The Sweetest Apu/Quotes - Revision history

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HomerGriffin at 19:56, January 12, 2020

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Abbot: Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf, removing quote characters (code: quotes)

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SolarBot at 09:32, August 31, 2012

2012-08-31T09:32:52Z

SolarBot: replaced: I Am Furious Yellow → I Am Furious (Yellow)

2012-07-24T22:36:23Z

replaced: I Am Furious Yellow → I Am Furious (Yellow)

Solar Dragon at 22:57, November 26, 2010

2010-11-26T22:57:52Z

Trakira2189: +spc

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+spc

SaganamiFan at 16:09, September 7, 2010

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 :''[At the Civil War re-enactment.]''
-{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And {{w|Stonewall Jackson}}, stop rollerblading!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And {{W|Stonewall Jackson}}, stop rollerblading!
 {{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} The south will boogie again!
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 {{qf|Apu}} Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. [his eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. ''[his eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. ''[gasps]'' Apu is having an affair?
 {{qf|Homer}} I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I Am Furious (Yellow)|Little Girl in the Big Ten}}
-:''[Apu is preparing a hangman's noose]''
+:''[Apu is preparing a hangman's noose.]''
 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. ''[he throws the noose rope over a pipe]'' Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. ''[he looks over a reincarnation chart]'' First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. ''[looks at his next incarnations]'' Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to [[Lorne Michaels]]! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
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 :''[Apu is preparing a hangman's noose]''
-{{qf|Apu}} Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. ''[He throws the noose rope over a pipe]'' Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. ''[He looks over a reincarnation chart]'' First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. ''[Looks at his next incarnations]'' Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. ''[he throws the noose rope over a pipe]'' Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. ''[he looks over a reincarnation chart]'' First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. ''[looks at his next incarnations]'' Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to [[Lorne Michaels]]! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Apu]'' I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to Apu]'' I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!
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-:''[At the Civil War re-enactment]''
+:''[At the Civil War re-enactment.]''
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And {{w|Stonewall Jackson}}, stop rollerblading!
-{{qf|Disco Stu}} The south will boogie again!
+{{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} The south will boogie again!
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-{{qf|Manjula}} Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex.
+{{qf|[[Manjula]]}} Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex.
 {{qf|Apu}} Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you.
 {{qf|Manjula}} Okay buster, what is going on.
 {{qf|Apu}} Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside.
+{{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. [his eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. ''[gasps]'' Apu is having an affair?
 {{qf|Homer}} I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die.
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 {{qf|Apu}} Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look.
-{{qf|Moe}} C'mon!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} C'mon!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I Am Furious (Yellow)|Little Girl in the Big Ten}}
-:''(Apu is preparing a hangman's noose)''
+:''[Apu is preparing a hangman's noose]''
-:'''Apu''': "Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground." ''(He throws the noose rope over a pipe)'' "Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life." ''(He looks over a reincarnation chart)'' "First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me." ''(Looks at his next incarnations)'' "Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes."
+{{qf|Apu}} Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. ''[He throws the noose rope over a pipe]'' Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. ''[He looks over a reincarnation chart]'' First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. ''[Looks at his next incarnations]'' Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
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-:'''Homer''': ''(to Apu)'' "I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!"
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Apu]'' I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!
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-:''(At the Civil War re-enactment)''
+:''[At the Civil War re-enactment]''
-:'''Principal Skinner''': "Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!"
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!
-:'''Disco Stu''': "The south will boogie again!"
+{{qf|Disco Stu}} The south will boogie again!
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-:'''Manjula''': "Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex."
+{{qf|Manjula}} Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex.
-:'''Apu''': "Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you."
+{{qf|Apu}} Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you.
-:'''Manjula''': "Okay buster, what is going on."
+{{qf|Manjula}} Okay buster, what is going on.
-:'''Apu''': "Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep."
+{{qf|Apu}} Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep.
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-:'''Homer''': "Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside."
+{{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside.
-:''(Homer's eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place)''
+:''[Homer's eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place]''
-:'''Marge''': "Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw." ''(gasps)'' "Apu is having an affair?"
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. ''[gasps]'' Apu is having an affair?
-:'''Homer''': "I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die."
+{{qf|Homer}} I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die.
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-:'''Homer''': "The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor."
+{{qf|Homer}} The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor.
-:'''Squishee Lady''': "Go ahead."
+{{qf|Squishee Lady}} Go ahead.
-:'''Homer''': "Grape."
+{{qf|Homer}} Grape.
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-:'''Apu''': "Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look."
+{{qf|Apu}} Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look.
-:'''Moe''': "C'mon!"
+{{qf|Moe}} C'mon!
 {{Season 13|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Sweetest Apu/Quotes}}