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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} We&#039;re three days away from Pizza Day! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lenny_Leonard" title="Lenny Leonard">Lenny Leonard</a>}} I can buy my own pizza, Homer. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Carl_Carlson" title="Carl Carlson">Carl Carlson</a>}} With any topping I want...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} We're three days away from Pizza Day!<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I can buy my own pizza, Homer.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} With any topping I want.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Free pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Wheee!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You there... Would you prefer a fatter stipend or the opportunity to stuff your gullet with pizza pie?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Wheee!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Egad. I employ Pavlovian mooncalves.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Maybe it's a twenty-four hour bug. If not, I'll miss pizza day tomorrow. I'd rather die.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You might, if you don't take care of yourself.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} You have to pay for that, sir!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I plan to!<br /> {{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Well, where's your wallet?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I don't see how that's any of your business.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Very funny, Moe. Where's my Duff?<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} On yer stool?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'm talking about beer, y'know? Suds! Cerveza!<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Homer, I've never heard of &quot;beer&quot; before. Or any of that other stuff. We talkin' a new blend or somethin'?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] Has the world gone mad?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Are you boys hanging out hoping an adult will buy beer for you?<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Naw. We're here to help senior citizens carry their groceries to their cars.<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Y'know, random acts of kindness.<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} What's beer?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Is that how your parents raised you?<br /> {{qf|Kearney}} If you mean with love and nurturing attention...?<br /> {{qf|Dolph}} Then the answer is yes.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh my Lord! I've awakened in a world without beer!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Describe this world to me again, Homer. How is my life better with beer?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, since we have a long, thirsty, punishing camel ride before us... With beer you leave behind the dreary work-a-day existence you suffer through now. Instead you're a carefree bon vivant with a smile for the whole world!<br /> {{qf|Barney}} Am I still mayor?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Wellllll, you owned a snow plow business.<br /> {{qf|Barney}} &quot;Owned?&quot;<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Um... You moved on to another job.<br /> {{qf|Barney}} State senate?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well... Not exactly. Oh, look! A monkey in a fez!<br /> {{qf|Barney}} Where?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Race you to the next dune!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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