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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 14:25, November 25, 2020</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l15" >Line 15:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 15:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The chance to rub elbows with the who's who of ''[[Doctor Who]]''. And to ride an escalator next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd! You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The chance to rub elbows with the who's who of ''[[Doctor Who]]''. And to ride an escalator next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd! You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|{{Ch|Paul Rudd}}}} Oh, God, I hate my approachable everyman looks.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|{{Ch|Paul Rudd}}}} Oh, God, I hate my approachable everyman looks.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Yes, a question, please, from someone who is still willing to become a fan. If you had access to an Avengers-style quantum time loop, would you go back in time and ''not'' be in</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Yes, a question, please, from someone who is still willing to become a fan. If you had access to an Avengers-style quantum time loop, would you go back in time and ''not'' be in ''Dinner for Schmucks''?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>''Dinner for Schmucks''?</div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Paul Rudd}} Activate VIP pass.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Paul Rudd}} Activate VIP pass.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} For two seconds I saw inside the VIP room. I saw Jon Favreau sniffing hummus to see if it was still good.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} For two seconds I saw inside the VIP room. I saw Jon Favreau sniffing hummus to see if it was still good.</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextRef|Podcast News|The Road to Cincinnati}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Comic_Book_Guy" title="Comic Book Guy">Comic Book Guy</a>}} I have no patience for buyers, sellers, or parking meter quarter needers. {{qf|[...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextRef|Podcast News|The Road to Cincinnati}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I have no patience for buyers, sellers, or parking meter quarter needers.<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I didn't drag this wagon full of garbage to be yelled at by a talking circle!<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Ouch. Yes. Well, touché.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Okay, don't gaze at his eyes. Don't stare at his smile. Don't talk out loud.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Blake|Three Dreams Denied}}}} You know, I can hear you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Phil Muhlstock]]}} I'm Phil, filling in for Comic Book Guy. Also known as the Snark Knight and Mean Lantern.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Stop being weird.<br /> {{qf|Phil}} I'm not being weird. I'm a voice-over artist.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The chance to rub elbows with the who's who of ''[[Doctor Who]]''. And to ride an escalator next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd! You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd.<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Paul Rudd}}}} Oh, God, I hate my approachable everyman looks.<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Yes, a question, please, from someone who is still willing to become a fan. If you had access to an Avengers-style quantum time loop, would you go back in time and ''not'' be in<br /> ''Dinner for Schmucks''?<br /> {{qf|Paul Rudd}} Activate VIP pass.<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} For two seconds I saw inside the VIP room. I saw Jon Favreau sniffing hummus to see if it was still good.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Hey, quit talking to my girlfriend.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I am not your girlfriend.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Right, right. We're focused on career days and homework right now. But love has a way of...<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Get away from me.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, my God, Lisa, we've become my parents.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Comicalooza]] attendee}} Um, I-I'd like to ask, how would someone like me get someone like you to-to look at my work?<br /> {{qf|[[Zoe Burwell]]}} I'll look at your work.<br /> {{qf|Comicalooza attendee}} Uh, actually, uh, I-I don't... I don't have any work, per se.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} Okay, the day you've been waiting for: chair challenges. We begin with Ralph challenging for first triangle.<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[puts the triangle over his head]'' I'm halfway through.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Largo}} Once again, first triangle will be an empty chair.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} The better chair won.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Don't you walk away from me. Well, very soon, I will outplay you, my blues will be blue-ier, my &quot;Baker Street&quot; will be more baked, and I will get my chair back. It may not be today, or tomorrow, because tomorrow we have a field trip, or two days after that because that's... that's no school, but-but on the 11th. Yeah, the 11th, it's mine, buddy.<br /> {{qf|Blake}} That's the science fair.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Aah! Thanks for reminding me!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I booked a voice-over job, and the show airs tomorrow.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I thought animation took nine months.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No, you can do any cartoon in a day. Anyone who takes longer is just trying to bleed the studio dry.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa, how was your day?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Well, my life is in ruin, and I'm trying to think of some possible plan to rescue myself.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Plans are fine, but never underestimate the power of giving up. Because if you think about it, see, uh, s-spontan... Eh, forget it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Uh, y-you're not gonna yell at me?<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} No. I have lost my will to berate.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Aw, I'm sorry.<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Ralph Wiggum feels sorry for me. And farther still do I fall.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} ''[puts a Popsicle stick in Comic Book Guy's buttcrack]'' This will be here for me later.<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Leave me alone. Get out of here, you stupid kid. You're like a Gollum with worse hair, a subcommittee meeting of the Galactic Senate, a [[Spider-Man]] drawn by John Romita Jr. Jr. Uh... you fixed me. You fixed me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} From now on, hands off Bart.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} What about me? I like the bullying. It's a form of attention.<br /> {{qf|Jimbo}} Also, hands off Milhouse.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} No!<br /> <br /> {{Season 32|Q}}</div>

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