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:'''Carl''': Let's make litter out of these literati!
:'''Lenny''': That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
----
:'''Homer''': You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
:'''Photographer''': Light is not your friend.
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:'''Comic Book Guy''': (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
:'''Lindsay Naegle''': Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
:'''Comic Book Guy''': Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
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:'''Lisa''': We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
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(At the gross-out contest)
:'''Lisa''': This is so embarrassing!
:'''Marge''': Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
:'''Lisa''': You.
:'''Marge''': Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
:'''Lisa''': Fine, then I'm leaving.
:'''Marge''': You're not going anywhere.

{{Season 10 Q}}

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-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Let's make litter out of these literati!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I was really starting to enjoy {{Cmc|Ethnic Mismatch Comedy|644}}. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Shuuuut uppa you mouth.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
-{{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} N-n-n-n-o.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[dressed as Copernicus]'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
-{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
+{{qf|Marge}} Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
+{{qf|{{ap|Bill|KBBL}}}} All right, judges? Who is our winner?
 ----
-:''[At the gross-out contest.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, I got runner-up prize.
-{{qf|Lisa}} This is so embarrassing!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You won second place?
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
+{{qf|Homer}} No. But I got it. ''[quickly]'' Stealing is wrong.
 ----
-{{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner?
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Any new palindromes?
-{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''[stands up holding paper]'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Rise to vote, sir.
-{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
-{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''[throws an urinal cake]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.
-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''[the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it]'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''[throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges]''
+----
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[in the audience]'' People stop stop! We're not animals!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
-:''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]''
+{{qf|[[Boudoir photographer]]}} Oh, yes. Your name?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding]'' Take that!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
-:''[Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.]''
+{{qf|Boudoir photographer}} All right, Mr. Simpson...
 {{Season 10|Q}}

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 {{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''(dressed as Copernicus)'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[dressed as Copernicus]'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
 {{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
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 {{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner?
-{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''(stands up holding paper)'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
+{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''[stands up holding paper]'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
 {{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
-{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''(throws an urinal cake)''
+{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''[throws an urinal cake]''
-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''(the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it)'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''(throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)''
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''[the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it]'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''[throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(in the audience)'' People stop stop! We're not animals!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[in the audience]'' People stop stop! We're not animals!
 :''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding)'' Take that!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding]'' Take that!
-:''(Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.)''
+:''[Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.]''
 {{Season 10|Q}}

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-{{Cleanup|last two need to be fixed up.}}
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Let's make litter out of these literati!
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
 {{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend.
 ----
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''(dressed as Copernicus)'' Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
-{{qf|Lindsay Naegle}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
+{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
 {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
 ----
-{{qf|Lisa}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
 ----
-:''[At the gross-out contest]''
+:''[At the gross-out contest.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} This is so embarrassing!
-{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
 {{qf|Lisa}} You.
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
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 {{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner?
-{{qf|Rainer}} (stands up holding paper) The winner is me! for been seen you freaks.
+{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ''(stands up holding paper)'' The winner is me for being seen with you freaks.
 {{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
-{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)
+{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! ''(throws an urinal cake)''
-{{qf|Krusty}} Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Well you-- ''(the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it)'' Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. ''(throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits [[Kirk]] knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)''
-{{qf|Lisa}} (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(in the audience)'' People stop stop! We're not animals!
-:''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot]''
+:''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face)
+{{qf|Homer}} ''(covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding)'' Take that!
+:''(Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face.)''
 {{Season 10|Q}}

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 {{Cleanup|last two need to be fixed up.}}
-:'''Carl''': Let's make litter out of these literati!
+{{qf|Carl}} Let's make litter out of these literati!
-:'''Lenny''': That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
+{{qf|Lenny}} That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
 ----
-:'''Homer''': You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
+{{qf|Homer}} You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
-:'''Photographer''': Light is not your friend.
+{{qf|Photographer}} Light is not your friend.
 ----
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
-:'''Lindsay Naegle''': Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
+{{qf|Lindsay Naegle}} Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
+{{qf|Lisa}} We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
 ----
-(At the gross-out contest)
+:''[At the gross-out contest]''
-:'''Lisa''': This is so embarrassing!
+{{qf|Lisa}} This is so embarrassing!
-:'''Marge''': Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
-:'''Lisa''': You.
+{{qf|Lisa}} You.
-:'''Marge''': Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
-:'''Lisa''': Fine, then I'm leaving.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Fine, then I'm leaving.
-:'''Marge''': You're not going anywhere.
+{{qf|Marge}} You're not going anywhere.
 ----
-:'''Announcer''': All right judges. Who is our winner?
+{{qf|Announcer}} All right judges. Who is our winner?
-:'''Rainer''': (stands up holding paper) The winner is me! for been seen you freaks.
+{{qf|Rainer}} (stands up holding paper) The winner is me! for been seen you freaks.
-:'''Homer''': Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
+{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
-:'''Lenny''': You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)
+{{qf|Lenny}} You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)
-:'''Krusty''': Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)
+{{qf|Krusty}} Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)
-:'''Lisa''': (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!
+{{qf|Lisa}} (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!
-(Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot)
+:''[Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot]''
-:'''Homer''': (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face)
+{{qf|Homer}} (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face)
 {{Season 10|Q}}

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