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{{Tapped Out Quest
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|level = 6
|update =
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[The Rich Texan]]
|optional =
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|next =
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'''The Texan With No Shame''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced with the {{TOCU|Level 28}} content update. It requires [[The Rich Texan]] to be unlocked.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Yee Haw!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon‎}}
{{TB|Always nice to see a fellow libertarian around here.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party's secret corporate backers suck.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|That came out wrong. I meant to say, "freedom freedom freedom freedom."}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm", "Make Cletus Go to a Tea Party Rally" and "Make The Rich Texan Go to a Tea Party Rally". The tasks take place at the [[Brown House]] and take 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|I'm bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It's horrible!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Yeah... that sounds rough.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Welcome to Springfield, football!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style". The task takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|I want our football stadium to have it all. The biggest scoreboard! The largest cheerleaders! The heaviest footballs!}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|And in every corporate suite, the most violent mechanical bull money can buy!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make The Rich Texan Ride the Mechanical Bull". The task takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Requires Level 16.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Monty, your estate is sitting right where I want to build my new football stadium. How much you want for it?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|Listen up, New Money -- not everything is for sale. This is the home where my forefathers lived and murdered each other for a bigger share of the family fortune. It has sentimental value.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Then how about a bet? A friendly wager between bitter enemies.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|My cowboy hat. It's the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|Agreed. Off to the dog track we go!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers", "Make the Rich Texan Visit the Track" and "Make Mr. Burns Visit the Track". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Downs]] and take 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon‎}}
{{TB|I win! Though the outcome was never in doubt. That dog and I went to Wharton together.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Requires Level 20.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Why is it so hard to build a simple football stadium? Homer, I thought you said this town was ripe for the plundering.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, it's a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of the is donuts of all things. But we do boast one the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make The Rich Texan Lobby Agenda with Mayor Quimby". The task takes place at the [[Town Hall]] and takes 2 days.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Mayor Quimby, you are easily bought. I admire that in a man.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
{{TB|You'll have your football stadium, even if I have to accept a thousand bribes to make it so!}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Now all I gotta do is convince an NFL team to move here.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|I can't convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves...}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
{{TB|And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It's not a good policy.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|I'm awful sorry you didn't get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon‎}}
{{TB|You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style". The task takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 21-40}}
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@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
-{{TB|Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party’s secret corporate backers suck.}}
+{{TB|Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party's secret corporate backers suck.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
-{{TB|That came out wrong. I meant to say, “freedom freedom freedom freedom.”}}
+{{TB|That came out wrong. I meant to say, "freedom freedom freedom freedom."}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 6 and Build [[Cletus's Farm]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Go to a Tea Party Rally|60 minutes|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make The Rich Texan Go to a Tea Party Rally|60 minutes|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It’s horrible!}}
+{{TB|I'm bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It's horrible!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Yeah… that sounds rough.}}
+{{TB|Yeah... that sounds rough.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
-{{TB|I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you…}}
+{{TB|I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Welcome to Springfield, football!}}
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 {{TB|A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
-{{TB|My cowboy hat. It’s the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.}}
+{{TB|My cowboy hat. It's the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Agreed. Off to the dog track we go!}}
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 {{TB|Why is it so hard to build a simple football stadium? Homer, I thought you said this town was ripe for the plundering.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, it’s a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.}}
+{{TB|Well, it's a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.}}
@@ Line 108: / Line 108: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
-{{TB|I can’t convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?}}
+{{TB|I can't convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves…}}
+{{TB|Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It’s not a good policy.}}
+{{TB|And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It's not a good policy.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
 {{TB|Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m awful sorry you didn’t get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.}}
+{{TB|I'm awful sorry you didn't get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
 {{TB|You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!}}