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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, you're a fine father, but sometimes you're a complete ninny! Talk to Lisa.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Why don't you do that, and i'll wail the bejabebbers out of Bart. That's more my area of expertise.
:'''[[Marge]]''': You owe Lisa an apology and a new saxophone. Now get in there, or there'll be now dessert.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Hellooo, any scientist home?... Yoo-hoo, branicas? Homer Simpson here --i've come for you experiment. The one that pays 500 smackeroonies.
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Aw, I spilled ink all over myself. So you're here for the intelligence experiment... how many justices are on the supreme court?
:'''[[Homer]]''': 48? No, wait, that's states.
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Name one important cause [GAK HOO] of the recent war in Iraq.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Isn't Iraq what they called "Iran" on "The Flintstones?"
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Splendid! You're really dumb, with the not knowing, and the stupid talking. Let the experiment begin!
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Mr. Simpson, welcome to the world of smartness!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Grrr-eat to be here!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': There is a [AHEM] catch. The pill you took will make your central nervous system fail and in 7 days you'll be [GAA] dead.
:'''[[Homer]]''': What?!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Neuro-psychologist humor. Actually, the enzyme last 7 days, then surgery can meek your [WEE HOO] mental prowess permanent. Then you'll get tour money.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Who need money when the're Monet?.. I'm a punster!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer, you aced my homework and got extra credit for using "wickiup" in a stance. Now that schoolwork won't make inside demands on my time, what say we toss the pigskin around?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I don't know, son-- there a new exhibit at the Planetarium--"Venus: Coy Maiden of the Night Sky, or Poisonous Preview of Earth's Tomorrow?" Wanna go?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, sure. And after that, yo can stack rocks on my head until I die.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'd like to go, dad.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Great! Stand back, world--smart people coming through!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Anachronism! Dinosaurs didn't live within a million years of Australopithecus. This is driving me mad!
:'''[[Bart]]''': "20 million years before time." Cooool.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I need air!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad's no fun anymore. I don't even like watching TV with him.
:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm worried--I'm afraid I'm losing your father. I don't think I want him to stay smart.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I want him to stay smart! You're afraid of losing him? Well, I just found him--and he's mine, do you her? Mine, mine, mine!

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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, you're a fine father, but sometimes you're a complete ninny! Talk to Lisa.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you're a fine father, but sometimes you're a complete ninny! Talk to Lisa.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Why don't you do that, and i'll wail the bejabebbers out of Bart. That's more my area of expertise.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why don't you do that, and I'll wail the bejabebbers out of Bart. That's more my area of expertise.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You owe Lisa an apology and a new saxophone. Now get in there, or there'll be now dessert.
+{{qf|Marge}} You owe Lisa an apology and a new saxophone. Now get in there, or there'll be now dessert.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Hellooo, any scientist home?... Yoo-hoo, branicas? Homer Simpson here --I've come for you experiment. The one that pays 500 smackeroonies.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hellooo, any scientist home?... Yoo-hoo, branicas? Homer Simpson here—I've come for you experiment. The one that pays 500 smackeroonies.
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Aw, I spilled ink all over myself. So you're here for the intelligence experiment... how many justices are on the supreme court?
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Aw, I spilled ink all over myself. So you're here for the intelligence experiment... how many justices are on the supreme court?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': 48? No, wait, that's states.
+{{qf|Homer}} 48? No, wait, that's states.
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Name one important cause [GAK HOO] of the recent war in Iraq.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Name one important cause [GAK HOO] of the recent war in Iraq.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Isn't Iraq what they called "Iran" on "The Flintstones?"
+{{qf|Homer}} Isn't Iraq what they called "Iran" on "The Flintstones?"
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Splendid! You're really dumb, with the not knowing, and the stupid talking. Let the experiment begin!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Splendid! You're really dumb, with the not knowing, and the stupid talking. Let the experiment begin!
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Mr. Simpson, welcome to the world of smartness!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Mr. Simpson, welcome to the world of smartness!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Grrr-eat to be here!
+{{qf|Homer}} Grrr-eat to be here!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': There is a [AHEM] catch. The pill you took will make your central nervous system fail and in 7 days you'll be [GAA] dead.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} There is a [AHEM] catch. The pill you took will make your central nervous system fail and in 7 days you'll be [GAA] dead.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What?!
+{{qf|Homer}} What?!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Neuro-psychologist humor. Actually, the enzyme last 7 days, then surgery can meek your [WEE HOO] mental prowess permanent. Then you'll get tour money.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Neuro-psychologist humor. Actually, the enzyme last 7 days, then surgery can meek your [WEE HOO] mental prowess permanent. Then you'll get tour money.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Who need money when the're Monet?.. I'm a punster!
+{{qf|Homer}} Who need money when the're Monet?.. I'm a punster!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer, you aced my homework and got extra credit for using "wickiup" in a stance. Now that schoolwork won't make inside demands on my time, what say we toss the pigskin around?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, you aced my homework and got extra credit for using "wickiup" in a stance. Now that schoolwork won't make inside demands on my time, what say we toss the pigskin around?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I don't know, son-- there a new exhibit at the Planetarium--"Venus: Coy Maiden of the Night Sky, or Poisonous Preview of Earth's Tomorrow?" Wanna go?
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't know, son—there a new exhibit at the Planetarium--"Venus: Coy Maiden of the Night Sky, or Poisonous Preview of Earth's Tomorrow?" Wanna go?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, sure. And after that, yo can stack rocks on my head until I die.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, sure. And after that, yo can stack rocks on my head until I die.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'd like to go, dad.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'd like to go, dad.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Great! Stand back, world--smart people coming through!
+{{qf|Homer}} Great! Stand back, world—smart people coming through!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Anachronism! Dinosaurs didn't live within a million years of Australopithecus. This is driving me mad!
+{{qf|Homer}} Anachronism! Dinosaurs didn't live within a million years of Australopithecus. This is driving me mad!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "20 million years before time." Cooool.
+{{qf|Bart}} "20 million years before time." Cooool.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I need air!
+{{qf|Homer}} I need air!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad's no fun anymore. I don't even like watching TV with him.
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad's no fun anymore. I don't even like watching TV with him.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm worried--I'm afraid I'm losing your father. I don't think I want him to stay smart.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm worried—I'm afraid I'm losing your father. I don't think I want him to stay smart.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I want him to stay smart! You're afraid of losing him? Well, I just found him--and he's mine, do you her? Mine, mine, mine!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I want him to stay smart! You're afraid of losing him? Well, I just found him—and he's mine, do you her? Mine, mine, mine!
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