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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I wonder what Mom came up with for this week's Family Wednesday?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I hope it's as fun as Pictionary was last week!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Dad, we weren't playing Pictionary. That was an intervention to stop your drinking.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' The box says it's the perfect way to spend a day. And why would a box lie to a person? ''(she empties the puzzle onto the floor)'' The first step is the funnest - turning all the pieces face-up.
:'''Bart:''' Go crazy, dorks! I got better things to do. ''(he opens the door and [[Milhouse]] is there)''
:'''Milhouse:''' ''(holding a rock tumbler)'' Hey, Bart! I fixed my rock tumbler! What do you say we turn this baby lose on some feldspar?
:'''Bart:''' ''(closing the door on Milhouse)'' I'm in.
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:'''Homer:''' ''(playing an arcade game while drunk)'' Marge, I need both hands for this game. Can you feed me nachos while I play?
:'''Marge:''' Why don't you stop playing?
:'''Homer:''' Tell that to the brave crew of the "S.S. Triangle"! ''(he is playing [[Asteroids]])'' Evil rocks... take that!
:'''Marge:''' Homer, I really don't want to feed you.
:'''Homer:''' Come on! You're always saying we should do things as a couple.
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:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Ooh... that's quite a thingama-jigsaw! But, it looks like your missing a piece.
:'''Homer:''' Looks like you're missing a wife.
:'''Flanders:''' Heh-heh-heh. I walked right into that one.
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:'''Marge:''' I can't believe our family finished a project this complicated.
:'''Homer:''' It's the only worthwhile thing I've ever made that wasn't Lisa. ''([[Maggie]] gives him a dirty look)'' Prove me wrong, Silent Bob!
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:'''Homer:''' Oh, so you don't like it when I drink? What other secrets have you been hoarding to use against me?
:'''Marge:''' Homer, let it go! It's not always going to be perfect. We've been married for ten years.
:'''Homer:''' Oh, I didn't realize you had been counting the years! Is it that horrible living with me?!
:'''Marge:''' Well, this morning isn't a barrel of laughs!
:'''Homer:''' It is to me! Marge, I can't live like this! I'm tired of walking around on eggshells!
:'''Marge:''' Maybe if you didn't throw them on the floor!
:'''Homer:''' ''(standing on scattered eggshells)'' Now you're just making up rules! Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?
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:'''Lisa:''' Dad, where are you going?
:'''Homer:''' Kids, sometimes when a daddy learns that a mommy always hated him, he needs some time away to think.
:'''Bart:''' But, you're not going to get divorced like Milhouse's parents, are you?
:'''Homer:''' Oh-ho, no. This is nothing like Milhouse's parents. Now, if you need me, I'll be staying with [[Kirk Van Houten|Milhouse's father]].
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:'''Homer:''' Are you trying to tell me that you guys are those guys that like guys?
:'''[[Grady]]:''' That's right, Homer. We're gay!
:'''Homer:''' You are? Hmm... Which will win out? My old-fashioned prejudices or the fact that I've already mixed my laundry with yours?
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:'''[[Julio]]:''' Uch. Where'd you buy this? From the guy at the exit ramp? This is disgusting!
:'''Homer:''' Calm down "Picky Ricardo". He made us a great breakfast, and you're just riding his butt... and not in the good way.
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:'''Julio:''' Grady, are jou sure jou want to live with him?
:'''Grady:''' It's either him or that girl who put "Mother Earth" as a reference. And with a male roommate, we can walk around naked.
:'''Homer:''' Way ahead of you! ''(he drops his robe and exits)''
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:'''Lisa:''' Mom, I know dad cares about you, but his feelings are really hurt. Why don't you just say you're sorry?
:'''Marge:''' Lisa, marriage is a beautiful thing, but it's also a constant battle for moral superiority. So I can't apologize.
:'''Bart:''' Couldn't you just say you're sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time! I don't think I've ever meant it.
:'''Marge:''' Bart, that's not right!
:'''Bart:''' ''(apologetically)'' Sorry, mom. ''(snapping his fingers)'' See, it's that easy.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Are you trying to tell me that you guys are those guys that like guys?
-{{qf|[[Grady]]}} That's right, Homer. We're gay!
+{{qf|[[Grady Little]]}} That's right, Homer. We're gay!
 {{qf|Homer}} You are? Hmm... Which will win out? My old-fashioned prejudices or the fact that I've already mixed my laundry with yours?
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-{{qf|[[Julio]]}} Uch. Where'd you buy this? From the guy at the exit ramp? This is disgusting!
+{{qf|[[Julio Franco]]}} Uch. Where'd you buy this? From the guy at the exit ramp? This is disgusting!
 {{qf|Homer}} Calm down "Picky Ricardo". He made us a great breakfast, and you're just riding his butt... and not in the good way.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I can't believe our family finished a project this complicated.
-{{qf|Homer}} It's the only worthwhile thing I've ever made that wasn't Lisa. ''[[[Maggie]] gives him a dirty look]'' Prove me wrong, {{w|Silent Bob}}!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's the only worthwhile thing I've ever made that wasn't Lisa. ''[[[Maggie]] gives him a dirty look]'' Prove me wrong, {{W|Silent Bob}}!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, so you don't like it when I drink? What other secrets have you been hoarding to use against me?

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 {{qf|Homer}} Which one was better? "Livin' La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites the Crust"?
 {{qf|"Weird Al"}} They were pretty much the same, Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[grumbling]'' Yeah, like you and {{W|Allan Sherman}}.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[grumbling]'' Yeah, like you and [[Allan Sherman]].
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 {{qf|Julio}} Homer, weren't you supposed to meet your wife half an hour ago?

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, we weren't playing Pictionary. That was an intervention to stop your drinking.
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The box says it's the perfect way to spend a day. And why would a box lie to a person? ''[she empties the puzzle onto the floor]'' The first step is the funnest  - turning all the pieces face-up.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The box says it's the perfect way to spend a day. And why would a box lie to a person? ''[she empties the puzzle onto the floor]'' The first step is the funnest - turning all the pieces face-up.
-{{qf|Bart}} Go crazy, dorks! I got better things to do. ''[he opens the door and [[Milhouse]] is there]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Go crazy, dorks! I got better things to do. ''[he opens the door and Milhouse is there]''
-{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[holding a rock tumbler]'' Hey, Bart! I fixed my rock tumbler! What do you say we turn this baby lose on some feldspar?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[holding a rock tumbler]'' Hey, Bart! I fixed my rock tumbler! What do you say we turn this baby lose on some feldspar?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[closing the door on Milhouse]'' I'm in.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I can't believe our family finished a project this complicated.
-{{qf|Homer}} It's the only worthwhile thing I've ever made that wasn't Lisa. ''[[[Maggie]] gives him a dirty look]'' Prove me wrong, Silent Bob!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's the only worthwhile thing I've ever made that wasn't Lisa. ''[[[Maggie]] gives him a dirty look]'' Prove me wrong, {{w|Silent Bob}}!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, so you don't like it when I drink? What other secrets have you been hoarding to use against me?
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 {{qf|Moleman}} ''[saluting]'' Yes, colonel.
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-{{qf|Homer}} {{Ch|"Weird Al" Yankovic}}?!
+{{qf|Homer}} "Weird Al" Yankovic?!
-{{qf|"Weird Al"}} Homer, Marge wrote me about what happened. And, as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first reasonably priced flight here.
+{{qf|{{Ch|"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al"}}}} Homer, Marge wrote me about what happened. And, as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first reasonably priced flight here.
 {{qf|Homer}} Did you ever get those parody songs I sent you?
-{{qf|"Weird Al"}} Sigh! Yes/
+{{qf|"Weird Al"}} ''[sighs]'' Yes.
-{{qf|Homer}} Which one was better? "Living La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites the Crust"?
+{{qf|Homer}} Which one was better? "Livin' La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites the Crust"?
 {{qf|"Weird Al"}} They were pretty much the same, Homer.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[grumbling]'' Yeah, like you and {{W|Allan Sherman}}.
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 {{qf|Grady}} Hey, Julio? Ouch.
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-{{qf|Homer}} You know, [[Moe]], I was just thinking. My problems with Marge started because I drink too much. And then tonight, alcohol only made things worse. Maybe all my problems are actually caused by...
+{{qf|Homer}} You know, Moe, I was just thinking. My problems with Marge started because I drink too much. And then tonight, alcohol only made things worse. Maybe all my problems are actually caused by...
-{{qf|Moe}} ''[showing a beer bottle down Homer's throat]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take ya medicine, ya lush ya.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[showing a beer bottle down Homer's throat]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take ya medicine, ya lush ya.
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-:''[Marge kisses Homer]''
+:''[Marge kisses Homer.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} That was the best kiss I had tonight! ''[thought]'' Or was it?
 {{qf|Marge}} Homie? What are you thinking?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[quickly]'' Manly thoughts.
-:''[they kiss again]''
+:''[They kiss again.]''
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 :'''Homer:''' Which one was better? "Living La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites the Crust"?
 :'''"Weird Al":''' They were pretty much the same, Homer.
-:'''Homer:''' ''(grumbling)'' Yeah, like you and {{W|Alan Sherman}}.
+:'''Homer:''' ''(grumbling)'' Yeah, like you and {{W|Allan Sherman}}.
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 :'''Julio:''' Homer, weren't you supposed to meet your wife half an hour ago?

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 :'''Bart:''' ''(apologetically)'' Sorry, mom. ''(snapping his fingers)'' See, it's that easy.
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