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'''Things To Do Before I Die''' is a list of over things [[Grampa]] intends to do before he die.
==Bucket List==
*Use binoculars to watch a friend or family member skydive (or watch their souvenir video).
*Remove the tag from my mattress.
*Put a pro-Republican bumper sticker on my car.
*Get tickets to see alive taping of "The Mary Tyler Moore show."
*Take a tour of locations in Bangor, Maine, where Stephen King's books take place.
*Learn to spek Pig Latin fluently.
*Watch that documentary about the ruining of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
*Learn to play the prison blues on a harmonica.
*Go swimmin' with bow-legged women.
*Read Tuesdays with Morrie and find out what all the fuss is about.
*Learn to dance the "Turkey Troy."
*Ride on a bus that has a toilet.
*Wear my hat at a jaunty angle.
*Start a bolo tie craze.
*Play in an all-girl jazz band.
*Get my own catchphrase.
*Increase my TV viewing by 10%
*Spend some quality time with my son (the one who owned the car company).
*Get elected neighborhood air raid warden.
*Give garlic mashed potatoes a try.
*Take at least one nap one every bench in Springfield.
*Have a street named after me. ("Grampa Parkway" would be my preference).
*Sue the guy who stole my idea to put peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
*Organize my slipper collection.
*Climn to the top floor of the Museum of Escalators.
*Tighten down all the crews in the retirement home.
*Grow a copstache.
*Get through all the television shows on my DVR.
*Read the entire Bible (of barbecue.).
*Come up with a good deathbed confession.

== Appearances ==
*{{bk|Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging}}

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 *Get tickets to see alive taping of "The Mary Tyler Moore show."
 *Take a tour of locations in Bangor, Maine, where Stephen King's books take place.
-*Learn to spek Pig Latin fluently.
+*Learn to speak Pig Latin fluently.
 *Watch that documentary about the ruining of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
 *Learn to play the prison blues on a harmonica.
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 *Get elected neighborhood air raid warden.
 *Give garlic mashed potatoes a try.
-*Take at least one nap one every bench in Springfield.
+*Take at least one nap on every bench in Springfield.
 *Have a street named after me. ("Grampa Parkway" would be my preference).
 *Sue the guy who stole my idea to put peanut butter and jelly in one jar.

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 '''Things To Do Before I Die''' is a list of over things [[Grampa]] intends to do before he die.
 ==Bucket List==
 *Use binoculars to watch a friend or family member skydive (or watch their souvenir video).
 *Remove the tag from my mattress.
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 *Read the entire Bible (of barbecue.).
 *Come up with a good deathbed confession.
 == Appearances ==