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:'''[[Moe]]:''' [Looking at Tom Brady on the television] I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ugh.
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:'''Homer:''' ''[reading The Wizard of Oz]'' Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end!
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:'''[[Lenny]]:''' The only [[Boston]] wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
:'''Boston fan 1:''' That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
:'''Moe:''' Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the [[Dennis Lehane]] book tour.
:'''Lenny:''' Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
:'''Boston fan 2:''' We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
:'''Boston fan 1:''' You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! ''[they start kissing their hands]''
:'''Homer:''' You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
:'''Boston fan 1:''' Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
:'''Jay:''' So don't I. Frigging doorknobs ''[they laugh]''
:'''Boston fan 1:''' Automatic! ''[they kiss their hands again]''
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-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[Looking at {[[Handsome quarterback|the quarterback]] for the [[Boston Americans]] on the television]'' I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[Looking at [[Handsome quarterback|the quarterback]] for the [[Boston Americans]] on the television]'' I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
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-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[Looking at {{Ch|Tom Brady}} on the television]'' I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[Looking at {[[Handsome quarterback|the quarterback]] for the [[Boston Americans]] on the television]'' I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' ''[Looking at {{Ch|Tom Brady}} on the television]'' I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[reading The Wizard of Oz]'' Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end!
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-:'''Homer:''' ''[reading The Wizard of Oz]'' Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} The only [[Boston]] wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
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+{{qf|[[Boston fan 1]]}} That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' The only [[Boston]] wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
+{{qf|Moe}} Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour.
-:'''Boston fan 1:''' That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
-:'''Moe:''' Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour.
+{{qf|[[Boston fan 2]]}} We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
-:'''Lenny:''' Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
+{{qf|Boston fan 1}} You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! ''[they start kissing their hands]''
-:'''Boston fan 2:''' We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
+{{qf|Homer}} You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
-:'''Boston fan 1:''' You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! ''[they start kissing their hands]''
+{{qf|Boston fan 1}} Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
-:'''Homer:''' You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
+{{qf|Jay}} So don't I. Frigging doorknobs ''[they laugh]''
-:'''Boston fan 1:''' Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
+{{qf|Boston fan 1}} Automatic! ''[they kiss their hands again]''
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