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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a>}} Whatsa matta, Homer? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Aw, nuthin&#039; exciting ever happens around here, Moe. {{qf|Moe}} Whadaya mean nuthin&#039; ever happens? H...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Whatsa matta, Homer?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aw, nuthin' exciting ever happens around here, Moe.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Whadaya mean nuthin' ever happens? How 'bout that time my seltzer gun got clogged up with lime pulp?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but that was last year.<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} What about when I swallowed the eight ball?<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Ya do that all the time, Barn.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} See? Nothin' ever happens! You clog your seltzer gun, Barney swallows the eight ball, I get my tongue caught in the change machine...<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Say, I know, Homer! Why don't we make somethin' happen!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Now you're talkin'!<br /> {{qf|Barney}} But that assumes we intrinsically possess free will. If we had that, we probably wouldn't even be in here now: Why, we'd be seeing the world! Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colisseum! And then we could build things! Air fields! Skyscrapers! Bridges a mile lo-- [UURRRP!]<br /> {{qf|Homer}} 'Nother beer, Moe.<br /> {{qf|Barney}} Zzz...<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Gaah! Hey, the beer tap's clogged! The beer tap's clogged!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Unbearable Lightness of Barney/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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