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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Winter of His Content|You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee}}
:'''Homer:''' Kettle corn. The heroin of the farmers' market.
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:'''Marge:''' Oh, it looks great!
:''(Homer walk to the living room and look at the new painting)'''
:'''Homer:''' Well, to me, it looks like garbage salad. But that's the great thing about art. Everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.
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:'''Marge:''' But the Van Houtens are our friends.
:'''Homer:''' Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?
:'''Marge:''' All our friends are like that.
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:'''Homer:''' Okay, Milhouse, the guys in back are shining up your new bike.
:'''Milhouse:''' And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?
:'''Marge:''' Oh, sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?
:'''Milhouse:''' I guess.
:'''Homer:''' "I guess"! You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.
:'''Milhouse:''' She is?!
:'''Lisa:''' She is?!
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:'''Luann:''' We considered you our friends. We trusted you! I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!
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:'''Marge:''' See what happens when we get greedy?!
:'''Homer:''' Honey, there's something I want to show you.
:'''Marge:''' An ATM receipt?
:'''Homer:''' I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.
:'''Marge:''' Five figures!
:'''Homer:''' With that painting, we could have what these people have: A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.
:'''Marge:''' I could write a check with today's date on it.
:'''Homer:''' That's the cushion.
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 {{qf|Homer}} But our cushion!
 {{qf|Marge}} That picture has brought out the worst in everyone! Please! Just let it go!
 :''[She walk away from Homer angrily, and Bart just walk into him]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You're not gonna let it go, are you?
 {{qf|Homer}} I wish I knew how.

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-:'''Homer:''' Kettle corn. The heroin of the farmers' market.
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-:'''Marge:''' Oh, it looks great!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, it looks great!
-:''(Homer walk to the living room and look at the new painting)'''
+:''[Homer walk to the living room and look at the new painting]'''
-:'''Homer:''' Well, to me, it looks like garbage salad. But that's the great thing about art. Everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, to me, it looks like garbage salad. But that's the great thing about art. Everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.
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-:'''Marge:''' But the Van Houtens are our friends.
+{{qf|Marge}} But the Van Houtens are our friends.
-:'''Homer:''' Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?
+{{qf|Homer}} Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?
-:'''Marge:''' All our friends are like that.
+{{qf|Marge}} All our friends are like that.
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-:'''Marge:''' What if we give the Van Houtens 25% of the money?
+{{qf|Marge}} What if we give the Van Houtens 25% of the money?
-:'''Homer:''' Then they'll just be mad about the 65% that we're keeping.
+{{qf|Homer}} Then they'll just be mad about the 65% that we're keeping.
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-:'''Homer:''' Okay, Milhouse, the guys in back are shining up your new bike.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, Milhouse, the guys in back are shining up your new bike.
-:'''Milhouse:''' And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?
-:'''Milhouse:''' I guess.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I guess.
-:'''Homer:''' "I guess"! You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.
+{{qf|Homer}} "I guess"! You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.
-:'''Milhouse:''' She is?!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} She is?!
-:'''Lisa:''' She is?!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} She is?!
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-:'''Luann:''' We considered you our friends. We trusted you! I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!
+{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} We considered you our friends. We trusted you! I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' See what happens when we get greedy?!
+{{qf|Marge}} See what happens when we get greedy?!
-:'''Homer:''' Honey, there's something I want to show you.
+{{qf|Homer}} Honey, there's something I want to show you.
-:'''Marge:''' An ATM receipt?
+{{qf|Marge}} An ATM receipt?
-:'''Homer:''' I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.
-:'''Marge:''' Five figures!
+{{qf|Marge}} Five figures!
-:'''Homer:''' With that painting, we could have what these people have: A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.
+{{qf|Homer}} With that painting, we could have what these people have: A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.
-:'''Marge:''' I could write a check with today's date on it.
+{{qf|Marge}} I could write a check with today's date on it.
-:'''Homer:''' That's the cushion.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's the cushion.
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-:'''Marge:''' Great! Now we're raccoons, the masked bandits of the animal world!
+{{qf|Marge}} Great! Now we're raccoons, the masked bandits of the animal world!
-:'''Homer:''' Don't worry. No one's gonna see this stupid show.
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry. No one's gonna see this stupid show.
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-:'''Marge:''' We don't even get this many Christmas cards.
+{{qf|Marge}} We don't even get this many Christmas cards.
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-:'''Kirk:''' ''(looking at the picture of Luann on his MyPad, desperately)'' Oh, Luann, I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses into your thick eyeglasses ever again.
+{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} ''[looking at the picture of Luann on his MyPad, desperately]'' Oh, Luann, I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses into your thick eyeglasses ever again.
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-:'''Homer:''' Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde, find Café Artiste, and they'll back up Kirk's story. That will prove the painting was his-- and now ours.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde, find Café Artiste, and they'll back up Kirk's story. That will prove the painting was his—and now ours.
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart, destroyed Kirk and Luann's marriage, and everyone's very worried about Milhouse.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart, destroyed Kirk and Luann's marriage, and everyone's very worried about Milhouse.
-:'''Bart:''' He's been playing Dancing Revolution for hours, but the TV is off.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} He's been playing Dancing Revolution for hours, but the TV is off.
-:''(Milhouse is still playing the dancing game while the TV is off)''
+:''[Milhouse is still playing the dancing game while the TV is off]''
-:'''Homer:''' But our cushion!
+{{qf|Homer}} But our cushion!
-:'''Marge:''' That picture has brought out the worst in everyone! Please! Just let it go!
+{{qf|Marge}} That picture has brought out the worst in everyone! Please! Just let it go!
-:''(She walk away from Homer angrily, and Bart just walk into him)''
+:''[She walk away from Homer angrily, and Bart just walk into him]''
-:'''Bart:''' You're not gonna let it go, are you?
+{{qf|Bart}} You're not gonna let it go, are you?
-:'''Homer:''' I wish I knew how.
+{{qf|Homer}} I wish I knew how.
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-:'''Lisa:''' This is so exciting! My first time establishing provenance!
+{{qf|Lisa}} This is so exciting! My first time establishing provenance!
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.
-:'''Lisa:''' That's a terrible thing for a father to do.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's a terrible thing for a father to do.
-:'''Homer:''' That's why she'll believe it.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's why she'll believe it.
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-:'''Lisa:''' You're a forger?
+{{qf|Lisa}} You're a forger?
-:'''[[Klaus Ziegler]]''' "Forger" is such a cruel word. I'm an art forger.
+{{qf|[[Klaus Ziegler]]}} "Forger" is such a cruel word. I'm an art forger.
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-:'''Lisa:''' What you do is horrible; ripping off geniuses who spent years perfecting their styles.
+{{qf|Lisa}} What you do is horrible; ripping off geniuses who spent years perfecting their styles.
-:'''Klaus Ziegler:''' Perhaps you are the one who is horrible.
+{{qf|Klaus Ziegler}} Perhaps you are the one who is horrible.
-:'''Lisa:''' What?!
+{{qf|Lisa}} What?!
-:'''Klaus Ziegler:''' You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous.
+{{qf|Klaus Ziegler}} You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous.
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, no, but ''now'' when I look at it, all I see is a fraud.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, no, but ''now'' when I look at it, all I see is a fraud.
-:'''Klaus Ziegler:''' Beauty is beauty. My forgeries give pleasure to people all over the world.
+{{qf|Klaus Ziegler}} Beauty is beauty. My forgeries give pleasure to people all over the world.
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-:'''Klaus Ziegler:''' If there's one thing art is good for, it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart.
+{{qf|Klaus Ziegler}} If there's one thing art is good for, it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart.
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 :'''Lisa:''' What?!
 :'''Klaus Ziegler:''' You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous.
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, no, but <i>now</i> when I look at it, all I see is a fraud.
+:'''Lisa:''' Well, no, but ''now'' when I look at it, all I see is a fraud.
 :'''Klaus Ziegler:''' Beauty is beauty. My forgeries give pleasure to people all over the world.
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 :'''Klaus Ziegler:''' If there's one thing art is good for, it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart.
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 :'''Marge:''' We don't even get this many Christmas cards.
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 :'''Homer:''' Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde, find Café Artiste, and they'll back up Kirk's story. That will prove the painting was his-- and now ours.
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 :'''Lisa:''' That's a terrible thing for a father to do.
 :'''Homer:''' That's why she'll believe it.
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