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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a>}} &#039;&#039;[singing]&#039;&#039; Silent nights. Holy nights there. All can come. It&#039;s all right. Crayon urgent tenderly mild. Hold the infant and Destiny&#039;...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[singing]'' Silent nights. Holy nights there. All can come. It's all right. Crayon urgent tenderly mild. Hold the infant and Destiny's Child. Sleekly havin' a piece...<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Heh-heh, excuse me. I don't mean to be a &quot;Correcting Calvin,&quot; but I think the words are &quot;All is calm, all is bright.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Hey?! Are you sayin' I ain't calm?! Dat I ain't full of the Christmas spirit?! I transcribbled these lyricals myself!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} B-b-but you got it all wrong! &quot;Crayon urgent&quot;? It doesn't make any sense!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Here's a good place. I'll bet these rich people got all kinds of sugar. Not to mention yer other condiments and spices. Maybe even coriander! Boy, that would be livin', huh?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} What is this? Some kind of magic show or somethin'?<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} No. It is a classic case of someone murdering the reader of the will before he, in fact, has time to read it, sir. Oh! This is just like an episode of &quot;Monk&quot;! No doubt we will soon find a corpse! Aha! There is the corpse! What did I tell you?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} What's that, Angel? Oh, I see, a bone. That only points to one person... ...You! You got bones! Don't deny it!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Well, sure but--<br /> {{qf|Moe}} There! You said it! That's a full confusion!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} I think you mean &quot;confession.&quot; You're using the wrong words again.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} ...Dr. Hibbert! Your first name is Doctor, and doctors study bones!<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Actually, my first name is Julius. And, yes, I am a doctor. I was Mr. Ritzfield's physician for fifteen years. Thanks to his outrageously high medical bills, I've already got most of Mr. Ritzfield's money. Ah hee hee hee!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Wait a minute, there! Outrageously high prices are the hallmark of one person in this room and one person only...<br /> {{qf|Apu}} Oh, no! I must confess--<br /> {{qf|Moe}} ...Jeeves, the snooty butler! They're always spendin' money on fancy stuff!<br /> {{qf|Apu}} I mean, confess that I sold that to you, man in a tuxedo.<br /> {{qf|[[Worthington]]}} The name is Worthington, sirs. Touché to you both.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Boy, this is a real mind tickler there, Angel. No one seems to got no motive.<br /> {{qf|Apu}} Actually, I never liked Gil. I once threatened to push him down the stairs in public. I just cannot stand the man!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} ...I'm goin' with my first choice, the sissy! I say we beat a confession out of him!<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Aaah! No! Please! I-I-I'll confess to whatever you want!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Actually, ol' Gil isn't even dead, and I was lying right on top of the will. How do ya like that? Things are finally lookin' up!<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} He's a zombie! Kill his brain!<br /> {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} It's my medical opinion that this man is no zombie.<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Willful Will!/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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