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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} I&#039;ll launch this water balloon into orbit using my space catapult. Ten... nine... eight... We have lift off! ---- {{qf|Bart}} A-ha! The Uter B...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'll launch this water balloon into orbit using my space catapult. Ten... nine... eight... We have lift off!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} A-ha! The Uter Bomber! Hey, Uter! I'll give you a cookie if you jump on this seesaw! Bombs away!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Üter Zörker]]}} Cookie, please.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Sure thing, Uter. The heavier you are, the farther the payload travels! In fact, have my entire lunch!<br /> {{qf|Üter}} Ja! Ja!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} And have Wendell's lunch, too!<br /> {{qf|[[Wendell Borton]]}} That's okay. I was feeling a little nauseous anyway.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hi, Bart! I couldn't help but notice you analyzing the relationships among force, position, velocity and acceleration.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I was?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Sure. Your catapult uses the physics of projectile motion to launch an object through space at a predetermined angle.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} It does?!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Nice to see you having fun with math!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Fun with math?!! [Gaaack!] Math! Why I oughtta...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Üter}} I'm running out of the lunches, Bart! Where are you going?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Heh, heh! I just took the fizz out of his physics!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Uter Bomber/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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