https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Time_Waits_for_No_God Time Waits for No God - Revision history 2026-04-12T15:30:53Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Time_Waits_for_No_God&diff=1443390&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (15) 2026-01-12T19:27:27Z <p>replaced: … → ... (15)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:27, January 12, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l48" >Line 48:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 48:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Awww yeah, that's the stuff.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Awww yeah, that's the stuff.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|My good friend, you <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">seem…different </del>today.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|My good friend, you <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">seem...different </ins>today.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|You ever get freaky with all those arms?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|You ever get freaky with all those arms?}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l58" >Line 58:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 58:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Pantheon? 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This is my most slapdash work since the platypus.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I've had to just throw things together! 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It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Better Late Than Forever}} content update. It requires the [[Mayan Associate God]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What strange rumbling has awakened me from my nap?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|WAZZZUPPPP!!!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Nah?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I refuse to accept that you have come to this land. And I can't believe you had the nerve to wake me up before the invention of coffee.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, what happened to Maya-casa es su casa?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Why are you even here?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Just hanging out, broseph!!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I hate that after spending so many years among these people I understand what that means.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Nice. Want to sundial and chill while we wait for the apocalypse?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Your loss, man.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mayan Associate God Sundial and Chill|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Awww yeah, that's the stuff.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|My good friend, you seem…different today.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|You ever get freaky with all those arms?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|And now I suspect that you are not my good friend at all.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Please, ignore him. He's a disgrace to my pantheon.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Pantheon? I hardly know Theon. Amirite?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|What has brought your…cousin…to this land?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|He has come to annoy me while we wait for the apocalypse.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Wasn't that supposed to happen like twelve years ago?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Maybe!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Maybe?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Our calendars are very confusing.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|So, like, what is there to do around here? Has beer pong been invented yet?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I hate every word you say.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Man, you're a buzzkill. Isn't there anyone cool around here to partay with?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Mayan God, are we still on for the luau next century?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa. Dude, you didn't tell me you were hanging out with the old-school gods!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|…who is this?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Distant cousin. Very distant.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh. Well, welcome to Springfield.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Thanks, my guy! So tell me. What do you guys do for fun?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, if you're looking for a good time, we could solemnly study religious texts.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Nah, man! I'm looking for a party!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|…a party?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah! I'm trying to party like it's the end of the world. Cuz it almost is!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mayan Associate God Break It Down Mayan Style|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Yahweh Watch With Morbid Fascination|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Yahweh]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Wait, the end of the world?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, man. Heavy stuff.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Is that in my book? I feel like I remember seeing that somewhere after the stuff about shellfish.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Nah, bro. It's in our calendar.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, good.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|But wasn't that supposed to happen a decade ago?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, it's not our fault. You know how hard it is to do calculus with a chisel?}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, stone face!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Uh, me?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No, the other stone-faced guy wandering around Springfield.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, my cousin. I can go get him if you want.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Wait, there's actually two of you now?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah…but I'm the only one who can dance.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Can I record you? I'm starting a new conspiracy theory that'll make the humans go crazy.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Huh?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I used to have to sneak into dreams to get them to do crazy things. Now I just have to post cryptic messages online and they do it for me!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Go away, old man. You're really cramping my style.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Ugh, fine. But move, you're blocking the sun.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Man, that guy really chisels me the wrong way. I gotta dance out my feelings…}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mayan Associate God Break It Down Mayan Style|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|…can you believe it? They know we exist now, and yet they still don't seem to care!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|I still don't understand why we had to cut off three of my tentacles.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}<br /> {{TB|We needed to give them concrete proof of our existence!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, but YOU have tentacles. Why did we have to use mine?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Or come to think of it, why couldn't we just take a selfie?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa! Either my stoney sense is stuck on vibrate, or there's aliens here.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Nope, it still works. Hey, aliens!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Aah! They have created war golems!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|That's just one of the gods.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Why is everyone here such a downer?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|By the way, bro, what happened to your tentacles?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}angry muttering{{*}}}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I just want to find one person to vibe with. Why is that so hard?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sir! I've found him!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Huh?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|You there. Mayan God.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, that's not me. That's my cousin. I'm the Mayan Associate God.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|It's a similar job…but I don't get human sacrifices. Or insurance.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, they stopped doing human sacrifices in my teen years.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|But I'm mad! We were promised an apocalypse and it hasn't happened, and this is cutting into our profit margins!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|…what?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|And now the environmentalists are demanding that we clean up our messes!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|If there's one thing I hate, it's consequences.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|You there! Mayan God!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Ugh, is everyone mad at me today?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Your pantheon promised an apocalypse, and I built my whole schedule around it.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I've had to just throw things together! This is my most slapdash work since the platypus.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, dudes. Let's just take a moment and chill. Some deep breaths while we just…chill out.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|…what?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|If I wanted to be disappointed by a deity, I'd go find my son.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mayan Associate God Sundial and Chill|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Burns Leave in Disgust|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], {{TOG|Trees}}, [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make God Leave in Disgust|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], {{TOG|Trees}}, [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[God]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Those guys were bogus.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You cannot promise a hurricane, and deliver a breeze.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa! Scared me there. What was that, slam poetry?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}<br /> {{TB|It was a lesson. I made the same mistake once. But I can teach you and help you reach enlightenment.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|…okay, I'll bite.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Everyone in this city…sucks.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|…what?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|So I just got myself a hog! {{*}}hops on his motorcycle{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Mayan Associate God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You're the first god I've encountered that's made any sense at all.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}</div> Solar Dragon