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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Springfield Job
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Homer]], [[Aristotle Amadopolis]], [[#Heisters|Heisters]], [[Apu]]
|optional = [[Mr. Burns]]
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''The Springfield Job''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers! Why is it so quiet in here?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Because mute is the default option in [[2018]].}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Enough of your meta-humor. I mean, the core is obviously melting down! Where are the alarms?!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Simpson must've turned off the alarms to help him focus on stopping the meltdown.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Meltdown? I thought that was an alarm clock trying to wake me up from my nap.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Pull Levers to Stop a Meltdown|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Stopped the meltdown. The forty-ninth lever was the charm.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wonder what pulling the first forty-eight levers did.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|What idiot activated the waste sludge dumper? It filled my Mercedes with radioactive mud!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Aristotle Amadopolis, my fellow nuclear plant owner! What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The usual. Regretting I ever came.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Aristotle Amadopolis]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|Burnsie, I came here with a proposal.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I have a proposal too: stop calling me “Burnsie”.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Speak for yourself. I've committed crimes so terrible they haven't even been invented yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|Then I think you'll enjoy what I have in mind.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Aristotle Amadopolis Propose a Heist|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Burns Agree to a Heist|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Casually Overhear About a Heist|6 seconds|the [[Control Building]] or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|So we are agreed. We each put together a team of criminals and try to be the first to rob the Museum of Super Fine Arts in Little Italy.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|Whoever gets the loot first is the winner of our little contest.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal “accident”.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why would that happen?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm putting Homer Simpson on my team. That pretty much guarantees someone will get hurt.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, can you keep a secret?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|If you haven't figured that out by now, there's no point in me telling you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I knew I could trust you. Mr. Burns wants me to help him do a heist. Should I do it?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Sure. If there's one thing I know about crime, it's that the big fish get caught and the little fish get away.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, it's a contest between two teams put together by a withered skinbag and a Greek playboy. What could go wrong?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Practice Heisting|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Aristotle Amadopolis Hire Goons|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|Listen up, you Calabresi mobsters, if you want in on this job.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|It's a simple art heist. No whacking, no kisses of death, and no going to the mattresses.}}
{{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What if we're sleepy?}}
{{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon}}
{{TB|Shut up, idiota! Don't worry, Mr. A. We'll play nice.}}
{{Tapped Out Primo Icon}}
{{TB|Until the job is over. But then we have a bone to pick with Fat Tony and his gang!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Okay, mobsters. What's the plan for the heist?}}
{{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|Woah, slow down. We have to get in the stealing mood, with a practice extra-legal side gig.}}
{{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon}}
{{TB|Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's.}}
{{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon}}
{{TB|They don't care what truck your stuff “fell off”, they'll buy it.}}
{{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon}}
{{TB|And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Heisters Plan Heists|4 hours|a [[Brown House]], [[Museum of Super Fine Arts]], [[Tower of Springfield]], or [[Monte Burns' Resort Casino]]|4}} {{Task/Build|Build [[Plunderer Pete's]]|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You've assembled quite a team of hoodlums, Aristotle, but I'll still beat you to robbing that museum.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I've hired the most depraved scoundrels in Springfield for my team.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|The barflies at Moe's tavern.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|100}}/{{CrownlessJ|100}}/{{MBCC|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Justice Agent Icon}}
{{TB|Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is “Little Italy” and all other “Little Tourist Traps”.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Relax. Perhaps a crime wave in a nearby town will draw them away.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Burns Pay Small Time Thieves to Jump Town|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}} {{Task|Tap Justice Agents in Springfield|10}} {{Task|Send Crooks to Other Springfields|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|100}}/{{CrownlessJ|100}}/{{MBCC|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why did I agree to be in on this heist? The only safe-cracking I know about is telling politically correct jokes to my wife.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Have you thought about beating the safe door with one of your hot dogs?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|I want to open the safe, not reduce it to rubble.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}} {{Task|Place [[Gondola]] in Bonus Area}} {{Task|Place Any [[Grand Canal]] in Bonus Area}} {{Task|Reach 1.00% Bonus}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing “Volaré” has totally chilled me out.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Or even more challenging, the safe at the Kwik-E-Mart where they keep the twenty-dollar bills.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|100}}/{{CrownlessJ|100}}/{{MBCC|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Recruits, all good heists need an elaborate plan, which Smithers here is preparing.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Once again, I have to protest being made an accessory to a crime.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And I protest you being a namby-pamby poo-head. Now get on with it!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. Now, before we do anything we have to stake out the target.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Mmm, steak out.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Heisters Plan Heists|4 hours|a [[Brown House]], [[Museum of Super Fine Arts]], [[Tower of Springfield]], or [[Monte Burns' Resort Casino]]|4}} {{Task|Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Museum of Super Fine Arts}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers! We must make our move to rob the museum tonight.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But the team hasn't memorized the plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: “The Plan”.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, you must have some spies.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, he just called me up and said “Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow”.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock Act 1 Finale}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And I you. Does this mean our contest is over?}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|No! We will try a heist in a new location. One far from Little Italy and its fattening calzones.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Heisters ==
"Heisters" include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moe]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Smithers]], [[Snake]], [[Aristotle Amadopolis]], [[Primo]], [[Ruth Powers]], [[Molloy]], [[Johnny Tightlips]], [[Sven Golly]], [[Wheels McGrath]], [[Dante Calabresi Sr.]], [[Dante Calabresi Jr.]], and [[Pope]]
}}}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the film ''{{W|The Italian Job}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Springfield Jobs}}

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 {{TB|You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Aristotle Amadopolis]], [[#Heisters|Heisters]], [[Apu]]
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 {{TB|Burnsie, I came here with a proposal.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|I have a proposal too: stop calling me “Burnsie”.}}
+{{TB|I have a proposal too: stop calling me "Burnsie".}}
 {{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
 {{TB|Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it.}}
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 {{TB|And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
-{{TB|Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal “accident”.}}
+{{TB|Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal "accident".}}
 {{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Why would that happen?}}
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 {{TB|Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon}}
-{{TB|They don't care what truck your stuff “fell off”, they'll buy it.}}
+{{TB|They don't care what truck your stuff "fell off", they'll buy it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon}}
 {{TB|And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it.}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Justice Agent Icon}}
-{{TB|Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is “Little Italy” and all other “Little Tourist Traps”.}}
+{{TB|Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is "Little Italy" and all other "Little Tourist Traps".}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts.}}
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Gondola]] in Bonus Area}}<br>{{Task|Place Any [[Grand Canal]] in Bonus Area}}<br>{{Task|Reach 1.00% Bonus}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
-{{TB|Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing “Volaré” has totally chilled me out.}}
+{{TB|Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing "Volaré" has totally chilled me out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox!}}
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 {{TB|But the team hasn't memorized the plan.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: “The Plan”.}}
+{{TB|We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: "The Plan".}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow.}}
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 {{TB|Wow, you must have some spies.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|No, he just called me up and said “Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow”.}}
+{{TB|No, he just called me up and said "Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow".}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Unlock Act 1 Finale}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
-{{TB|Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you…}}
+{{TB|Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|And I you. Does this mean our contest is over?}}

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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 {{TB|Mmm, steak out.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Heisters Plan Heists|4 hours|a [[Brown House]], [[Museum of Super Fine Arts]], [[Tower of Springfield]], or [[Monte Burns' Resort Casino]]|4}}<br>{{Task|Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Museum of Super Fine Arts}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Heisters Plan Heists|4 hours|[[Museum of Super Fine Arts]], [[Tower of Springfield]], or [[Monte Burns' Resort Casino]]|4}}<br>{{Task|Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Museum of Super Fine Arts}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{PictureoP|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}