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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Tire Fire and Brimstone
|image =
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle|2}}
|next = [[The True Meaning of Christmas]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Tire Fire and Brimstone''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between December 27, [[2020]] and January 13, [[2021]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can you help us bring Homer back home for Christmas, Rabbi?}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Enough with the C-word already.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|No guarantees, but I will pray for divine blessing on your quest.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|…Melech ha'olam.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How do you know this prayer?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I try to follow Christ in every way I can — and since he had a bar mitzvah, I had one, too!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Menorahs|150}} {{Task/Optional|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Pray for Divine Guidance|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Out-Pray Rabbi Krustofsky|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Holy Me, where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield, your Mosesness.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|The one in [[Egypt]], the Sinai, or [[Palestine]]?}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|America. Don't ask.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Phew. I was wondering where the pyramids were. I mean, I know it was involuntary, but we put a lot of work into them. You'd kind of hope they held up.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Moses]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Our neighbors have been seduced by a cult. We need your help setting them free.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can see this city has an acute case of idolatry. I'm going to prescribe immediate smiting for everyone who worships the baby god.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What, no! That's not a cult!}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Called it.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If symptoms continue, take their two first-born sons and call me in the morning.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's not the cult we're worried about right now. There's a new one that set up a compound and lured all our people with promises of rides in a spaceship.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, the old spaceship promo. We tried that with Ezekiel. It gets dusted off every so often.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|I will deliver Homer and Baby Jesus out of captivity. Follow me to the cult compound!}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|Did you say Baby Jesus? Keep your hands off him. He's mine!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Oh, no, we prayed too hard! That's King Herod!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What will you do with Baby Jesus when you find him?}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If I answered that, you'd say I was OUT OF MY MIND!}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But if you're not completely satisfied with the results, then YOUR BABY JESUS IS FREEEE!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's a pretty good deal.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Menorahs|150}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moses Wander in the Desert|4 hours|[[Cactus Rock 1]], [[Cactus Rock 2]], [[Cactus Rock 3]], [[Cactus Patch]], [[Quicksand]], the [[Town Plaza]], [[Old Mine]], [[Springfield Mall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moses]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ned Follow Moses Into the Desert|4 hours|[[Cactus Rock 1]], [[Cactus Rock 2]], [[Cactus Rock 3]], [[Cactus Patch]], [[Quicksand]], the [[Town Plaza]], [[Old Mine]], [[Springfield Mall]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Follow Moses Into the Desert|4 hours|[[Cactus Rock 1]], [[Cactus Rock 2]], [[Cactus Rock 3]], [[Cactus Patch]], [[Quicksand]], the [[Town Plaza]], [[Old Mine]], [[Springfield Mall]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make King Herod Follow Tiny Footsteps Around|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s|char=[[King Herod]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Behold, ye doubters and grumblers and directions-wanters, for we have reached unto the cult compound!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's the outlet mall!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Then verily let us go back to Route 60 and try the other exit.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|When are we going to get there?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Based on my desert-wandering experience, I foresee an arrival time of roughly thirty years from now, forty tops, depending on traffic.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed murmur{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Be patient, thou blue-haired Jezebel. I am the foremost prophet of the Lord — his uber prophet, you might say — and I have a five-star rating for getting my fares to their destination.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Who gave you a five-star rating?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The Israelites. But I think they were trying to butter me up after I caught them practicing idolatry in the back of my caravan.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[The Rappin' Rabbis]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Jello? The Leader speaking.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I have a VIP who wants to join your cult. You need to come pick us up.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|How VIP are we talking about?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|V V V!}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's not Lovitz, is it? I mean, I guess he's famous, but…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No. This VIP says he's a divinely-appointed prophet of the Lord.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|[[Kanye West|Kaney]]! I'll be right there!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Menorahs|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Tell Moses to Act Like Kanye|4 hours|[[Cactus Rock 1]], [[Cactus Rock 2]], [[Cactus Rock 3]], [[Cactus Patch]], [[Quicksand]], the [[Town Plaza]], [[Old Mine]], [[Springfield Mall]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Moses Look Up the False God Kanye|4 hours|[[Cactus Rock 1]], [[Cactus Rock 2]], [[Cactus Rock 3]], [[Cactus Patch]], [[Quicksand]], the [[Town Plaza]], [[Old Mine]], [[Springfield Mall]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Bring the Spaceship|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|You look familiar. Have we met?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It depends. Have you read…Leviticus? {{*}}begins warming up fire and brimstone{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hmm, don't think I have. Is that the new Grisham?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|No, but I've been wanting to read that. A courtroom drama? How does he come up with that stuff?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Say, where'd you get that sweet spaceship?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Right? Pretty cool, huh? It's a special treat for all Movementarians.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|So wait, I join and I get to ride that thing?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All the way to planet Blisstonia.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just tell me where to sign!}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I'd say let's get you some robes, but then it looks like you've already got that covered.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Follow me back to the compound!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, someone's leading ME!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Orthodox Ambulance]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You seen this new guy? What a suck up.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pfft, who does he think he is, the second coming of Moses?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|People of the movement! I have inscribed the Leader's laws onto a tablet. And you're not going to believe what his first commandment is!}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Your boosting of our commandment click-through is most impressive, Moses. You have earned top ranking and an immediate ride in the spaceship.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ah, c'mon!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, he just got here!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Menorahs|150}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Give Moses the VIP Treatment|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Moses Do the Movementarian PR Circuit|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Clean Moses' Socks and Sandals|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Clean Moses' Bathroom|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Patty Inspect Homer's Work|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Patty]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Selma Inspect Baby Jesus' Work|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Selma]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy Tears}}
{{TB|Homer, there you are.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Marge? Are you joining The Leader and going into space with me and Baby Jesus?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homie, it's time you stop with this Movementarian silliness and come back home. It's almost Christmas and I don't want yet another holiday ruined.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aww, you're right, Marge. How could I have been so stupid? Let's go home.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Homer… Want to come test out the new rocket boosters on the spaceship?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ooh! Spaceship! {{*}}runs off{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Did you really think it would be that easy, Marge?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Menorah Pile]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Your Moses was a complete dud. I wanted to one-star him but I was afraid he'd one-star me.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, you gotta be careful. Moses is as good as it gets. If he can't lead someone out of captivity, maybe they don't want to be led out of captivity.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not to be a "Karen" or anything, but I'd like to speak to Moses' manager.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|How is that not being a Karen? That's the definition of being a Karen!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'd like to speak with your manager, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Let me see if he's available.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Menorahs|175}} {{Task/Optional|Make Rabbi Krustofky Entreat Yahweh|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Worry That She's a Karen|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Alright, look. I'll call Yahweh, but no promises.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|It's ringing.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}click{{*}} YOU DARE SUMMON ME FROM THE GREAT BEYOND WITH THE UNLAWFUL UTTERANCE OF MY NAME??!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I – I'm sorry – I just – there's a woman here–}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|Heh, I'm just messin' with you, Hyman. Tell her I'm out of the office.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I can hear you!}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|Say I'm on a call.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I heard that too!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Burns Cult Headquarters]] and {{H2020MBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to "{{W|fire and brimstone}}", an idiomatic expression referring to God's wrath.

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 {{TB|Let me see if he's available.}}
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+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Menorahs|175}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Rabbi Krustofky Entreat Yahweh|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Worry That She's a Karen|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]], the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
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 |characters = [[Ned]], [[Marge]], [[Moses]], [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Rabbi Krustofsky]], [[King Herod]], [[The Leader]], [[Baby Jesus]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle|2}}
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 {{TB|Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
-{{TB|…Melech ha'olam.}}
+{{TB|...Melech ha'olam.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|How do you know this prayer?}}
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 {{TB|V V V!}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|It's not Lovitz, is it? I mean, I guess he's famous, but…}}
+{{TB|It's not Lovitz, is it? I mean, I guess he's famous, but...}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|No. This VIP says he's a divinely-appointed prophet of the Lord.}}
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 {{TB|You look familiar. Have we met?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|It depends. Have you read…Leviticus? {{*}}begins warming up fire and brimstone{{*}}}}
+{{TB|It depends. Have you read...Leviticus? {{*}}begins warming up fire and brimstone{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Hmm, don't think I have. Is that the new Grisham?}}
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 {{TB|Aww, you're right, Marge. How could I have been so stupid? Let's go home.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
-{{TB|Oh, Homer… Want to come test out the new rocket boosters on the spaceship?}}
+{{TB|Oh, Homer... Want to come test out the new rocket boosters on the spaceship?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Ooh! Spaceship! {{*}}runs off{{*}}}}
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 {{TB|Alright, look. I'll call Yahweh, but no promises.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
 {{TB|It's ringing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}click{{*}} YOU DARE SUMMON ME FROM THE GREAT BEYOND WITH THE UNLAWFUL UTTERANCE OF MY NAME??!!!}}