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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds|Undercover Burns}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Ooh, look! An old Santa hat. You know who would love to wear this? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds|Undercover Burns}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ooh, look! An old Santa hat. You know who would love to wear this?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No one.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} The dog!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, not tomorrow. Tomorrow's UFC fight 243.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Why do you care so much about one stupid fight?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} 'Cause he paid 60 bucks to watch it.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} 60 bucks to watch a fight?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Actually, 70. I got it in HD.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} We don't even have an HDTV.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I wanted the pay-per-view operator to think I was a big shot.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Elaine Wolff]]}} The more I spend time with dogs, the more I realize that I entirely prefer them to people.<br /> :''[everyone laughs]''<br /> {{qf|Elaine Wolff}} No, no, I'm serious. I really despise you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Could you teach us to do what you do? To see the world through his eyes?<br /> {{qf|Elaine Wolff}} Oh, not through his eyes. That's the point. A dog's dominant sense is smell. He sees the world with his nose, and his nose sees so much more than our eyes. For instance, we see a lamppost. Your dog sees everyone who's ever been here.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Bad dog! Very bad dog! Crap dog!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Well, if he's staying outside, I'm staying outside.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You are not staying outside! You are not the boss here!<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Well, I am, and he paid me to tell you what to do. This boy is sleeping outside.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Well, I am not leaving here empty-handed. Make me a sandwich.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Okay, all right. Being a police chief really sucks.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Clayton]]}} Darling, I've done something impulsive. You know how Mother always wanted you to wear her ring, but she died at a time when we had no hope. And in my heartache, I let them bury her with it. So I dug her up and, uh, will you marry me? I know &quot;exhumed&quot; isn't usually the most romantic word, but...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Les Moore]]}} Yeah, I remember this mutt. Uh, Santa's Little Helper. Yeah! Hey, what'd you rename him?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} We didn't.<br /> {{qf|Les Moore}} Boy, are you lazy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Les Moore}} Ow! Okay, I get it. Boy, suddenly, the guy who tortures dogs is the bad guy.<br /> <br /> {{Season 31|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Way of the Dog/Quotes, The}}</div>

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