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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Tell-Tale Pants|Bart&#039;s Brain}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Put down your books and read a phone sometime. ---- {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a>}} We&#039;re not...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Tell-Tale Pants|Bart's Brain}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Put down your books and read a phone sometime.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} We're not going to [[Krustyland]]. We're going to church.<br /> {{qf|[[Rod]] and [[Todd]]}} Yay!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So Mom and Dad are punking us, and this is really gonna be a fun thing?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Exactly, we are getting funk'd.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You want a tip? It's self-serve. We did all the work.<br /> {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Hey, that iPad didn't swivel itself.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} At least nobody's leaning over my shoulder to shame me into leaving a tip.<br /> {{qf|[[Sandee]]}} Actually, there is room at the bottom for an additional gratuity. Right next to where I pre-thanked you.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What? They include the tip, and then I have to tip on top of the tip? A tip top tip?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We don't have $10,000. We don't have 10,000 of anything.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Look, baby, no one's madder at me than me, but me have a plan. We call the credit card company, report the card stolen, and then shave our heads and join a cult. One of the ones where you don't have to have sex with the leader.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} There is no such cult!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} For once, people aren't judging me by the content of my character but by the content of my wallet.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Dad, where's my bike?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} How would I know? I don't know. You probably lost it.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Dad...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I tipped it! I gave it to my barber because he cleaned up my eyebrows. ''[crying]'' I'm so sorry, Bart! I'm so sorry.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, for once you're right. I have a serious problem. But, like any addiction, it can easily be stopped by just deciding to stop.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Where you going?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I can't stop tipping, Moe. I'm hooked on the rush. I got a monkey on my back, and he's got his hand out.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} But what about us?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No one service worker can satisfy my needs. God help me, I'm a tip-phomaniac.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Tipping Point/Quotes, The}}</div>

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