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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Mr. Burns:''' I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for S..."

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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Can I help you?
:'''[[Olav Gustavson]]:''' Olav Gustavson, master of hearldry for the royal house of Sweden.
:'''[[Inga Carlsdottir]]:''' Inga Carlsdottir, professor geneology, University of Goteborg.
:'''[[Gretta Lillquist]]:''' Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.
:'''[[Olav Gustavson]]:''' Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, amking me sad.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Heh, heh. Another old foe i've outlived!
:'''[[Olav Gustavson]]:''' You are exactly like the king in both spit and image!
:'''[[Inga Carlsdottir]]:''' The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line!
:'''[[Gretta Lillquist]]:''' But we must make sure I'm here to anminister a blood test, followed by a full-body massage.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I might be the King of Sweden?
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' And i would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He sould move that fence.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Sounds fair to me.
:'''[[Krusty]]:'''As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruller-less land.
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-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Well done, Smithers. You make a fine substitute hat rack.
-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} When will your elephant-ivory hat-rack come back from the polisher's, sir?
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-{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Can I help you?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of 'I'll Take Sweden.'" That [[Anita Ekberg]] is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
-{{qf|[[Olav Gustavson]]}} Olav Gustavson, master of heraldry for the royal house of Sweden.
+{{qf|Smithers}} I'll be back before you can say "Kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
+{{qf|Smithers}} I can't find gravlax. How can there be meaning in life?
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
+{{qf|Swedish employee}} There is no meaning. All life is an agony of winter winds and sorrow. But smoked fish is on aisle three.
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence.
-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When I built that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
-{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
+{{qf|Smithers}} Dr. Hibbert, build your shed on stilts. That way, Krusty's family stays buried, you can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Sounds fair to me.
-{{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
+{{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of her are coming in like gangbusters!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
+{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Now we have to run our own lives!
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 {{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Québécois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
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 {{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Québécois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And i would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence.

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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Can I help you?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Can I help you?
-:'''[[Olav Gustavson]]:''' Olav Gustavson, master of hearldry for the royal house of Sweden.
+{{qf|[[Olav Gustavson]]}} Olav Gustavson, master of heraldry for the royal house of Sweden.
-:'''[[Inga Carlsdottir]]:''' Inga Carlsdottir, professor geneology, University of Goteborg.
+{{qf|[[Inga Carlsdottir]]}} Inga Carlsdottir, professor genealogy, University of Goteborg.
-:'''[[Gretta Lillquist]]:''' Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.
+{{qf|[[Gretta Lillquist]]}} Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.
-:'''[[Olav Gustavson]]:''' Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, amking me sad.
+{{qf|Olav Gustavson}} Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, making me sad.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Heh, heh. Another old foe i've outlived!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Heh, heh. Another old foe I've outlived!
-:'''[[Olav Gustavson]]:''' You are exactly like the king in both spit and image!
+{{qf|Olav Gustavson}} You are exactly like the king in both spit and image!
-:'''[[Inga Carlsdottir]]:''' The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line!
+{{qf|Inga Carlsdottir}} The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line!
-:'''[[Gretta Lillquist]]:''' But we must make sure I'm here to anminister a blood test, followed by a full-body massage.
+{{qf|Gretta Lillquist}} But we must make sure I'm here to administer a blood test, followed by a full-body massage.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I might be the King of Sweden?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I might be the King of Sweden?
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' And i would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And i would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He sould move that fence.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Sounds fair to me.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Sounds fair to me.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:'''As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
+{{qf|Krusty}} As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruller-less land.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Yes-Man Who Would Be King/Quotes, The}}