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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart&#039;s Birthday|Desperately Seeking Lisa}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Marge, I love when you grab my butt with your cold, stiff fingers. ---- {{qf|...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart's Birthday|Desperately Seeking Lisa}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I love when you grab my butt with your cold, stiff fingers.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} {{ap|The Yellow Lotus|location}}, a luxury, five-star resort, has opened its teakwood doors to Springfield's neediest minority: the wealthy elite.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nick Callahan]]}} Yeah, quick question. Is he mooning me?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} The baby's behind speaks for us all when it says we should leave now!<br /> {{qf|Nick Callahan}} Well, of course. You're not prisoners. But if you leave, you are breaking the law, and you'll end up in prison unless you sign this contract.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Another free breakfast, and all I had to do was risk death.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nick Callahan}} Homer, what is more important: to feel rich or to be rich?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} To be rich!<br /> {{qf|Nick Callahan}} Guess again.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} To feel rich!<br /> {{qf|Nick Callahan}} Exactly. Now sign.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Checkout time. Back away from the minibar.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Uh, excuse me. May I remind you we have accumulated 450 million points.<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Which equals 20 minutes. Your stay is over.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} We requested a sober room. No minibar. My wife has gone a whole year without a drink.<br /> {{qf|[[Bernice Hibbert]]}} Oh, thank you, Julius. Please tell everybody. I won't mention how you have your nurse finish your operations so you can go play golf.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Shauna Chalmers]]}} Welcome to the Yellow Lotus. I'm Shauna. You're Tasha.<br /> {{qf|[[Tasha]]}} Yes, I know my name. Usually.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That woman's luggage gets a room, but we don't?! Is this why we defeated the Nazi zombies in ''{{W|Call of Duty: World at War}}''?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, how'd you get the key, boy?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The real question is not how did I get a key, but how did I get a machine that makes keys?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} He's got you there, Marge.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I didn't ask anything.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Okay. Fine. One week. But if your wife turns up dead, even once, we're calling the cops.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Tasha}} I see you're reading [[My Name Is Barbra|Barbra]].<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Yeah. After I put it in my suitcase, I had no room for anything else.<br /> {{qf|Tasha}} I've got the audiobook. I had to delete all the photos on my phone so I'd have enough memory. Who needs my memories when I have Barbra's?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Bob married my sister for her money, and she has way less than you.<br /> {{qf|Tasha}} Well, I've got an ironclad prenup. If we get divorced, Bob gets no money. Unless I'm murdered. But he told me that's just boilerplate.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I love you, Bernice. And we're not coming down until you're clean. Also, not until I figure out how to get this balloon back to land. ''[chuckles]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Like all sociopaths, all I really needed was the love of a good woman. And the proper medication. Now all I want to do is smother you with kisses and set you ablaze with passion.<br /> <br /> {{Season 36|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Yellow Lotus/Quotes, The}}</div>

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