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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabR|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Giorgio_Bishop" title="Giorgio Bishop">Giorgio Bishop</a>}} Holy father! [SHUDDER!] {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Claude_Kane_III" title="Claude Kane III">Claude Kane III</a>}} &#039;&#039;[thinking]&#039;&#039; I must pretend to be a victim of some gory accident in order to pr...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabR|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Giorgio Bishop]]}} Holy father! [SHUDDER!]<br /> {{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} ''[thinking]'' I must pretend to be a victim of some gory accident in order to protect my Radioactive Man identity--but how long can I keep this charade going? How long?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} Soon, the strange little man comes to in a most unusual place...<br /> {{qf|Giorgio Bishop}} I-I must've fainted! But where am I-- and who--? Gasp! You!! Radioactive Man!! But-- but-- what the--? Where am--? How did--?<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} Take it easy, Mr. Bishop----there's no need for incomplete sentences. I'll explain everything.<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} Unbeknownst to the dumbfounded little man, he is on the perpetually fog-shrouded peak of Mt. Zenith, in the Atomic Avenger's very secret hideaway...<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} I brought you to my private sanctuary, the Containment Dome, for you to recuperate after your fainting spell!<br /> {{qf|Giorgio Bishop}} Fainted? Oh my goodness--I'm so embarrassed! Hey, wait a minute----where'd you come from, Radioactive Man? And--and how do you know my name??<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} I have access to the most sophisticated and accurate detection equipment on the planet! Learning who you are was mere child's play...<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} ''[thinking]'' No need for him to know that I only looked through his wallet to find his I.D.!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} I, er, would rather hear your story first hand, rather than processing the data from a cold, emotionless machine!<br /> {{qf|Giorgio Bishop}} Yes, yes--if you insist! You know my name is Giorgio Bishop... I moved to [[Florida]] shortly after the war... ...but I grew up in Europe, where I nurtured a morbid fascination for the weird and the bizarre! For as long as I can remember, it had always excited me!<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} ''[thinking]'' Jeepers! And I brought this guy into my secret hideout? I hope he doesn't get any funny ideas!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Giorgio Bishop}} And he's out there in Zenith somewhere!<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Who?<br /> {{qf|Giorgio Bishop}} What do you mean, who? That man with the thing in his head! Who else do you think I'm talking about?? I'm asking you to help me find him--that thing in his head resembles that gaudy ornament on your headgear!<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} ''[thinking]'' Great ions! This eccentric old fellow is oblivious to the obvious--he doesn't put it together that the man with the thing in his head and Radioactive Man are one and the same!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Gloria! You certainly were a little rough on that copy boy!<br /> {{qf|[[Gloria Grand]]}} Well, that idiot shouldn't be bringing this junk into a real news organization!<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Junk? Oh, it's that new newspaper--the Weekly Global Gazette!<br /> {{qf|Gloria Grand}} Oh, please! Sure, it sounds like a real newspaper--but it gives journalistic integrity a bad name! Just look at some of the big &quot;scoops&quot; they run! It's a joke--like that article about an eggplant that looks like our vice president! Don't you laugh, Claude--just look at this on the next page-- It looks like they used your head in this composite photo for this crackpot story! I'd sue if I was you!<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Oh, no harm done, Gloria! No one takes this rag seriously!<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} ''[thinking]'' [CHUCKLE!] My plan worked! I convinced Bishop to publish his own newspaper... ...I knew a whole paper filled with his kind of material would be so way out, no right-thinking adult would believe anything in it! Being wealthy, I was able to finance his operation and write it off on my taxes. As far as everyone is concerned, this &quot;news&quot; paper is put out by some eccentric kook down in Florida! Once again, my secret is safe!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Thing in My Head!/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]]</div>

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