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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXXII|Lisa&#039;s Belly}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a>}} Where did all this traffic come from? It&#039;s like my favorite movie ever,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXXII|Lisa's Belly}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Where did all this traffic come from? It's like my favorite movie ever, ''{{W|Cars 3}}''. I hated ''{{W2|Cars|film|Cars 1}}'' and ''{{W|Cars 2|2}}''.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, Marge, you haven't honked like this since high school.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's a traffic jam.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} We're here to talk about the terrible problem on our street.<br /> {{qf|Man}} Finally.<br /> {{qf|[[Ruth Powers]]}} About time.<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} We assume you're talking about you, the Simpsons.<br /> {{qf|Homer and Marge}} Wha...?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Astronomer}} I've seen the boy's moons more times than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Maya. The longest, best relationship of my life. That was a great six days.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Every day since you left me, I've written you a letter. Really wish I had gotten your address.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} So, how you been, Maya?<br /> {{qf|[[Maya]]}} Well, I finally got my PhD.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You taking medicine for that or what?<br /> {{qf|Maya}} ''[laughs]'' Oh, Moe. It's nice to laugh again.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Oh, I wish this moment could last forever, like, uh... uh, I don't know, uh, [[Henry Winkler]]'s career. Boy, that guy never jumped the shark. Not even when he jumped the shark.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Look, Maya left me once. I just know she's gonna leave me again. This-this is a disaster. You're the only guy here who knows how to hold on to a woman. What is your secret? How do you keep Midge?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, it's, uh... it's, um... Hmm. It helps if you get them pregnant.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[on the phone]'' Honey, I'm here in the alley with Moe. The only woman who ever loved him came back, and he's afraid she's gonna leave him again. What should he do?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[on the phone]'' Hand him the phone. Moe, trust love.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} ''[on the phone]'' Gotcha. ''[to Homer]'' Your wife's an idiot.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Moe's going through a tough time, son. Just play around him.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} We'll just pretend he's a dead, rotting alien.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Thank you, son.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} The alien's alive!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} And it has feelings.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Kill him!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Maya}} You'd better speak fast, or for the second time, you're gonna lose the first good thing that's ever happened to you.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} I'm so sorry. You're great, so great, and all I've been is afraid. But all I got to do is look in your eyes. Baby, I love you so much. You stick with me, you'll get everything you ever wanted. I will never doubt you again. You can control the remote. You can pick all our vacations. And because I know the ladies like it this way, I will leave the toilet seat on. Maya, will you marry me?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Maya}} Yes.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} I knew it! That's it. I'm never getting up again. Staying here, on the ground. Wait, you-you said yes.<br /> <br /> {{Season 33|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Wayz We Were/Quotes, The}}</div>

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