The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album - Revision history

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 === Marge and Homer's childhood ===
 [[File:Bruce Udelhofen.png|200px|thumb|[[Marge]]'s first boyfriend, [[Bruce Udelhofen]]]]
-The first part focuses on Marge Bouvier's childhood and youth, her family's eccentric past, childhood memories with her sisters [[Patty]] and [[Selma]], and milestones like her first book, ''[[The Fuzzy Li'l Gnome]]''. Later, it shows her teenage years: family road trips to the [[World's Largest Tire]], creative photography attempts, and the day she straightened her hair at age 13. There’s also her first boyfriend, [[Bruce Udelhofen]], and her award-winning dramatic performance at [[Springfield High School]], where she lost to [[Artie Ziff]].
+The first part focuses on Marge Bouvier's childhood and youth, her family's eccentric past, childhood memories with her sisters [[Patty]] and [[Selma]], and milestones like her first book, ''[[The Fuzzy Li'l Gnome]]''. Later, it shows her teenage years: family road trips to the [[World's Largest Tire]], creative photography attempts, and the day she straightened her hair at age 13. There's also her first boyfriend, [[Bruce Udelhofen]], and her award-winning dramatic performance at [[Springfield High School]], where she lost to [[Artie Ziff]].
 The following pages turn to Homer's side of the story, beginning with [[Abe]]'s army days, his wedding to [[Mona Simpson]], and Abe's first-ever letter of complaint, directed to the ''[[Springfield Shopper]]''. Baby Homer appears as a chubby infant and "Grandpa's 7,587th oyster". Following that, Homer's rough school years are showcased: poor grades, lazy excuses from Abe, and his aversion to military school. There's also a glimpse of Homer's childhood friend [[Barney Gumble]], and an early woodshop project where he never finished carving his initials.
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 === Early days of Bart and Lisa ===
-Next, the pages show Marge discovering her pregnancy with [[Bart]], using the [[Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test]]. There's a fake hospital letter humorously asking the Simpsons not to bring Bart back, and congratulatory cards like "It’s a boy!" filled with cartoonish chaos. The following spread includes Bart's baby footprints, a hospital bill marked "FINAL NOTICE", and snapshots of Homer's first gray hair, and Bart's and Lisa's first haircuts.
+Next, the pages show Marge discovering her pregnancy with [[Bart]], using the [[Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test]]. There's a fake hospital letter humorously asking the Simpsons not to bring Bart back, and congratulatory cards like "It's a boy!" filled with cartoonish chaos. The following spread includes Bart's baby footprints, a hospital bill marked "FINAL NOTICE", and snapshots of Homer's first gray hair, and Bart's and Lisa's first haircuts.
 Later pages include Lisa's infancy and intelligence. She's shown spelling "Bart" with blocks, playing music, and getting straight A's in kindergarten. Bart, meanwhile, is depicted with his first black eye and a mischievous streak. There's also a bittersweet touch with a drawing of Lisa's poem for the then recently deceased cat, [[Snowball I]].
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 The Simpson family tree can be found on the inside of the front cover, while the [[Bouvier family]] appears on the inside of the back cover. An interesting note is that [[Charles Montgomery Burns]] is included in the Simpson tree as [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa's]] fourth cousin via marriage. Homer is descended from Scandinavians and American Indians, which was even mentioned in the episode "[[Little Big Girl]]", while Marge is descended from the French. Another interesting note is that despite [[Amos Graycomb]] and [[Moselle Stemple]] marrying and having four children together, they are in fact second cousins.
-In the family trees below, each character’s portrait links to their corresponding article.
+In the family trees below, each character's portrait links to their corresponding article.
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 === Family trees ===
 The Simpson family tree can be found on the inside of the front cover, while the [[Bouvier family]] appears on the inside of the back cover. An interesting note is that [[Charles Montgomery Burns]] is included in the Simpson tree as [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa's]] fourth cousin via marriage. Homer is descended from Scandinavians and American Indians, which was even mentioned in the episode "[[Little Big Girl]]", while Marge is descended from the French. Another interesting note is that despite [[Amos Graycomb]] and [[Moselle Stemple]] marrying and having four children together, they are in fact second cousins.
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-'''''The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album''''' (ISBN 0-06-096582-7) is a book, written by [[Matt Groening]], that mimics a family album that the [[Simpson family]] would have. Among the things it reveals is the birth date of [[Bart Simpson]], as well as the family trees of the [[Bouvier family|Bouvier]] and Simpson families. Despite the fact that these family trees have never been directly contradicted in the show their canonicity is still unknown.
+'''''The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album''''' (ISBN 0-06-096582-7) is a 1991 book, written by [[Matt Groening]], that mimics a family album that the [[Simpson family]] would have. Among the things it reveals is the birth date of [[Bart Simpson]], as well as the family trees of the [[Bouvier family|Bouvier]] and Simpson families. Despite the fact that these family trees have never been directly contradicted in the show, their canonicity is still unknown.
-The Simpson tree can be found on the inside of the front cover, while the Bouvier family appears on the inside of the back cover. An interesting note is that [[Charles Montgomery Burns]] is included in the Simpson tree as [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa's]] fourth cousin via marriage. Homer is descended from Scandinavians and American Indians, which was even mentioned in the episode "[[Little Big Girl]]", while Marge is descended from the French. Another interesting note is that despite [[Amos Graycomb]] and [[Moselle Stemple]] marrying and having four children together, they are in fact second cousins.
+== Contents ==
-The album is narrated by Marge. It begins with photographs and memorabilia from the ancestors of the two families, and then progresses with baby photos of Homer and Marge, and then profiles them as they grow up and fall in love. Finally it shows photographs and memorabilia from Bart's, Lisa's and Maggie's childhoods.
+=== Marge and Homer's childhood ===
-== Alternate versions ==
+The following pages turn to Homer's side of the story, beginning with [[Abe]]'s army days, his wedding to [[Mona Simpson]], and Abe's first-ever letter of complaint, directed to the ''[[Springfield Shopper]]''. Baby Homer appears as a chubby infant and "Grandpa's 7,587th oyster". Following that, Homer's rough school years are showcased: poor grades, lazy excuses from Abe, and his aversion to military school. There's also a glimpse of Homer's childhood friend [[Barney Gumble]], and an early woodshop project where he never finished carving his initials.
-There are two different versions of ''The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album''. One release has a picture of Bart on the cover, and another release has Homer on the cover.
-== Family tree ==
+==== Simpson family tree ====
-The full Simpson family tree can be found in the first two pages of the book. In the image below, each character links to its corresponding article:
+In the image below, each character links to its corresponding article:
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 '''''The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album''''' (ISBN 0-06-096582-7) is a book, written by [[Matt Groening]], that mimics a family album that the [[Simpson family]] would have. Among the things it reveals is the birth date of [[Bart Simpson]], as well as the family trees of the [[Bouvier family|Bouvier]] and Simpson families. Despite the fact that these family trees have never been directly contradicted in the show their canonicity is still unknown.
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 The album is narrated by Marge. It begins with photographs and memorabilia from the ancestors of the two families, and then progresses with baby photos of Homer and Marge, and then profiles them as they grow up and fall in love. Finally it shows photographs and memorabilia from Bart's, Lisa's and Maggie's childhoods.
 == Alternate versions ==
 There are two different versions of ''The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album''. One release has a picture of Bart on the cover, and another release has Homer on the cover.
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