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Solar Dragon at 21:50, February 15, 2013

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Will k at 04:18, August 19, 2012

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Nick97: Undo revision 429116 by 86.178.82.65 (talk)

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Undo revision 429116 by 86.178.82.65 (talk)

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, do something!
 {{qf|Homer}} [flipping through the [[Bible]]] But this book doesn't have any answers!
-{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepaaaaaa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!''
+{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, do something!
 {{qf|Homer}} [flipping through the [[Bible]]] But this book doesn't have any answers!
-{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
+{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepaaaaaa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.

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 :[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, do something!
-{{qf|Homer}} [flipping through Bible] But this book doesn't have any answers!
+{{qf|Homer}} [flipping through the [[Bible]]] But this book doesn't have any answers!
 {{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
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-{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!"
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [after seeing Bart naked] I like men now!
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (inside a movie theater) BORING!
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "Dad, we can't see the movie"
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we can't see the movie
-{{qf|Homer}} "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' "[points to audience/viewer]
+{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' [points to audience/viewer]
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 :[The family is late for Church]
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} "I hate being late."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hate being late.
-{{qf|Homer}} "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
+{{qf|Homer}} I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?
-{{qf|Marge}} "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, they can hear you inside!
-{{qf|Homer}} "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
+{{qf|Homer}} Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
-{{qf|Homer}} [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
+{{qf|Homer}} [as he walks down the aisle] How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!
 ----
 :[Grampa in church]
-{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''.
+{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''.
 :[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
-{{qf|Lisa}} "Dad, do something!"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, do something!
-{{qf|Homer}} [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
+{{qf|Homer}} [flipping through Bible] But this book doesn't have any answers!
-{{qf|Grampa}} "Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
+{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
 ----
-{{qf|Lisa}} "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
+{{qf|Lisa}} Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.
-{{qf|Milhouse}} "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!
-{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
+{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} [threatening to beat up Milhouse] Say Global Warming is a myth!
-{{qf|Milhouse}} "It's a myth, further study is needed!"
+{{qf|Milhouse}} It's a myth, further study is needed!
 :[Nelson punches Milhouse]
-{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]
+{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} That's for selling out your beliefs. [runs off]
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-{{qf|Marge Simpson}} "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
+{{qf|Marge Simpson}} A thousand eyes... what could that be?
-{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
+{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number...
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-{{qf|Homer Simpson}} [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig.
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-{{qf|Homer Simpson}} "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.
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 :[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
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 {{qf|Homer}} '''Fourth base'''.
 {{qf|Bart}} But girls might see my doodle.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?
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 {{qf|Homer}} You can't kill [[Plopper|him]] if he's wearing people clothes!'''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
-{{qf|Bart: '''How naked?
+{{qf|Bart}} '''How naked?'''
-{{qf|Homer: '''Fourth base.
+{{qf|Homer}} '''Fourth base'''.
 {{qf|Bart}} But girls might see my doodle.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?

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 :'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': "I like men now!"
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 :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
 :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': "Dad, we can't see the movie"
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 :[The family is late for Church]
 :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "I hate being late."
-:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"
+:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
 :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
 :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
-:'''Homer''': "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
+:'''Homer''': [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
 ----
 :[Grampa in church]
-:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''TRAPPED FOREVER''.
+:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''.
 :[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
-:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': "Dad, do something!"
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, do something!"
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
+:'''[[Homer]]''': [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
-:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa Simpson]]''': "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!
+:'''[[Grampa]]''': "Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
 ----
 :'''Lisa:''' "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
-:'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]:''' "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
 :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
-:'''Milhouse:''' "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"
+:'''Milhouse:''' "It's a myth, further study is needed!"
 :[Nelson punches Milhouse]
@@ Line 44: / Line 50: @@
 :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
 :'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
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-:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."... He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.
+:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
 :[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
-''':DDDDD'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMEEEEE!'''
+:'''Homer''': D'oooooooooohhhmmme!
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 :'''Homer''': [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
 :'''Mob''': [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
-:'''Homer''': D'... [is killed]
+:'''Homer''': D'oh...
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 :'''Bart''': [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
 :'''[[Russ Cargill|Cargill]]''': What treasure?!
 :'''Bart''': The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
 :'''Cargill''': I'm a weiner?
-''Homer and Bart laugh and cry "Classic!" Russ comments "Leave em laughing but is killed by Maggie prompting Homer to say "Maggie. What a great little accident YOU turned out to be!"''
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 :'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
 :'''Bart: '''How naked?
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 :'''Homer:''' You can't kill [[Plopper|him]] if he's wearing people clothes!'''