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formatting, linking

WebkinzMania at 16:25, January 20, 2013

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SolarBot at 18:13, August 27, 2012

2012-08-27T18:13:20Z

Mythigator: The expression refers to shooting vegetables, not urine. :-)

2012-04-12T12:28:49Z

The expression refers to shooting vegetables, not urine. :-)

2.217.148.83 at 12:19, April 12, 2012

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 {{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[to [[Patty]]]'' "Hey! You're [[Homer]]'s sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!"
 :''[She sprays him in the eyes with {{W2|Mace|spray}}]''
-{{qf|Barney}} "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace?  It's really painful!"
+{{qf|Barney}} "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace? It's really painful!"
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Grampa! Mom was in such a hurry she forgot to give you this. It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do.
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 {{qf|McBain}} Bye, book.
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-{{qf|Bait Shop Clerk}} Yep, 'General Sherman'.  They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
+{{qf|Bait Shop Clerk}} Yep, 'General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
 {{qf|Customer}} And uh no one's ever caught him?
-{{qf|Bait Shop Clerk}} Well, one fella came close.  Went by the name of Homer.  Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks.  His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...
+{{qf|Bait Shop Clerk}} Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...
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 {{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[to [[Patty]]]'' "Hey! You're [[Homer]]'s sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!"
-:''[She sprays him in the eyes with {{W|Mace (spray)|Mace}}]''
+:''[She sprays him in the eyes with {{W2|Mace|spray}}]''
 {{qf|Barney}} "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace?  It's really painful!"
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa's Substitute|Three Men and a Comic Book|The War of the Simpsons}}
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' ''[to [[Patty]]]'' "Hey! You're [[Homer]]'s sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!"
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[to [[Patty]]]'' "Hey! You're [[Homer]]'s sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!"
-:''(She sprays him in the eyes with {{W|Mace (spray)|Mace}})''
+:''[She sprays him in the eyes with {{W|Mace (spray)|Mace}}]''
-:Barney: "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace?  It's really painful!"
+{{qf|Barney}} "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace?  It's really painful!"
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Grampa! Mom was in such a hurry she forgot to give you this. It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Grampa! Mom was in such a hurry she forgot to give you this. It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do.
-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You're allowed to smoke cigars?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You're allowed to smoke cigars?
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Half a gallon of chocolate?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Half a gallon of chocolate?
-:'''Bart''': Check.
+{{qf|Bart}} Check.
-:'''Lisa''': Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge?
-:'''Bart''': Check.
+{{qf|Bart}} Check.
-:'''Lisa''': Half a gallon of chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate dish?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Half a gallon of chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate dish?
-:'''Bart''': Yep.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yep.
-:'''Grampa''': Did your mom ''really'' write that shopping list?
+{{qf|Grampa}} Did your mom ''really'' write that shopping list?
-:'''Lisa''': Grampa, what a question.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Grampa, what a question.
-:'''Bart''': What's next, Lis?
+{{qf|Bart}} What's next, Lis?
-:'''Lisa''': Sprinkles and syrup.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Sprinkles and syrup.
-:'''Bart''': Hey Grampa, aisle 6 and step on it.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey Grampa, aisle 6 and step on it.
-:'''Grampa''': Alright, but put out that cigar.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Alright, but put out that cigar.
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-:'''[[McBain]]''': But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.
+{{qf|[[McBain]]}} But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.
-:'''Captain''': I don't wanna hear it, McBain – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. ''[McBain fires part of the book through the wall]''
+{{qf|Captain}} I don't wanna hear it, McBain – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. ''[McBain fires part of the book through the wall]''
-:'''McBain''': Bye, book.
+{{qf|McBain}} Bye, book.
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-:'''Bait Shop Clerk:''' Yep, 'General Sherman'.  They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
+{{qf|Bait Shop Clerk}} Yep, 'General Sherman'.  They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
-:'''Customer:''' And uh no one's ever caught him?
+{{qf|Customer}} And uh no one's ever caught him?
-:'''Bait Shop Clerk:''' Well, one fella came close.  Went by the name of Homer.  Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks.  His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...
+{{qf|Bait Shop Clerk}} Well, one fella came close.  Went by the name of Homer.  Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks.  His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...
 {{Season 2|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:War of the Simpsons}}

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-:'''[[Barney]] (to [[Patty]])''' "Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!"
+:'''[[Barney]]:''' ''[to [[Patty]]]'' "Hey! You're [[Homer]]'s sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau''[burp]''tiful!"
-:(She sprays him in the eyes with {{W|Mace (spray)|Mace}})
+:''(She sprays him in the eyes with {{W|Mace (spray)|Mace}})''
 :Barney: "Oh, ow, hey, ''[burp]'' ''[cough]'' Is that a new kind of Mace?  It's really painful!"
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