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SolarBot at 20:12, August 27, 2012

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SolarBot: replaced: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) → El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer

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 {{qf|Mr Burns}} Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
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-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
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 {{qf|[[Mulder]]}} Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

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 {{qf|Mulder}} I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
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-{{qf|Homer}} I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty.  And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode!  I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down."
+{{qf|Homer}} I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down."
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} So, another Friday is upon us.  What will you be doing, Smithers?  Something gay, no doubt!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
-{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Wha...?  What?!
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Wha...? What?!
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} You know.  Light-hearted, fancy-free.  "Mothers, lock up your daughters!  Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]''
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]''
 {{qf|Smithers}} Exactly sir! ''[laughs nervously]''
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 {{qf|Jasper}} ...Little help?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Well, it's 1 AM.  Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, it's 1 AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, it's 2 AM.  What happened?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, it's 2 AM. What happened?
-{{qf|Homer}} It was an alien, Marge!  It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
+{{qf|Homer}} It was an alien, Marge! It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
 {{qf|Marge}} Have you been drinking?
 {{qf|Homer}} No! ''[pause]'' Well, ten beers.
 ----
 :''[Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]''
-{{qf|Moulder}} Wait a minute, Scully.  What's the point of this test?
+{{qf|Moulder}} Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
-{{qf|Scully}} No point.  I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
+{{qf|Scully}} No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
 {{qf|Mulder}} His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
-{{qf|Scully}} ''[in a trance]'' Yes.  It's like a lava lamp.
+{{qf|Scully}} ''[in a trance]'' Yes. It's like a lava lamp.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Please!  Don't hurt me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Please! Don't hurt me!
 {{qf|[[Burns' alien|Alien]]}} ''[Gentle voice]'' Don't be afraid.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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 {{qf|Homer}} I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Maybe you just dreamed it.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah?  Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo.  Explain that!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that!
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[Serves him]'' More sausage?
 :''[Homer starts drooling.]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
 {{qf|Homer}} So?
-{{qf|Lisa}} It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs.  Oh, and you, Dad. ''[nervous laugh]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, Dad. ''[nervous laugh]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Springfield Files/Quotes}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson}}
-:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[telling a scary story]'' ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[telling a scary story]'' ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': La la, la la la la ''[skips off into the woods]''
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} La la, la la la la ''[skips off into the woods]''
-:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
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-:'''Mr Burns''': Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
+{{qf|Mr Burns}} Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
-:'''Dr Nick''': Time for a booster! ''(Jabs needle in Burns)''
+{{qf|Dr Nick}} Time for a booster! ''[Jabs needle in Burns]''
-:'''Mr Burns''': Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
+{{qf|Mr Burns}} Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
 ----
-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
 ----
-:'''[[Mulder]]''': Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
+{{qf|[[Mulder]]}} Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
-:'''[[Scully]]''': Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
+{{qf|[[Scully]]}} Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
-:'''Mulder''': I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
+{{qf|Mulder}} I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty.  And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode!  I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down."
+{{qf|Homer}} I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty.  And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode!  I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down."
 ----
-:'''Mr. Burns''': So, another Friday is upon us.  What will you be doing, Smithers?  Something gay, no doubt!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} So, another Friday is upon us.  What will you be doing, Smithers?  Something gay, no doubt!
-:'''[[Smithers]]''': Wha...?  What?!
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Wha...?  What?!
-:'''Mr. Burns''': You know.  Light-hearted, fancy-free.  "Mothers, lock up your daughters!  Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]''
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} You know.  Light-hearted, fancy-free.  "Mothers, lock up your daughters!  Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]''
-:'''Smithers''': Exactly sir! ''[laughs nervously]''
+{{qf|Smithers}} Exactly sir! ''[laughs nervously]''
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-:'''[[Jasper]]''': Thank God it's Wednesday. ''[swallows pills]''
+{{qf|[[Jasper]]}} Thank God it's Wednesday. ''[swallows pills]''
-:'''[[Mrs. Glick]]''': It's Friday.
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Glick]]}} It's Friday.
-:'''Jasper''': Uh-oh. Wrong pills.
+{{qf|Jasper}} Uh-oh. Wrong pills.
 :''[Hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on.]''
-:'''Jasper''': ...Little help?
+{{qf|Jasper}} ...Little help?
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Well, it's 1 AM.  Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, it's 1 AM.  Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, it's 2 AM.  What happened?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, it's 2 AM.  What happened?
-:'''Homer''': It was an alien, Marge!  It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
+{{qf|Homer}} It was an alien, Marge!  It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
-:'''Marge''': Have you been drinking?
+{{qf|Marge}} Have you been drinking?
-:'''Homer''': No! ''[pause]'' Well, ten beers.
+{{qf|Homer}} No! ''[pause]'' Well, ten beers.
 ----
 :''[Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]''
-:'''Moulder''': Wait a minute, Scully.  What's the point of this test?
+{{qf|Moulder}} Wait a minute, Scully.  What's the point of this test?
-:'''Scully''': No point.  I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
+{{qf|Scully}} No point.  I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
-:'''Mulder''': His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
+{{qf|Mulder}} His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
-:'''Scully''': ''[in a trance]'' Yes.  It's like a lava lamp.
+{{qf|Scully}} ''[in a trance]'' Yes.  It's like a lava lamp.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Please!  Don't hurt me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Please!  Don't hurt me!
-:'''[[Burns' alien|Alien]]''': ''[Gentle voice]'' Don't be afraid.
+{{qf|[[Burns' alien|Alien]]}} ''[Gentle voice]'' Don't be afraid.
-:'''Homer''': Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
+{{qf|Homer}} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
 :''[Begins running through the field of grass, creating a handwritten writing of "Yahhh!" in the grass.]''
 ----
-:'''Homer''': I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Maybe you just dreamed it.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Maybe you just dreamed it.
-:'''Homer''': Oh yeah?  Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo.  Explain that!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah?  Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo.  Explain that!
-:'''Marge''': ''[Serves him]'' More sausage?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[Serves him]'' More sausage?
 :''[Homer starts drooling.]''
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
-:'''Homer''': So?
+{{qf|Homer}} So?
-:'''Lisa''': It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs.  Oh, and you, Dad. ''[nervous laugh]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs.  Oh, and you, Dad. ''[nervous laugh]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Springfield Files/Quotes}}

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 :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
 ----
-:'''Mulder''': Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
+:'''[[Mulder]]''': Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
-:'''Scully''': Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
+:'''[[Scully]]''': Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
 :'''Mulder''': I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
 ----
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': So, another Friday is upon us.  What will you be doing, Smithers?  Something gay, no doubt!
-:'''Smithers''': Wha...?  What?!
+:'''[[Smithers]]''': Wha...?  What?!
 :'''Mr. Burns''': You know.  Light-hearted, fancy-free.  "Mothers, lock up your daughters!  Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]''
 :'''Smithers''': Exactly sir! ''[laughs nervously]''
@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 :'''[[Mrs. Glick]]''': It's Friday.
 :'''Jasper''': Uh-oh. Wrong pills.
-:::''[hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on]''
+:''[Hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on.]''
-:::...Little help?
+:'''Jasper''': ...Little help?
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-:'''Homer''': Well, it's 1am.  Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
+:'''Homer''': Well, it's 1 AM.  Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
 ----
-:'''Marge''': Homer, it's 2 am.  What happened?
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, it's 2 AM.  What happened?
 :'''Homer''': It was an alien, Marge!  It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
 :'''Marge''': Have you been drinking?
-:'''Homer''': No!
+:'''Homer''': No! ''[pause]'' Well, ten beers.
 ----
 :''[Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]''
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 :'''Scully''': No point.  I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
 :'''Mulder''': His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
-:'''Scully''': ''[In a trance]'' Yes.  It's like a lava lamp.
+:'''Scully''': ''[in a trance]'' Yes.  It's like a lava lamp.
 ----
 :'''Homer''': Please!  Don't hurt me!
 :'''[[Burns' alien|Alien]]''': ''[Gentle voice]'' Don't be afraid.
 :'''Homer''': Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
-:::''[begins running through the field of grass, creating a handwritten writing of "Yahhh!" in the grass]''
+:''[Begins running through the field of grass, creating a handwritten writing of "Yahhh!" in the grass.]''
 ----
 :'''Homer''': I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
-:'''Lisa''': Maybe you just dreamed it.
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': Maybe you just dreamed it.
 :'''Homer''': Oh yeah?  Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo.  Explain that!
 :'''Marge''': ''[Serves him]'' More sausage?
-:::''[Homer starts drooling]''
+:''[Homer starts drooling.]''
 ----
 :'''Lisa''': Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
 :'''Homer''': So?
 :'''Lisa''': It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs.  Oh, and you, Dad. ''[nervous laugh]''
 {{Season 8|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Springfield Files/Quotes}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson}}
-:'''[[Bart]]''': ''(telling a scary story)'' ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
+:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[telling a scary story]'' ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
 :'''[[Homer]]''': No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': La la, la la la la ''(skips off into the woods)''
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': La la, la la la la ''[skips off into the woods]''
 :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
 ----
 :'''Mr Burns''': Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
 :'''Dr Nick''': Time for a booster! ''(Jabs needle in Burns)''
-:'''Mr Burns''' ''(in happy state)'': Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
+:'''Mr Burns''': Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
 ----
 :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.