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 {{qf|{{Ch|Matt Groening}}}} Get outta my office!! ''[shoots at the camera]''
 :''[back at the studio]''
-{{qf|Troy McClure}} Of course, what Matt meant to say -- according to his attorneys -- is that he couldn't possibly do it alone. And he insisted that we make time to acknowledge the hard work of everyone who makes ''The Simpsons'' possible.
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} Of course, what Matt meant to say—according to his attorneys—is that he couldn't possibly do it alone. And he insisted that we make time to acknowledge the hard work of everyone who makes ''The Simpsons'' possible.
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 {{qf|Troy McClure}} Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the [[Ivory Coast]] writes, "What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant, Smithers? You know what I'm talking about." ''[chuckles]'' Of course we do.
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 {{qf|Smithers}} ''[moans]''
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-{{qf|Troy McClure}} Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable? I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see -- hard-core nudity!
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable? I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see—hard-core nudity!
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-:''[Part of one of the fake endings to "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"]''
+{{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox Network specials as ''[[Alien Nose Job]]'' and ''[[Five Fabulous Weeks of The Chevy Chase Show]]''. Tonight we're here to honor America's favorite non-prehistoric cartoon family. You'll see long-lost footage... never-before-seen material from your favorite episodes... old favorites you can't see in syndication...
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-{{qf|Troy McClure}} Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
+{{qf|Announcer}} In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when [[Maggie]] is scanned?
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-:''[In the short [[World War III]], after Homer pretends it is World War Three as a drill.]''
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} Tonight we'll answer some of your questions. Professor Lawrence Pierce of the University of Chicago writes, "I think Homer gets stupider every year." That's not a question, Professor.
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-{{qf|{{Ch|Matt Groening}}}} ''[notices the cameraman]'' Get outta my office! ''[draws revolver and shoots the camera]''
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} Doctor Linus Irvin of the Sloan-Kettering Memorial Institute writes, "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire ''Simpsons'' episode every week?" For the answer to this, we went straight to the source.
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 {{qf|Troy McClure}} ''[sitting on couch bored]'' HAHAHAHA.
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-{{qf|{{ch|Matt Groening}}}} ''[notices the cameraman]'' Get outta my office! ''[draws revolver and shoots the camera]''
+{{qf|{{Ch|Matt Groening}}}} ''[notices the cameraman]'' Get outta my office! ''[draws revolver and shoots the camera]''
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 :''[Part of one of the fake endings to "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S: "Waylon Smithers".
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S: "Waylon Smithers".
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
-:'''[[Burns]]:''' Not exactly. Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.
+{{qf|[[Burns]]}} Not exactly. Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.
-:'''[[Smithers]]:''' [''howling''] Ohh!
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} ''[''howling'']'' Ohh!
-:'''[[Troy McClure]]:''' But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [''laughs''] And that would be downright nutty.
+{{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. ''[''laughs'']'' And that would be downright nutty.
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-:'''Troy McClure''': Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
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 :''[In the short [[World War III]], after Homer pretends it is World War Three as a drill.]''
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hmm... if that bomb had gone off by now, we'd all be dead meat. ''(sees family shivering)'' What are you shivering about? Is it cold or what?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hmm... if that bomb had gone off by now, we'd all be dead meat. ''[sees family shivering]'' What are you shivering about? Is it cold or what?
-:'''Troy McClure:''' ''(sitting on couch bored)'' HAHAHAHA.
+{{qf|Troy McClure}} ''[sitting on couch bored]'' HAHAHAHA.
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-:'''{{ch|Matt Groening}}''': ''(notices the cameraman)'' Get outta my office! ''(draws revolver and shoots the camera)''
+{{qf|{{ch|Matt Groening}}}} ''[notices the cameraman]'' Get outta my office! ''[draws revolver and shoots the camera]''
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 :'''Troy McClure''': Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
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-'''In the short [[World War Three]], after Homer pretends it is world war three as a drill'''
+'''In the short [[World War III]], after Homer pretends it is World War Three as a drill'''
 :'''Homer:''' Hmm...if that bomb had gone off by now, we'd all be dead meat. ''(sees family shivering)'' What are you shivering about? Is it cold or what?

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