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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Pretty Whittle Liar|My Octopus and a Teacher}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} I can&#039;t believe they&#039;re using a jazz legend to sell lottery tickets. {{qf|[[Bart]...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Pretty Whittle Liar|My Octopus and a Teacher}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't believe they're using a jazz legend to sell lottery tickets.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why do you hate the lottery? It's my retirement plan.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} Oh, lighten up, Lisa. As [[Jesus]] said, &quot;You've got to play to win.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} He didn't say that.<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} After he turned water into wine, he said a lot of stuff that he didn't remember in the morning.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Let me tell you something, people. One more number, and I'm a winner. If it happens, that's the last you'll see of me. I despise this town, especially the death-stalking ghouls who watch local news. And the last number is... 62. I lost. In other news, Kent Brockman's &quot;Hooray for Springfield!&quot; airs tomorrow at 8:00. Oh, I love this town.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa, if you ever listen to one thing I say, it's this: don't try to save anyone or anything. Please, please, do not waste your time chasing lost causes. The environment? It's over. Democracy? Hanging by a thread. Broadcast television? Only losers still watch that. So promise me you won't waste time on this jazz dealy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bleeding Gums Murphy]]}} Don't worry, Lisa. To me, you're perfect.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I am?<br /> {{qf|Bleeding Gums Murphy}} Yes. But I'm just an image created by your mind, so I say what you want.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Sorry, I'm too sad. I can barely play the soulless sounds of [[Kenny G]].<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No one likes Kenny G. That's why they killed Kenny A through F.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Uh, how are you paying for this appointment?<br /> {{qf|Bleeding Gums Murphy}} With this.<br /> {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Looks like about $16.<br /> {{qf|Bleeding Gums Murphy}} Yeah. I had a good month.<br /> :''[in the present]''<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Wow. That must be when your father wrote &quot;Sixteen Bucks Just Ain't Enough.&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I was destined to find you. My new mission in life is to make you happy. You're my new cause.<br /> {{qf|[[Monk Murphy]]}} Hold up. I'm not anybody's cause. I enjoy who I am. I love my community. And, you know, sometimes I like turning off annoying sounds by just closing my eyes. Oh, yes. I hate annoying noises.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Etta Pryor]]}} Monk Murphy? Your dad used to bring you here when you was just a baby. You know, I wrote so many songs about you. Like, uh, um, um, &quot;Please Change the Baby's Diaper.&quot; &quot;That Baby Spit Up on My Good Dress.&quot; And &quot;Who Brings a Baby to a Jazz Club?&quot; Now, that was a smash hit.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Treasured Artists Publishing]] owner}} Look, before I can even talk to you, sign this. Please.<br /> :''[Monk signs it]''<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Why'd you do that?<br /> {{qf|Monk Murphy}} All I got was &quot;please.&quot; That mustache makes his lips hard to read.<br /> {{qf|Treasured Artists Publishing owner}} Ah, thanks. I work hard on not having readable lips. Or handwriting. Or fingerprints.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Monk Murphy}} I'm happy. Let me rephrase that. I was happy until a little girl came and told me I wasn't. Please, stop helping me.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No, no, no, no, no. Give me one more chance.<br /> {{qf|Monk Murphy}} Read my lips. Nope.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Is this where Monk Murphy works?<br /> {{qf|[[The Sky's the Limit employee]]}} Yes. He's directing a production of ''Richard III''. I believe it's the first time an eight-year-old deaf girl has played that role.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Wow. I am so there.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Monk Murphy}} Awesome. And guess what? I'm getting the implant.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} That's wonderful. How did you get the money?<br /> {{qf|Monk Murphy}} I finished ninth in the lottery. &quot;Get in it to win it, it just takes a minute.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Ugh. Forget I asked.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} This is gonna be so great. I've picked something very special for the first sounds you'll ever hear. ''[looks at record]'' Screw you, Bart!<br /> {{qf|Monk Murphy}} &quot;Screw you, Bart&quot;? I heard that. Wow. Beautiful.<br /> <br /> {{Season 33|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Sound of Bleeding Gums/Quotes, The}}</div>

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