}} Oh, yeah? Name two.
-:'''Homer:''' Uh... Uh... Uh...
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh... Uh... Uh...
-:'''Lisa:''' Don't patronize us! You make belts from snakes!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't patronize us! You make belts from snakes!
-:'''Cesar:''' We treat our high fashion animals in the most humane manner.
+{{qf|Cesar}} We treat our high fashion animals in the most humane manner.
 :''[A brief scene showing a crocodile getting drunk and then hit in a factory is showed; then the scene goes back to Homer, Lisa, Ugolín and Cesar]''
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[gasps]'' You're monsters.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[gasps]'' You're monsters.
-:'''Cesar:''' True, but that is just a part of who we are.
+{{qf|Cesar}} True, but that is just a part of who we are.
-:'''Ugolín:''' We are also poets.
+{{qf|Ugolín}} We are also poets.
-:'''Cesar:''' Communists.
+{{qf|Cesar}} Communists.
-:'''Ugolín:''' Experts on mustard.
+{{qf|Ugolín}} Experts on mustard.
 :''[Ugolín and Cesar realise Homer and Lisa have left]''
-:'''Cesar:''' They're gone!
+{{qf|Cesar}} They're gone!
-:'''Ugolín:''' If we want to be criminals, we should keep a better eye on people. It's really not that hard.
+{{qf|Ugolín}} If we want to be criminals, we should keep a better eye on people. It's really not that hard.
-:'''Cesar:''' Do not worry. There is one surefire way to find the Americans. ''[shouts loudly]'' Marco!
+{{qf|Cesar}} Do not worry. There is one surefire way to find the Americans. ''[shouts loudly]'' Marco!
-:'''Homer:''' ''[far off]'' Polo!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[far off]'' Polo!
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-:'''Homer:''' It's time for me to do what I do best: prolong this marriage!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's time for me to do what I do best: prolong this marriage!
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-:'''Homer:''' Fortune favors the bald.
+{{qf|Homer}} Fortune favors the bald.
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-:'''Homer:''' For Marge I will make the supreme sacrifice of not doing something.
+{{qf|Homer}} For Marge I will make the supreme sacrifice of not doing something.
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 {{Season 27|Q}}