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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|They Saved Lisa's Brain|Beyond Blunderdome}}
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in [[Springfield]]. Will you take me, Dad, please?  I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in [[Springfield]]. Will you take me, Dad, please? I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The Internet? Is that thing still around?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.
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 :''[At the cyber-café, Homer net-surfs on two computers at once.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah!  I'm betting on Jai-alai in the [[Cayman Islands]], I invested in something called 'News Corp' --
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah! I'm betting on Jai-alai in the [[Cayman Islands]], I invested in something called 'News Corp' --
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! That's [[FOX]]!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[shrieks]'' Undo! Undo!

@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network; it's --
 :''[Lisa is cut off by the horn honking in the driveway. Homer and Bart are already in the car.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on, Lisa—monkeys!
 ----
 :''[At the cyber-café, Homer net-surfs on two computers at once.]''

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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[shrieks]'' Undo! Undo!
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? ''(suddenly starts having a seizure)'
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? ''[suddenly starts having a seizure)'
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what are you doing- ''(suddenly has a seizure)''
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what are you doing- ''[suddenly has a seizure]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, what the- ''(suddenly has a seizure as well)''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, what the- ''[suddenly has a seizure as well]''
 ----
 :''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called [[Americatown]]. Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]''
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} Knife goes in, guts come out.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} ''(turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen)'' Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. ''(Lisa and Marge watch)''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen]'' Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. ''[Lisa and Marge watch]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(unzips his pants and sits on the toilet)'' Oh yeah! ''(Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see)''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[unzips his pants and sits on the toilet]'' Oh yeah! ''[Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see]''
 {{Season 10|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|They Saved Lisa's Brain|Beyond Blunderdome}}
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please?  I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in [[Springfield]]. Will you take me, Dad, please?  I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The Internet? Is that thing still around?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.
@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!
 ----
-:''[At the cyber-café, [[Homer]] Net-surfs on two computers at once.]''
+:''[At the cyber-café, Homer net-surfs on two computers at once.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah!  I'm betting on Jai-alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called 'News Corp' --
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah!  I'm betting on Jai-alai in the [[Cayman Islands]], I invested in something called 'News Corp' --
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! That's [[FOX]]!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[shrieks]'' Undo! Undo!
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? (Bart suddenly starts having a seizure)
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? ''(suddenly starts having a seizure)'
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what are you doing-(Marge suddenly has a seizure)
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what are you doing- ''(suddenly has a seizure)''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, what the-(Lisa then suddenly has a seizure as well)
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, what the- ''(suddenly has a seizure as well)''
 ----
-:''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called Americatown. Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]''
+:''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called [[Americatown]]. Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.
 {{qf|Bart}} And?
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckling]'' Oh, they got our number!
 ----
-:''[After [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]''
+:''[After Homer and Bart are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''Satori no himitsu oshieru no?''
+{{qf|Homer}} Satori no himitsu oshieru no? (''Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?'')
-:''[Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro (''No, they are foreign devils!'')
 ----
 :''[After losing their money, the Simpsons work in a fish-processing plant to try to earn their fare home.]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do. ''[starts gutting fish]'' Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.
 :''[Bart pulls a talking fish out of the pile.]''
-{{qf|Fish}} Spare my life and I'll give you three wish ... ''[knife goes in, guts come out]'' ... gaah!
+{{qf|Fish}} Spare my life and I'll give you three wish... ''[knife goes in, guts come out]'' ... gaah!
 {{qf|Bart}} Knife goes in, guts come out.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} (turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen) Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. (Lisa and Marge watch)
+{{qf|Bart}} ''(turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen)'' Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. ''(Lisa and Marge watch)''
-{{qf|Homer}}( Unzips his pants and sits on the toilet) Oh yeah! (Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see)
+{{qf|Homer}} ''(unzips his pants and sits on the toilet)'' Oh yeah! ''(Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see)''
 {{Season 10|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{EpisodePrevNext|They Saved Lisa's Brain|Beyond Blunderdome}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|They Saved Lisa's Brain|Beyond Blunderdome}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please?  I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet."
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please?  I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} The Internet? Is that thing still around?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "I know a website that shows monkeys doing it."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.
-:'''Lisa''': "Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network; it's --"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network; it's --
 :''[Lisa is cut off by the horn honking in the driveway. Homer and Bart are already in the car.]''
-:'''Homer''': "Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!
 ----
 :''[At the cyber-café, [[Homer]] Net-surfs on two computers at once.]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!
-:'''Homer''': "Oh, yeah!  I'm betting on Jai-alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called 'News Corp' --"
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah!  I'm betting on Jai-alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called 'News Corp' --
-:'''Lisa''': "Dad! That's [[FOX]]!"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad! That's [[FOX]]!
-:'''Homer''': ''[shrieks]'' "Undo! Undo!"
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shrieks]'' Undo! Undo!
 ----
-:'''Bart''': I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? (Bart suddenly starts having a seizure)
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? (Bart suddenly starts having a seizure)
-:'''Marge''': Bart, what are you doing-(Marge suddenly has a seizure)
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what are you doing-(Marge suddenly has a seizure)
-:'''Lisa''': Hey, what the-(Lisa then suddenly has a seizure as well)
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, what the-(Lisa then suddenly has a seizure as well)
 ----
-:''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called "Americatown." Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]''
+:''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called Americatown. Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]''
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket."
+{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "And?"
+{{qf|Bart}} And?
-:'''Homer''': "Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated."
+{{qf|Homer}} Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.
 :''[A waiter approaches the Simpsons' table.]''
-:'''Waiter''': "Howdy, gangstas! I'm average American Joe Salaryman waiter."
+{{qf|Waiter}} Howdy, gangstas! I'm average American Joe Salaryman waiter.
-:'''Bart''': "These prices suck! Ten thousand yen for coleslaw?"
+{{qf|Bart}} These prices suck! Ten thousand yen for coleslaw?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese?"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese?
-:'''Waiter''': "Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics."
+{{qf|Waiter}} Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.
-:'''Homer''': ''[chuckling]'' "Oh, they got our number!"
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckling]'' Oh, they got our number!
 ----
 :''[After [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]''
-:'''Homer''': ''Satori no himitsu oshieru no?''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''Satori no himitsu oshieru no?''
-:(Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?)
+:''[Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?]''
-:'''Bart''': ''Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro''
-:(No, they are foreign devils!)
+:''[No, they are foreign devils!]''
 ----
 :''[After losing their money, the Simpsons work in a fish-processing plant to try to earn their fare home.]''
-:'''[[Marge]]''': ''[cheerfully]'' "Every truckload of fish we gut brings us thirty-one cents closer to those tickets home."
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[cheerfully]'' Every truckload of fish we gut brings us thirty-one cents closer to those tickets home.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do. ''[starts gutting fish]'' Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out."
+{{qf|Bart}} And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do. ''[starts gutting fish]'' Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.
 :''[Bart pulls a talking fish out of the pile.]''
-:'''Fish''': "Spare my life and I'll give you three wish ... ''[knife goes in, guts come out]'' ... gaah!"
+{{qf|Fish}} Spare my life and I'll give you three wish ... ''[knife goes in, guts come out]'' ... gaah!
-:'''Bart''': "Knife goes in, guts come out."
+{{qf|Bart}} Knife goes in, guts come out.
 ----
-:'''Bart''': (turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen) Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. (Lisa and Marge watch)
+{{qf|Bart}} (turns on the TV and Homer appears in the screen) Mom, Lise check it out Dad's on TV. (Lisa and Marge watch)
-:'''Homer''':( Unzips his pants and sits on the toilet) Oh yeah! (Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see)
+{{qf|Homer}}( Unzips his pants and sits on the toilet) Oh yeah! (Marge, Bart, Lisa off screen screaming at what they see)
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