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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Them&#039;s the Breaks |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Cold_Turkey_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Cold Turkey Sidebar.png">100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}} |requirements = |characters...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Them's the Breaks<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Cold Turkey Sidebar.png|100px]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = <br /> |optional = <br /> |internal = ThemsTheBreaks<br /> |id = 274006<br /> |previous = {{TOQP|Talking Turkey|5}}<br /> |next = <br /> |event = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Them's the Breaks''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}} content update.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> {{Table|width=80%|<br /> {{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Talking Turkey|5}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|What happened?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You walked right into the ambulance and broke nearly every bone in your body. You always were such a prankster, Scoey. Heh heh — anything for a laugh.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Worried}}<br /> {{TB|That's terrible. I was only two days away from retirement.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Don't worry, I've got some good news to cheer you up!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Really?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}<br /> {{TB|You were in a coma for three days, so you've officially reached retirement. Congratulations!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And today marks the first day of the rest of your life. Of which the next five years will be spent in grueling physical therapy. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Worried}}<br /> {{TB|Can this day get any worse?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Cheer up, buddy. You're a hero! I put some champagne in your IV bag.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|The air bubbles!!!!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Man, the glass is always half-empty with this guy.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Cold Turkey}}</div>

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