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‎The Wisdom of Ralph

AleWi: Created page with "'''The Wisdom of Ralph''' is a wisedom words by Ralph from ''The Ralph Wiggum Book''. ==The Wisdom of Ralph== If rice is wriggling, it's not rice. A puppy can grow ..."

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'''The Wisdom of Ralph''' is a wisedom words by [[Ralph]] from ''[[The Ralph Wiggum Book]]''.

==The Wisdom of Ralph==
*If rice is wriggling, it's not rice.
*A puppy can grow up to be presiednt of America, but a kitten cannot.
*If you put something far enoguh back in your nose, it will come out your mouth.
*When I'm sick, my tummy makes floor soup.
*I eat corn.
*Hamburgers come from little hambs.
*Satan told me to tell you "Hello!"
*I'm undescribable.
*Bitey things are niceless.
*I saw Honolulu out the window.
*My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
*Pop music is hard work.
*Sleep is where I'm a viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
*Food is our friend.
*When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.
*Socks are not as funny as they smell.
*The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying.
*If your nose starts to bleed, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
*Maacaroni and cheese without cheese is spaghetti.
*Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
*Happiness is a dry night.
*The leprechuan tells me to start fires.
*I made a puddle!
*My mommy swallowed a watermelon seed, and a watermelon growed in her stomach, and I was inside it.
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+'''The Wisdom of Ralph''' is a list of wisdom words by [[Ralph]] from ''[[The Ralph Wiggum Book]]''.
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 *If rice is wriggling, it's not rice.
 *A puppy can grow up to be president of America, but a kitten cannot.

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 *My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
 *Pop music is hard work.
-*Sleep is where I'm a viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
+*Sleep is where I'm a Viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
 *Food is our friend.
 *When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.