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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = This Means Dino War
|image = [[File:Tapped Out This Means Dino War Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = ThisMeansDinoWar
|id = 249006 - 249010
|previous = [[Everyone Old Is Old Again]]
|next = [[American Holiday]]
|event = yes
}}

'''This Means Dino War''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between October 15, [[2021]] and November 10, 2021|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dinosaurs are destroying this town…not that it wasn't already in ruins!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Startled}}
{{TB|Don't blame me. Blame dinosaur me! And while you're at it, could you put dinosaur me out of its misery?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|There's no need for anything rash! City Hall has contingencies for situations like this.}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}
{{TB|The Springfield National Guard?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Something with even more firepower…the Springfield Militia!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Son solo cinco hombres en camiones monstruo!}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|Translating for our English-speaking audience: "That's just five guys in monster trucks!"}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Enthused}}
{{TB|YEE-HAW! Translating for our non-Hillbilly-speaking audience: "YEE-HAW!"}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|155}} {{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Unleash the Springfield Militia|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Sideshow Mel Dramatically Rev His Engine|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sideshow Mel]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Wish He Had a Monster Truck|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Grampa Demand Dinosaur Him Be Killed|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampa]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Grampasaurus Chase Monster Trucks Out of Town|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampasaurus]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon}}
{{TB|My dinosaur posse will never be stopped by a bunch of yokels!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, I resembles that remark!}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And I take offense! But I shall not be vexed, for I am no yokel!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine, four yokels and one pretentious Shakespearean-trained blowhard.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's better.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Sideshow Mel Monster Truck]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Maybe we can, er, negotiate with this monstrous Grampasaurus.}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This is America. We don't negotiate until AFTER we've dropped bombs.}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's time to mobilize our army base.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|What is this "army" you keep talking about?}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We previously equipped an advanced military base to fight off the hideous, slime-ball Rigellians. No offense.}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We've been on Earth long enough to know that "no offense" means we should very much be offended!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|115}} {{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}} {{Task/Optional|Make Chalmers Demand a Military Response|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Chalmers]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Chant "USA! USA!"|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Concede to Chalmers' Demands|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kodos Be Deeply Offended|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kodos]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kang Try to Settle Kodos Down|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kang]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Future Military Jeep]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Springfield doesn't have a formal military, so who's leading this operation?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|I'd be happy to lead from my hidden command bunker at 1223 Cowards Lane in Shelbyville.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Damn it! Wipe that address from your memories.}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The Springfield town charter specifically designates all military operations be led by a descendant of Jebediah Springfield, and that means me!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is Chalmers really a descendant of Jebediah Springfield?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|115}} {{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}} {{Task/Optional|Make Chalmers Take Command|4 hours|[[Rigel 7 Military Base]], [[Hover-Copter]], [[Attack Helicopter]], [[E.P.A. Hoverjet]], [[WWII Tank]], [[Marine One]], the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Chalmers]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Adult|Springfielders}} Enlist in the New Army|4 hours|[[Rigel 7 Military Base]], [[Hover-Copter]], [[Attack Helicopter]], [[E.P.A. Hoverjet]], [[WWII Tank]], [[Marine One]], the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Review the Town Charter|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Library]], [[Springfield University]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}
{{TB|Listen up troops…and trolls.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Callin' a troll a troll ain't very nice.}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Sorry, that's the school superintendent in me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|When is it going to be time to blow things up?}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}
{{TB|We're not blowing things up. We don't want to destroy the town.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}fires rocket into the library{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Oopsie…}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maybe you should sit this one out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ohhh, I want to shoot more boom-booms!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} "Ride in an Exploration Pod" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Chalmers couldn't lead those clowns to defeat Ralph Wiggum, let alone the dinosaurs — although Dad blowing up the library was cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, it's not cool. It's very NOT cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. Here's something "cool" — a monster from a trans-dimensional space called the "Over Under" is at the mall.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|In order to scare away the monster dinosaurs rampaging around town, we'll use a bigger monster like that to rampage around town.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There is nothing that resembles logic in that plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|You have something better?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm working on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Until then, let's get us a big, scary monster to fight for us!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|155}} {{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}} {{Task/Optional|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char=[[Over Under Beast]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Hey, there's my guy, Mr. Over Under Beast.}}
{{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|REAAARAGH!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Right. I have trouble with "hellos" too.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sweet}}
{{TB|We were wondering…could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town?}}
{{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Grohlorg?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Payment? Uh, I've got…like four dollars.}}
{{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|RHYEAARGHAR!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|He's going to eat us!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Maybe you should chip in a couple more bucks?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|SHUT UP AND RUN!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Human Sized Body Bags Truck]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
{{TB|Go, Team Springfield! Blow those dinosaurs back to the Flintstones age!}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Do what the bald lout says! Attack!!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Flashback}}
{{TB|We're doing it, sir! They're falling back!}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|One more push and we'll have won the—}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why is my mech suit shutting down?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|And my machine gun just stopped working!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|¡Ay, ay, ay! ¿Por qué mi tanque no se mueve?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I agree with whatever the bee said. {{*}}burp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Quimby's running away!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|No, I'm not. I'm er…going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|195}} {{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Battle Dinosaurs|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mecha Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mecha-Chalmers]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Chalmers]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Try to Duck Out on the Battle|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Grampasaurus Lead Dinosaurs to Victory|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampasaurus]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not so fast, Quimby! What happened to all of our anti-Rigellian military equipment?}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Awkward! Rigellians in the room.}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, sorry. I mean, what happened to all of our "anti-dinosaur" military equipment?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Well, er…I, er…may have, er…diverted some equipment funds to, er…build hotel rooms for, er…Geriatric Park, er…}}
{{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's a lot of "ers" Quimby!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hotel rooms are very important to my, er, constituency outreach efforts.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|Am I a constituency effort, Joe?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Geriatric Park Pond]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{THT|Between October 15, [[2021]] and November 10, 2021|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Dinosaurs are destroying this town…not that it wasn't already in ruins!}}
+{{TB|Dinosaurs are destroying this town...not that it wasn't already in ruins!}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Startled}}
 {{TB|Don't blame me. Blame dinosaur me! And while you're at it, could you put dinosaur me out of its misery?}}
@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{TB|The Springfield National Guard?}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Something with even more firepower…the Springfield Militia!}}
+{{TB|Something with even more firepower...the Springfield Militia!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Son solo cinco hombres en camiones monstruo!}}
@@ Line 83: / Line 83: @@
 {{TB|Is Chalmers really a descendant of Jebediah Springfield?}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders…}}
+{{TB|He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|115}}<br>{{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Chalmers Take Command|4 hours|[[Rigel 7 Military Base]], [[Hover-Copter]], [[Attack Helicopter]], [[E.P.A. Hoverjet]], [[WWII Tank]], [[Marine One]], the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Chalmers]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Adult|Springfielders}} Enlist in the New Army|4 hours|[[Rigel 7 Military Base]], [[Hover-Copter]], [[Attack Helicopter]], [[E.P.A. Hoverjet]], [[WWII Tank]], [[Marine One]], the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Review the Town Charter|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]], [[Springfield Library]], [[Springfield University]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon}}
-{{TB|Listen up troops…and trolls.}}
+{{TB|Listen up troops...and trolls.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Callin' a troll a troll ain't very nice.}}
@@ Line 98: / Line 98: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}fires rocket into the library{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
-{{TB|Oopsie…}}
+{{TB|Oopsie...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Maybe you should sit this one out.}}
@@ Line 133: / Line 133: @@
 {{TB|Right. I have trouble with "hellos" too.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sweet}}
-{{TB|We were wondering…could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town?}}
+{{TB|We were wondering...could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town?}}
 {{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Grohlorg?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Payment? Uh, I've got…like four dollars.}}
+{{TB|Payment? Uh, I've got...like four dollars.}}
 {{Tapped Out Over Under Beast Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|RHYEAARGHAR!!}}
@@ Line 171: / Line 171: @@
 {{TB|Quimby's running away!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|No, I'm not. I'm er…going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba!}}
+{{TB|No, I'm not. I'm er...going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|195}}<br>{{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Battle Dinosaurs|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Mecha Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mecha-Chalmers]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Chalmers]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Try to Duck Out on the Battle|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Grampasaurus Lead Dinosaurs to Victory|4 hours|[[Cretaceous Park]], [[Parking Lot Lot Lot]], [[Grass Field]], [[Large Parking Lot]], [[Parking Lot]], [[Catfish Lake]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampasaurus]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}
@@ Line 180: / Line 180: @@
 {{TB|Uh, sorry. I mean, what happened to all of our "anti-dinosaur" military equipment?}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Well, er…I, er…may have, er…diverted some equipment funds to, er…build hotel rooms for, er…Geriatric Park, er…}}
+{{TB|Well, er...I, er...may have, er...diverted some equipment funds to, er...build hotel rooms for, er...Geriatric Park, er...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mecha-Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|That's a lot of "ers" Quimby!}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Adult}}s, [[Lisa]], [[Bart]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Quimby]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Grampa]], [[Grampasaurus]], [[Chalmers]], [[Kodos]], [[Kang]], [[Over Under Beast]], [[Mecha-Chalmers]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = ThisMeansDinoWar
 |id = 249006 - 249010
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|Between October 15, [[2021]] and November 10, 2021|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
@@ Line 125: / Line 125: @@
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 {{TB|Until then, let's get us a big, scary monster to fight for us!}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|155}}<br>{{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char=[[Over Under Beast]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Hilarium|155}}<br>{{Task|Capture Dinosaurs|15}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make the Over Under Beast Try to Eat the Kids|2 hours|[[Rats Court Mall]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char=[[Over Under Beast]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|Hey, there's my guy, Mr. Over Under Beast.}}
@@ Line 188: / Line 188: @@
 {{TB|Am I a constituency effort, Joe?}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Geriatric Park Pond]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}