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Gkeller95 at 15:03, August 12, 2025

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 {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[to Marge while she's crying]'' Your eyes need diapers.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[sobbing]'' My boy is in jail! I'm the worst mom in the world!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[sobbing]'' My baby boy is in jail! I'm the worst mom in the world!
 {{qf|Homer}} It's not all your fault. All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb, and yet I did nothing. So, in a way, I too, am victim... of you.
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 {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[to Marge while she's crying]'' Your eyes need diapers.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[sobbing]'' My baby boy is in jail! I'm the worst mom in the world!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[sobbing]'' My boy is in jail! I'm the worst mom in the world!
 {{qf|Homer}} It's not all your fault. All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb, and yet I did nothing. So, in a way, I too, am victim... of you.
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 {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[to Marge while she's crying]'' Your eyes need diapers.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[sobbing]'' My boy is in jail! I'm the worst mom in the world!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[sobbing]'' My baby boy is in jail! I'm the worst mom in the world!
 {{qf|Homer}} It's not all your fault. All these years, I watched you turn our son into a time bomb, and yet I did nothing. So, in a way, I too, am victim... of you.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, I am screwed!
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} To understand the mindset of the escapees, we've brought in an expert, former under-aged offender... [[Snake Jailbird|Snake]].
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} To understand the mindset of the escapees, we've brought in an expert, former under-aged offender... Snake.
-{{qf|Snake}} If they're smart, Kent, they'll stay off the main roads. ''[hold up a book]'' It's all here in by book ''[[The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals]]''.
+{{qf|[[Snake]]}} If they're smart, Kent, they'll stay off the main roads. ''[hold up a book]'' It's all here in by book ''[[The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals]]''.
 {{qf|Brockman}} Okay, I plugged your book, now put down the gun.
 :''[Snake cocks the gun and presses it against Kent's chest.]''

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 {{qf|Saleswoman}} So is your look.
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Edna, we don't need wedding china. The dishes [[Agnes Skinner|mother]] won on ''Let's Make a Deal'' are holding up nicely.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Edna, we don't need wedding china. The dishes [[Agnes Skinner|mother]] won on ''Let's Make a Deal'' are holding up nicely.
 {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Seymour, if we register for these dishes, our wedding guests will buy them for us.
 {{qf|Skinner}} And I suppose those wedding guests will also pay for dishwashing liquid, heated water and two-sided sponges?
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 {{qf|Burns}} Oh, see if [[Lenny]] wants to go in on a spoon.
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-{{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} Remember, if anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town.
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Remember, if anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town.
 {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby's niece]]}} I am your niece, Uncle Joe.
 {{qf|Quimby}} Good lord, I'm an abomination!

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 {{qf|Saleswoman}} So is your look.
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} [[Edna Krabappel|Edna]], we don't need wedding china. The dishes [[Agnes Skinner|mother]] won on ''Let's Make a Deal'' are holding up nicely.
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Edna, we don't need wedding china. The dishes [[Agnes Skinner|mother]] won on ''Let's Make a Deal'' are holding up nicely.
-{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Seymour, if we register for these dishes, our wedding guests will buy them for us.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Seymour, if we register for these dishes, our wedding guests will buy them for us.
 {{qf|Skinner}} And I suppose those wedding guests will also pay for dishwashing liquid, heated water and two-sided sponges?
 {{qf|Ms. Krabappel}} ''[speechless]'' Hmph. ''[she storms off]''
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 {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Another employee family wedding. What's the traditional peasant gift, a milking cow?
-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]}} Actually, silverware is all that's left on the registry.
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Actually, silverware is all that's left on the registry.
 {{qf|Burns}} Oh, see if [[Lenny]] wants to go in on a spoon.
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 {{qf|Quimby}} Good lord, I'm an abomination!
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-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} So, you thought you'd pull a fake wedding, eh? You're under arrest!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, you thought you'd pull a fake wedding, eh? You're under arrest!
 {{qf|Bart}} C'mon, chief, it was just a prank. Would flatware make things right?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Um. What does it say on my badge? Cash bribes only. Let's go.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Judge?! Please, judge, you can't... I... I'll do anything! I'll squeal on my dad. He's been up to bad things. Crap you've never even thought of.
-{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} We've already got an informer working deep undercover on your dad. One he'll never suspect.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We've already got an informer working deep undercover on your dad. One he'll never suspect.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is it Lenny?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Dammit! I mean... uh, no. No.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Here you are, son. I brought you a lollipop from the guards' lounge.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[sticks his tongue out at the tormentors]'' Not so tough now, huh?
-:''[a buzzer sounds]''
+:''[A buzzer sounds.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's the end of my shift. See you Monday. Oh, wait. Monday's [[Martin Luther King]] Day. I'll see ya when I see ya. ''[Homer kisses Bart's forehead and tussles his hair]'' Love you.
-:''[Homer leaves and the other inmates advance on Bart]''
+:''[Homer leaves and the other inmates advance on Bart.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Uh, this lollipop's really for everyone.
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 {{qf|Snake}} If they're smart, Kent, they'll stay off the main roads. ''[hold up a book]'' It's all here in by book ''[[The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals]]''.
 {{qf|Brockman}} Okay, I plugged your book, now put down the gun.
-:''[Snake cocks the gun and presses it against Kent's chest]''
+:''[Snake cocks the gun and presses it against Kent's chest.]''
 {{qf|Snake}} Tell them I'll be on ''[[Late Night with Conan O'Brien|Conan]]'' Thursday with {{W|Heather Locklear}} and {{W|Third Eye Blind}}.
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 {{qf|Homer}} You just don't understand boys. He's stupid.
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-{{qf|Wiggum}} Say, [[Cletus]], have you seen a couple of kids go by?
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Say, Cletus, have you seen a couple of kids go by?
-{{qf|Cletus}} I don't have such good memory since I drank my thermometer ''[slaps the side of his head to straighten his wandering eye]'' but I whittles what I sees. Is this them? ''[holds up a carving of Gina and Bart]''
+{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} I don't have such good memory since I drank my thermometer ''[slaps the side of his head to straighten his wandering eye]'' but I whittles what I sees. Is this them? ''[holds up a carving of Gina and Bart]''
 {{qf|Wiggum}} It sure is. We're on the right track. Uh, hey, what are you making now?
 {{qf|Cletus}} Uh, sometimes I whittles the future. ''[holds up a carving of Chief Wiggum being mauled by a bear]''

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 :'''Bart:''' Great. I can get these cuffs off before I get a full-blown case of the cooties.
 :'''Gina:''' Bart, I can't believe you don't know this, but there's no such thing as cooties, cootie shots, cootie forcefields or cootie insurance.
-:'''Bart:''' Bu State Farm took my money!
+:'''Bart:''' But State Farm took my money!
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 :'''Bart:''' You're such a psycho!

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 :'''Bart:''' Bu State Farm took my money!
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-:'''Bart:''' Prison girl!
+:'''Bart:''' You're such a psycho!
 :'''Gina:''' Mama's boy!
-:'''Bart:''' No family!
+:'''Bart:''' Future skank!
 :'''Gina:''' Family guy!
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 :'''Lisa:''' ''[scared]'' Taco, please.
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-:'''Warden:''' Well, my shift's over. I guess I'll have another lonely night my bachelor apartment. Eathing leftovers, watching reurns of ''{{W|Will & Grace}}'', and crying myself to sleep.
+:'''Warden:''' Well, my shift's over. I guess it's back to my bachelor apartment. Make a tuna sandwich... turn on ''{{W|Will & Grace}}''... and cry myself to sleep.
 :''[the warden braces himself against the cell door]''
 :'''Marge:''' Hmm. Would you like to join us?