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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Tab|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Estranger Things|Keep Chalm and Gary On}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} I can&#039;t remember the last movie we saw in theaters. And on opening night! {{qf|...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tab|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Estranger Things|Keep Chalm and Gary On}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't remember the last movie we saw in theaters. And on opening night!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Movies are back, baby!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Just think of all the chumps out there waiting three days until this movie's free on streaming.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Janet Grody]]}} I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator of [[Snüf]] Total-Body Deodorant. It's for all your grossest places. Just rub it right on your butt cleft, under pouch, stink flaps...<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Ah! How could they say those words on TV?<br /> {{qf|Janet Grody}} ...peat bog, smuckle, stunk-tank.<br /> :''[Homer, Bart, and Lisa are all laughing]''<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Come on. Skip ad. Skip ad.<br /> {{qf|Janet Grody}} Between-hatch, gunk chunnel, boob swamp, elbow crotch.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Elbow crotch. I have one of those.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[[Keagan's Pond]]''. Oh, I used to love this show. It's about four teenagers played by 20-year-olds with the problems of 40-year-olds.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, that show stinks. It stinks like stink flaps.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} &quot;Manliest shows for manly men.&quot; Hmm. &quot;''[[Clincher]]''. Ex-ranger, ex-CIA, ex-Navy Seal, John Clinch doles out his own brand of justice with his fist.&quot; Buddy, you had me at fist!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} And then... And then, [[John Clinch|Clincher]] was like, &quot;Peace be with you, Father.&quot; But he meant &quot;piece&quot; like a gun. Then he punched the priest with the gun!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Wow. Time for work, dear. The Clinker will be here when you get home.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} It's not Clinker, Marge, it's Clincher. ''[to Bart]'' Thank God she's good-looking, right?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} How cute was Lisa in her '90s look, [[Maggie]]? Pretty fly, I thought. It's so funny how things come back in style. Like the word fly! And she was worried about what the other kids would think. They'll think she's cute as a button, right? Right? Why, I bet wearing your mom's clothes is as cool today as it was when I was a girl. ''[gasps]'' What have I done?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Vidalia]]}} Hmm. Retro vibes but still of the moment.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Devin|Thrifty Ways to Thieve Your Mother}}}} It tells a story. And that story is &quot;look at my outfit.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Vidalia}} It works!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And then at lunch, when I went up to return my tray, everyone clapped. Ha!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Devin}} I'm Devin. Spelled like heaven, but with a D and no A and an I for the second E. Of course you know Vidalia.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No, we've never met.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Vidalia}} Welcome to Fashion Club.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} You guys meet in the music room?<br /> {{qf|Devin}} We took it over when Mr. Largo died.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Largo died?!<br /> {{qf|Devin}} Or he has jury duty. It was something dumb.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Terri, I didn't know you were in Fashion Club. Where's [[Sherri]]?<br /> {{qf|[[Terri Mackleberry]]}} Please. Have you ever seen Sherri slay? Or so much as serve? ''[to Terri]'' Keep walking, Kmart!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Vidalia}} This is how the world of thrifting works. Some used-up 40-year-old donates a box full of clothes from when she mattered. Then someone cool, but scary, slaps a huge price tag on it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I can't believe it. Lisa stood me up.<br /> {{qf|[[Shawn Garrett Evanson]]}} Sounds like your afternoon is free. Ever done it in a men's shelter?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Now make like a banana and peel.<br /> {{qf|Devin}} I get it in context, I guess.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Vidalia}} Lisa. Hey, girlie. Wanna hang?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} You still wanna hang? Even after my mom totally mommed out on us?<br /> {{qf|Vidalia}} ''[chuckles]'' Please. We don't ditch people just for having crazy mothers.<br /> {{qf|Devin}} My mom once set fire to a piano store because she was trying to get a news anchor's attention. Ugh, mission accomplished.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Vidalia}} Terri's been in the bathroom for a while. I'm gonna go check on her.<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} If you see Ralph in the mirror, say hi.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Okay, okay, we're thieves. I'm a thief. I'm in a gang of thieves. I'm gonna go to jail, and they'll give me a tattoo and I won't even get to pick it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Devin}} Ugh. Thank God my mom's in jail for piano arson.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} It's not gonna kill you to slow dance with your mother in front of your friends.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} We don't know that for sure.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} This dance is so lovely. Whose idea was it?<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, Mother and I have been going through a bit of a rough patch and our couples' counselor suggested it.<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Seymour. I didn't wear my fancy orthopedics for you to chitchat.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Devin}} Oh, my God. These sick freaks don't have a TV.<br /> <br /> {{Season 37|Q}}</div>

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