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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Write Off This Episode|Clown V. Board of Education}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Here comes the breakfast bus. All big girls open up for The Pancake...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Write Off This Episode|Clown V. Board of Education}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Here comes the breakfast bus. All big girls open up for The Pancake Express. Chugga, chugga, choo, choo.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Is it a train or a bus?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, which is it?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Train or bus?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Make a choice!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[angrily]'' It's whatever gets her to eat anything that's not covered in ranch dressing.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} This is the third once-in-a-millennium disaster this year! Alarmist [[Twitter]] is freaking out. Sarcastic Twitter is turning it into memes, and Conspiracy Twitter is believing them.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} We're trapped inside. With each other. With nothing to stream. With each other!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Thank you all for downloading [[ChatHippo]], the video conferencing service that is free, provided I periodically read ad copy. As we transition to online learning, I hope... ''[notification]'' &quot;Looking for the most player-friendly teasers and parlays online? Try [[OddsMonster.crypto]].&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Cousin Peter]]}} How could someone raised by a woman as effortlessly charming as you turn out to be such a burden?<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} He won't walk to the store because he's afraid of street magicians.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Why am I getting my big present now?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Because [[Santa]] delivered it early this year.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Really? Why?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Because he-he doesn't have long to live.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Agnes}} You know what Seymour gave me for my birthday? Half a computer. No keyboard.<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's a tablet device. It has a touchscreen.<br /> {{qf|Cousin Peter}} Touchscreen. Sounds made-up to me.<br /> {{qf|Agnes}} Just like his prom date.<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} You met Charlene. You spit on a Kleenex and wiped her makeup off.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[thinking]'' Look at Ned. His kids don't know what it's like to live in a world without ranch.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Skinner's crying? Can he do that?<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} That quilt was his blankie. You don't... you don't take away a man's blankie!<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Make Mr. Purple Shirt stop crying so he can sit at his desk and tell recess to happen.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Homer Simpson. He who steals from his neighbor shall reap the croquet mallet. A reading from the Book of Flanders.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'll die before I don't take what's yours.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Forgive me, Marge. Take the dressing. If I don't make it, tell [[Maggie]] it was her fault.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I don't know who you are, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart, SkinnerSucks42.<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Very Hungry Caterpillars/Quotes, The}}</div>

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