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HomerGriffin at 20:52, May 24, 2020

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 :'''Cleveland:''' You know why they got us sitting next to each other.
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Uh, ' cause we're the two funniest guys in our towns?
+:'''[[Carl]]:''' Uh, 'cause we're the two funniest guys in our towns?
 :'''Cleveland:''' Damn right. ''[fist bump]''
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 :'''Quagmire:''' I don't think we're that similar.
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-:'''Cleveland:''' You know why they paired us?
+:'''Cleveland:''' You know why they got us sitting next to each other.
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Because we're the two funniest guys in our towns!
+:'''[[Carl]]:''' Uh, ' cause we're the two funniest guys in our towns?
-:'''Cleveland:''' Damn right! ''[fist bump]''
+:'''Cleveland:''' Damn right. ''[fist bump]''
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 :'''Quahog {{Ch|James Woods}}:''' You lived in Springfield?
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 :'''Homer:''' That's your son!
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-:'''Homer:''' Hey, knock it off! There's a kid back there!
+:'''Homer:''' ''[to Peter]'' Hey, knock it off! There's a kid back there!
 :'''[[Ralph]]:''' Heh, heh, I'm in danger.
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	:'''[[Chris Griffin\|Chris]]:''' Yay! A crossover always brings out the best in each show! It certainly doesn't smack of desperation. The priorities are always creative and not driven by marketing...		:'''[[Chris Griffin\|Chris]]:''' Yay! A crossover always brings out the best in each show! It certainly doesn't smack of desperation. The priorities are always creative and not driven by marketing...

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 :'''Peter:''' Homer, maybe we're doing this wrong.
 :''[They then observe a woman putting the fuel dispenser into the rear of her car]''
-:'''Peter:''' O,h crap.
+:'''Peter:''' Oh crap.
 :''[The pair pull down their pants and the scene is cut directly to an adult store in [[Germany]] called [[Video Erötich]]]''
 :'''[[Video Erötich customer]]:''' Haben sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump? ''[Rough English translation: "Have you got Homer and Peter with a Chevron pump?"]

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 :'''Brian:''' I can't imagine we're allowed to say.
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-:'''[[Peter Griffin|Peter]]:''' ''[to [[Apu]]'' Hello, funny sounding [[Cleveland Brown|Cleveland]].
+:'''[[Peter Griffin|Peter]]:''' ''[to [[Apu]]]'' Hello, funny sounding [[Cleveland Brown|Cleveland]].
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 :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[offscreen]'' I'll pay for their [[donut]]s.

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 :'''Brian:''' I can't imagine we're allowed to say.
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-:'''[[Peter Griffin|Peter]]:''' ''[to [[Apu]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' Hello, funny sounding [[Cleveland Brown|Cleveland]].
+:'''[[Peter Griffin|Peter]]:''' ''[to [[Apu]]'' Hello, funny sounding [[Cleveland Brown|Cleveland]].
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 :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[offscreen]'' I'll pay for their [[donut]]s.
 :''[A man who look likes Homer steps out from a dark corner of the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]]''
-:'''[[Lois Griffin|Lois]]:''' Thank you so much sir.
+:'''[[Lois Griffin|Lois]]:''' Thank you so much, sir.
 :'''[[Homer look-alike]]:''' For what? I didn't say anything.
 :'''Lois:''' Oh.
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 :'''Cleveland:''' No, no, no, no, no, no!
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-:'''Homer:''' Alright Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we're gonna think like a car so let's fill up at that gas station.
+:'''Homer:''' Alright, Peter. If we're gonna find your car, we're gonna think like a car, so let's fill up at that gas station.
 :''[Both Homer and Peter gulp down gasoline from the pumps]''
 :'''Peter:''' I feel sick.
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 :'''Peter:''' Homer, maybe we're doing this wrong.
 :''[They then observe a woman putting the fuel dispenser into the rear of her car]''
-:'''Peter:''' Oh crap.
+:'''Peter:''' O,h crap.
 :''[The pair pull down their pants and the scene is cut directly to an adult store in [[Germany]] called [[Video Erötich]]]''
 :'''[[Video Erötich customer]]:''' Haben sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump? ''[Rough English translation: "Have you got Homer and Peter with a Chevron pump?"]
 :''[Clerk points out shelf of DVDs with Homer and Peter holding a gas pump together called [[Gassensexen]]]''
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 :'''Peter:''' ''[to Lois]'' I'm whispering in court to look smart.
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 :'''[[Kool-Aid Man]]:''' Uh, hey. I'm... I'm in the wrong Springfield.
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-:''[Peter breaks out of Homer's joke hold]''
+:''[Peter breaks out of Homer's choke hold]''
 :'''Peter:''' What the hell? That really hurts!
 :'''Homer:''' No, it doesn't! I do it to my son all the time!

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 :'''[[Lois Griffin|Lois]]:''' Thank you so much sir.
 :'''[[Homer look-alike]]:''' For what? I didn't say anything.
 :'''Homer:''' ''[offscreen]'' It was me.
 :''[The actual Homer Simpson then reveals himself from another dark corner]''

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 :'''[[Peter Griffin|Peter]]:''' ''[to [[Apu]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' Hello, funny sounding [[Cleveland Brown|Cleveland]].
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Apu, a dozen [[donut]]s for our albino visitors.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[offscreen]'' I'll pay for their [[donut]]s.
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 :'''[[Bart]]:''' [[Eat my shorts!]]
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-:'''Peter:''' ''[to [[Lois Griffin|Lois]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' I'm whispering in court to look smart.
+:'''Peter:''' ''[to Lois]'' I'm whispering in court to look smart.
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 :'''[[Glenn Quagmire]]:''' Do you like sex?