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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Ultranet of Things
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}}
|requirements = [[Ultranet]]
|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Skinner]], [[Ned]]
|optional = [[Zia Simpson]], [[President Lisa]], [[Retired Homer]], [[Empty-Nest Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Mooch Bart]]
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''The Ultranet of Things''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}} content update. It requires the [[Ultranet]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Zia Simpson is owned: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark If Zia Simpson is not owned: After building the Ultranet|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey guys! For my school project I recreated Springfield in the Ultranet, exactly like it was before I was born.}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That’s amazing! How’d you do it?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|It was pretty simple: hours of coding, an old blueprint algorithm, neural mapping…}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Jeez, whatever happened to cardboard dioramas…}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t worry, I recreated a few of your crappy old dioramas too!}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’m gonna go back and get a burger at Krusty’s from before they were all replaced with Impassable Burgers -- fake meat that stays in you forever.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Share Her Ultranet Project With Family|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}} If [[President Lisa]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Be Impressed With Zia’s Project|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make President Lisa Be Impressed With Zia’s Project|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[President Lisa]]}} If [[Retired Homer]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Homer Visit Virtual Krusty’s|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Retired Homer Visit Virtual Krusty’s|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Retired Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
{{TB|You know these burgers are just computer simulations, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Don't care.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, I’ve never seen someone get fatter from eating holograms!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This is exciting! I’m going to visit my old book club!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, how wonderful. It’s Marge. Bring us any of your under-layered taco dip?}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Even a virtual recreation of you is catty towards me?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|My Cattiness Index is dialed down to one. I guess you just bring it out of me, virtual or not.}}
{{THT|If [[Empty-Nest Marge]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Marge Attend Virtual Book Club|4 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Empty-Nest Marge Attend Virtual Book Club|4 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Empty-Nest Marge]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Virtual Helen Tell Marge How She Really Feels|4 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Helen Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|…and don’t get me started on that fat oaf of a husband of hers!}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I should’ve known it was going to go like this when I saw the book you were reading was “Jane Eyre Your Grievances”.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Zia, I think there’s something wrong with your Ultranet Springfield! Everyone in it is very mean.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yeah! I usually feel bad about myself after I gorge at a fast-food place, not during!}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
{{TB|It's probably because of the neural scans. You’re hearing what people really thought of you back in the day.}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hearing what people really think? I want in on this!}}
{{THT|If [[Mooch Bart]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary|8 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mooch Bart Visit Virtual Springfield Elementary|8 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Mooch Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Virtual Skinner Tell Bart What He Really Thinks|8 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|…took years off my life! Sandbagged my career! Blew any chance I had for love…}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This doesn’t bother you?}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Are you kidding? These are my greatest hits!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If Retired Homer is owned: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark If Retired Homer is not owned: After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Alright Virtual Flanders, I know you’ve been waiting years for this moment. Let me have it -- tell me what you really think about me!}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And don’t hold back, you holier-than-thou, annoying, goody-two-shoes--}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, wasn’t I supposed to be the one unburdening myself?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, right. Sorry. Go ahead… stupid Virtual Flanders…}}
{{THT|If [[Retired Homer]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Retired Homer Listen to Virtual Flanders Tell Him the Truth|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Retired Homer]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Virtual Flanders Tell Homer What He Really Thinks|6 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Golly, Homer. I guess the truth is I think that deep down you’re really a swell guy!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Sure, I wish you’d been a little nicer, a little more sober, and that you wouldn’t have stolen so many of my belongings…}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But aw heck, you were the best neighboreeno a fella could ask for!}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniff!{{*}} Finally -- a version of Flanders I actually like!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|{{*}}ZZZZZT!{{*}} Tears…shorting…me…out! Are you…there, Maude? It’s…me…Ned! {{*}}ZZZZT!{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If President Lisa is owned: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark If President Lisa is not owned: After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Zia, maybe you could fine-tune your project a little to make its virtual reality a little less….real.}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But Mom, you said the Ultranet should be mankind’s greatest tool in the search for truth and understanding!}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t remember saying that…}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, that was the virtual version of you. I guess I spend a lot more time with her because she’s less demanding…}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I’m not demanding! Now change the damn settings!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Fine Tune Virtual Springfield|8 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}} If [[President Lisa]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield|8 hours|the [[Ultranet]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make President Lisa Fine Tune Virtual Springfield|8 hours|the [[Ultranet]]|char=[[President Lisa]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You’re all a bunch of no-good morons!}}
{{Tapped Out Rockin' Otto Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Screw you, Quimby! I’ll run you down with my bus!}}
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I thought we made the virtual citizens nicer?}}
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|We made them too nice -- the A.I. is rejecting it. Being jerks is just too deeply ingrained in Springfielders’ DNA!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to {{W|Internet of things}}.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Holidays of Future Past}}
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