The Twisted World of Marge Simpson/Quotes - Revision history

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Springfield Files|Mountain of Madness}}
 {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, what's all that commotion outside? Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about.
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} (gasps) Here? At our plant?
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} ''[Gasps]'' Here? At our plant?
 {{qf|Homer}} That's right, Lenny. Let's all give in to deliciousness—The [[Pretzel Wagon]] way!
 :''[Everyone cheers.]''

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 {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The answer… is no.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The answer... is no.
 {{qf|Fat Tony}} I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.
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-{{qf|Fat Tony}} You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious… you have 12 hours.
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious... you have 12 hours.
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 {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy|Helen]]}} I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do. ''[they both leap and the van explodes]''
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge needs help… and God knows I'm not the man to provide it. But I know who can!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it. But I know who can!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, what's all that commotion outside? Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Hmm! It's not bad!
-{{qf|[[Frank Ormand|Frank]]}} It's not only not bad—it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it?… See?
+{{qf|[[Frank Ormand|Frank]]}} It's not only not bad—it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it?... See?
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[they both laugh]'' I do! Knot bread!
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-{{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!
+{{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue... A-y-y-y!
 :''[Puts his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platform shoes with water and fish inside.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, your fish are dead.
-{{qf|Disco Stu}} Yeah, I know. I… can't get them out of there.
+{{qf|Disco Stu}} Yeah, I know. I... can't get them out of there.
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 {{qf|Man}} That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for [[Royce McCutcheon]]!
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 {{qf|Helen}} You'll get your pancakes in the mail.
 :''[Later at the Simpson house.]''
-{{qf|Marge}} Uhh… and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
+{{qf|Marge}} Uhh... and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
 {{qf|Homer}} Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now. When are the pancakes coming in the mail?
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 {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Ship's impounded, ma'am.
 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yeah, we, uh, found a couple of barnacles on the hull; that and, uh, the deck was, uh, wet.
-{{qf|Helen}} That's crazy! And what are those men doing under my van? ''[the men flee the van]''
+{{qf|[[Helen]]}} That's crazy! And what are those men doing under my van? ''[the men flee the van]''
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do. ''[they both leap and the van explodes]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} You can call them Whitey-Whackers!
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmm! It's not bad!
+{{qf|Marge}} Hmm! It's not bad!
 {{qf|[[Frank Ormand|Frank]]}} It's not only not bad—it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it?… See?
-{{qf|Marge}} ''(they both laugh)'' I do! Knot bread!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[they both laugh]'' I do! Knot bread!
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 {{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!
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 {{qf|Fat Tony}} Ok. I will go.
 :''[Fat Tony leaves.]''
-{{qf|Fat Tony}} ''(realizing what just happened)'' Wait a minute!
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} ''[realizing what just happened]'' Wait a minute!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone. One bite and you'll be hooked!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Alright, Helen. If I'm not wanted I'll leave.
-{{qf|[[Helen]]}} You'll get your pancakes in the mail.
+{{qf|Helen}} You'll get your pancakes in the mail.
 :''[Later at the Simpson house.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Uhh… and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
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 :''[Lenny is first in line at Marge's pretzel stand.]''
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Uh, lets see... I'll have one, uh--
+{{qf|Lenny}} Uh, lets see... I'll have one, uh--
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel.
 {{qf|Lenny}} One pretzel.
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 {{qf|Frank Ormand}} Blanket your community with flyers. A phony ticker-tape parade will help you avoid litter laws.
 :''[Cut to Homer driving Lisa through the street in an astronaut helmet.]''
-{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''(Teary-eyed)'' Welcome back, Space Girl!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[Teary-eyed]'' Welcome back, Space Girl!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''(swallowing beer)'' In those words? Yes.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[swallowing beer]'' In those words? Yes.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere. I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already bloated snack hole. So I did what I could. I did what any loving husband would do! I reached out to some violent mobsters.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Edna.
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Marge.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''(to Agnes)'' Ummm--
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Agnes]'' Ummm--
 {{qf|Agnes}} Agnes, my name is Agnes and you know it's Agnes! It means "lamb," "lamb of God."
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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Springfield Files|Mountain of Madness}}
 '''[[Fat Tony]]''': Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
@@ Line 28: / Line 27: @@
 '''[[Lenny]]''': (gasps) Here? At our plant?
-'''Homer''': That's right, Lenny. Let's all give in to deliciousness--The Pretzel Wagon way!
+'''Homer''': That's right, Lenny. Let's all give in to deliciousness—The Pretzel Wagon way!
 (''Everyone cheers'')
@@ Line 42: / Line 41: @@
 '''[[Marge]]''': Hmm! It's not bad!
-'''Frank''': It's not only not bad -- it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it?… See?
+'''Frank''': It's not only not bad—it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it?… See?
 '''Marge''': (they both laugh) I do! Knot bread!
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 (''After Homer has handed Moe a $50 bill''.)
-'''Moe''': Homer, you know your money is no good here--Hey wait, this is real money!
+'''Moe''': Homer, you know your money is no good here—Hey wait, this is real money!
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 (''After Cletus orders 300 pretzels with 300 coupons.'')
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 '''Marge''': Hey! Wh-what's going on?!
-[Fat Tony walks to the car, and tries to take the keys -- but they won't come off]
+[Fat Tony walks to the car, and tries to take the keys—but they won't come off]
 '''Fat Tony''': Is, uh, there a button or a release for these keys?
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 '''Little Japanese Mobster''': [wipes glass from his suit and bows] Forgive-a-ness, please! [runs out the backdoor to return to the fight]
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-{{Season 8 Q}}
+{{Season 8|Q}}
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 '''Fat Tony''': You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious… you have 12 hours.
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-'''[[Helen]]''': I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
+'''[[Helen Lovejoy|Helen]]''': I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
 '''[[Lou]]''': Ship's impounded, ma'am.

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 '''Marge''': (they both laugh) I do! Knot bread!
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-'''[[Disco Man]]''': Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!
+'''[[Disco Stu]]''': Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!
 (''puts his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platform shoes with water and fish inside'')
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 '''Homer''': Uh, your fish are dead.
-'''Disco Man''': Yeah, I know. I… can't get them out of there.
+'''Disco Stu''': Yeah, I know. I… can't get them out of there.
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 '''Man''': That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for Royce McCutcheon!
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 '''Principal Skinner''': Thank you!
-'''Pedro''': Gracias!
+'''Bumblebee Man''': Gracias!
 '''Homer''': That means "thank you," Marge!

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 '''Disco Man''': Yeah, I know. I… can't get them out of there.
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-'''RoycMan''': That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for Royce McCutcheon!
+'''Man''': That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for Royce McCutcheon!
 '''Homer''': No deal, McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!