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 {{qf|Marge}} Christian love?
-{{qf|Homer}} No.  Candy! ''[climbs on table]'' Sweet, sweet, candy! ''[the orchestra strikes up the "I Want Candy" tune]'' ''[singing]'' I want candy!
+{{qf|Homer}} No. Candy! ''[climbs on table]'' Sweet, sweet, candy! ''[the orchestra strikes up the "I Want Candy" tune]'' ''[singing]'' I want candy!
 {{qf|Marge}} But don't you want to end world famine?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[singing]'' I want candy!

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 {{qf|Marge}} We're like this all the time! ''[The Simpsons have a pillow fight and Tim Conway sneaks away.]''
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-{{qf|Troy McClure}} That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all? How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here's what's on tap for season nine. ''[McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog]'' ''[mock-spooky]'' Magic powers! ''[McClure cycles through three pictures of [[Selma]] marrying [[Apu]], the [[Bee Guy]], and [[Itchy]]]'' Wedding after wedding after wedding. ''[McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself]'' And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?" ''[cut to a shot of the Simpsons]'' So join America's favorite TV family, ''[an alien appears, floating above the family]'' and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world! Right, Ozmodiar?
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all? How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here's what's on tap for season nine. ''[McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog]'' ''[mock-spooky]'' Magic powers! ''[McClure cycles through three pictures of [[Selma]] marrying [[Apu]], the [[Bumblebee Man]], and [[Itchy]]]'' Wedding after wedding after wedding. ''[McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself]'' And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?" ''[cut to a shot of the Simpsons]'' So join America's favorite TV family, ''[an alien appears, floating above the family]'' and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world! Right, Ozmodiar?
 {{qf|[[Ozmodiar]]}} Damn straight, Troy my man!
 {{qf|Troy McClure and Ozmodiar}} Goodnight, America!

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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!" featuring [[the Waylon Smithers Dancers]]... ''[dancers dance onstage]'' and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players... ''[their photo spins onscreen]'' and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word, "cancelled," the Simpsons!
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-:''[["The Simpsons' Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Theme Song]]''
+:''[[The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme]]''
 {{qf|Family}} ''[singing]'' Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family... Simpson! Roll Call!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Remember me, my name is Marge, ''[strokes hair]'' The TV mom whose hair is large! ''[holds up Maggie, who sucks her pacifier twice]''

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 {{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. ''[begins walking]'' You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix." I'm here at the [[Museum of TV and Television]] with a real treat for "Simpsons" fans because tonight we present, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase!"
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-{{qf|Troy McClure}} 35 shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. ''[presents a schedule chart that's actually more holes than lineup]'' That's a pretty daunting task -- and the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three "Simpsons" spinoffs, transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations. First up, a gritty crime drama starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum. Keep at least one eye open because his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck. Let's us wish him luck too. Good luck, Wiggum! ''[salutes]''
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} 35 shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. ''[presents a schedule chart that's actually more holes than lineup]'' That's a pretty daunting task—and the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three "Simpsons" spinoffs, transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations. First up, a gritty crime drama starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum. Keep at least one eye open because his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck. Let's us wish him luck too. Good luck, Wiggum! ''[salutes]''
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Ah, [[New Orleans]]. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy.
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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} "Big Daddy", eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes with Chief Wiggum, P. I. again. Which I sincerely doubt he will.
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-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Big Daddy's trademark calling card—it's right here inside the skull.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[shakes the card out of the skull]'' Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy. And this time, it's personal.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dad is that really you?
-{{qf|Grampa}} Darn tootin' you lousy creep! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table. What kind of a son …
+{{qf|Grampa}} Darn tootin' you lousy creep! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table. What kind of a son ...
 :''[Homer pulls the love tester's plug.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} (leaving) Call me when you get a karaoke machine.
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!" featuring [[the Waylon Smithers Dancers]]... ''[dancers dance onstage]'' and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players... ''[their photo spins onscreen]'' and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word, "cancelled," the Simpsons!
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-:''["The Simpsons' Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Theme Song]]''
+:''[["The Simpsons' Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Theme Song]]''
 {{qf|Family}} ''[singing]'' Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family... Simpson! Roll Call!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Remember me, my name is Marge, ''[strokes hair]'' The TV mom whose hair is large! ''[holds up Maggie, who sucks her pacifier twice]''

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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[up the phone]'' Who is this?
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension.
-{{qf|Big Daddy}} Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, hear? The name's Daddy, Charles Daddy.
+{{qf|[[Big Daddy]]}} Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, hear? The name's Daddy, Charles Daddy.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy?
 {{qf|Big Daddy}} Ah, the boy is fine...so far. I taught him to play the spoons. ''[Ralph blissfully tries to play the spoons with his nose]'' If you ever want to see that boy again, I suggest you leave town today, hear? ''[hangs up]''
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 {{qf|Ralph}} Look, Big Daddy, it's regular daddy.
-{{qf|[[Big Daddy]]}} The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. ''[fans himself with his hat]'' Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.
+{{qf|Big Daddy}} The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. ''[fans himself with his hat]'' Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.
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 {{qf|Big Daddy}} Welcome to my maison, Chief. I've been expecting you.
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 {{qf|Big Daddy}} You know, boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, blah! ''[throws Ralph at Wiggum and Skinner]''
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-'''Principal Skinner:''' ''[about Big Daddy]'' He's gradually getting away, Chief.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[about Big Daddy]'' He's gradually getting away, Chief.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.
 {{qf|Ralph}} Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.
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 {{qf|Moe}} You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully. You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and refreshing.
-{{qf|Betty}} So Moe, tell me a little about yourself.
+{{qf|[[Betty]]}} So Moe, tell me a little about yourself.
 {{qf|Moe}} Myself? Uh, uh, Geez. Um, I gotta go to the can again.
 {{qf|Betty}} Eh?
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 :''[A few seconds later.]''
 {{qf|Moe}} You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met! ''[pounds on Grampa]''
-{{qf|[[Betty]]}} ''[walks in]'' What is going on in here?
+{{qf|Betty}} ''[walks in]'' What is going on in here?
 {{qf|Moe}} Um, uh, oh, oh, I might as well come clean with you. I ain't too good at talking to women and I really wanted to do you, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.
 {{qf|Betty}} ''[angry]'' Why, you conniving, devious, monstrous, despicable, ''[impressed]'' sweet little angel!

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 :'''Grampa:''' [sighs] I've suffered so long, why can't I die?
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-:'''Moe:''' You know what's great about you, [[Betty]], is you're letting your looks go gracefully. You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and refreshing.
+:'''Moe:''' You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully. You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and refreshing.
 :'''Betty:''' So Moe, tell me a little about yourself.
 :'''Moe:''' Myself? Uh, uh, Geez. Um, I gotta go to the can again.