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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Water soup again?
:''[A crow lands on the windowsill. Marge bashes it with her ladle.]''
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now it’s crow soup!
:'''Homer:''' Ooh, I call an eye!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Me too!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Me three!
:'''Marge:''' And Maggie gets the beak.
:''[She then gives Maggie the beak.]''
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:'''[[Jacqueline Bouvier|Jacqueline]]:''' Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
:'''Homer:''' I am not an ogre. My father married an ogre after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.
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:'''Lisa:''' Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.
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:''[Homer pokes his father's spider web, when looking for his mother-in-law's]''
:'''Grampa:''' Son, is that you?
:'''Homer:''' No.
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:'''[[Apu]]:''' Take a peasant, leave a peasant.
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:'''Jacqueline:''' I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.
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:'''Marge:''' How are we going to get over these walls?
:'''[[Treestache]]:''' Walls... ''[Treestaches appear]'' cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.
:'''Homer:''' ''[while picking up an axe]'' We will never forget your sacrifice.
:'''Treestache:''' Sacrifice?
:''[Scene changes. People is building ladders with the Treestache's wood]''
:'''Treestache:''' ''[face on a ladder]'' We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.
:'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Trees can't talk, silly.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mm! Mm! Mm! ''[chuckles]'' Oh, please, forgive us, noble steed. Mm! Mm! Our nostrils are not worthy of your mighty stench. Mm! Mm! Are those new horseshoes? Oh, they look good on you! Mm! Mm! Mm!
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Lousy nobles! We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people-- I'm a nice person.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Lousy nobles! We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people—I'm a nice person.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I told you to lay off feudalism. It's the only system we know. We have no choice about it, and therefore it's the best.
 {{qf|Lisa}} The system is designed to keep us down.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's not true. In a great country like ours, a poor girl can grow up to be anything she wants-- a wife or a harlot and... that's it.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's not true. In a great country like ours, a poor girl can grow up to be anything she wants—a wife or a harlot and... that's it.
 {{qf|[[Jacqueline Bouvier]]}} I wanted to be a harlot, but it's all who you know.
 {{qf|Marge}} It's never too late. Everyone is somebody's weird fetish.
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 {{qf|Jacqueline Bouvier}} I want to die.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[groans]'' Oh, typical! "I want to live, I want to die." Just make up your mind-- they're both terrible.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[groans]'' Oh, typical! "I want to live, I want to die." Just make up your mind—they're both terrible.
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 {{qf|Jacqueline Bouvier}} I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong. Love is a fairy tale!
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 {{qf|Jacqueline Bouvier}} Maybe I was born a peasant, but I'm going out an ice queen.
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-{{qf|Homer}} All is well-- the nobles are defeated, the dragon is dead, and I've got a daughter who can turn lead into gold!
+{{qf|Homer}} All is well—the nobles are defeated, the dragon is dead, and I've got a daughter who can turn lead into gold!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Ooh. Um, actually, I can't anymore. Dragon fire is the source of all magic. And Grandma killed the last one. Everything wondrous and extraordinary about our world is going to fade. But maybe now we can use science to improve our world. With new technologies, we can put an end to poverty and disease. Sure, it'll be hard work, but far more rewarding than waving your hand over a rock to change it into gold. ''[chuckles]'' I mean...
 {{qf|Homer}} Please come back, magic! Live, damn you, live.

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 {{qf|[[Ice Walker]]}} I'm sorry, baby. I know I screwed up. But you got to give me another chance. I love you.
 {{qf|Marge}} She's 900 years younger than you, you pervert.
-{{qf|Icewalker}} I like 'em young, that ain't no crime.
+{{qf|Ice Walker}} I like 'em young, that ain't no crime.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Okay, we just need to come up with a hundred gold pieces. How much do we have in our savings?

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 {{qf|Marge}} It's never too late. Everyone is somebody's weird fetish.
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-{{qf|[[Icewalker]]}} I'm sorry, baby. I know I screwed up. But you got to give me another chance. I love you.
+{{qf|[[Ice Walker]]}} I'm sorry, baby. I know I screwed up. But you got to give me another chance. I love you.
 {{qf|Marge}} She's 900 years younger than you, you pervert.
 {{qf|Icewalker}} I like 'em young, that ain't no crime.

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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Water soup again?
+{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} [[Serfsons House|Your hovel]] got in the way of my horse. Kiss his hooves in apology.
-:''[A crow lands on the windowsill. Marge bashes it with her ladle.]''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mm! Mm! Mm! ''[chuckles]'' Oh, please, forgive us, noble steed. Mm! Mm! Our nostrils are not worthy of your mighty stench. Mm! Mm! Are those new horseshoes? Oh, they look good on you! Mm! Mm! Mm!
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-{{qf|[[Jacqueline Bouvier]]}} Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Lousy nobles! We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people-- I'm a nice person.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.
+{{qf|Homer}} I told you to lay off feudalism. It's the only system we know. We have no choice about it, and therefore it's the best.
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-:''[Homer pokes his father's spider web, when looking for his mother-in-law's]''
+{{qf|[[Icewalker]]}} I'm sorry, baby. I know I screwed up. But you got to give me another chance. I love you.
-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Son, is that you?
+{{qf|Marge}} She's 900 years younger than you, you pervert.
-{{qf|Homer}} No.
+{{qf|Icewalker}} I like 'em young, that ain't no crime.
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-{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Take a peasant, leave a peasant.
+{{qf|Marge}} Okay, we just need to come up with a hundred gold pieces. How much do we have in our savings?
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-{{qf|Jacqueline}} I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer Serfson, you are the most selfish jerk in the entire Tri-Kingdom Area! I should have listened to that witch and married my twin brother, Markery.
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-{{qf|Marge}} How are we going to get over these walls?
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, Lord Montgomery? I've had some unforeseen family medical expenses, and I was wondering, could I get an advance on my salary? Uh, but first, can I have a salary?
-{{qf|[[Treestache]]}} Walls... ''[Treestaches appear]'' cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[while picking up an axe]'' We will never forget your sacrifice.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[groans]'' Hi, Azzlan.
-{{qf|Treestache}} Sacrifice?
+{{qf|[[Azzlan]]}} Marge, my child. I've come to offer solace in this difficult time.
-:''[Scene changes. People is building ladders with the Treestache's wood]''
+{{qf|Marge}} You mean convert me to your religion when I'm at my most vulnerable?
-{{qf|Treestache}} ''[face on a ladder]'' We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.
+{{qf|Azzlan}} Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just here to ask you an important question. Have you heard the news?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Trees can't talk, silly.
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes, yes. I will be saved. Thanks so much for stopping by.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Dogtown|Springfield Splendor}}
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Water soup again?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Water soup again?
 :''[A crow lands on the windowsill. Marge bashes it with her ladle.]''
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now it's crow soup!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now it's crow soup!
-:'''Homer:''' Ooh, I call an eye!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh, I call an eye!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Me too!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Me too!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Me three!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Me three!
-:'''Marge:''' And Maggie gets the beak.
+{{qf|Marge}} And Maggie gets the beak.
 :''[She then gives Maggie the beak.]''
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-:'''[[Jacqueline Bouvier|Jacqueline]]:''' Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
+{{qf|[[Jacqueline Bouvier]]}} Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
-:'''Homer:''' I am not an ogre. My father married an ogre after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.
+{{qf|Homer}} I am not an ogre. My father married an ogre after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.
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-:'''Lisa:''' Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.
 ----
 :''[Homer pokes his father's spider web, when looking for his mother-in-law's]''
-:'''Grampa:''' Son, is that you?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Son, is that you?
-:'''Homer:''' No.
+{{qf|Homer}} No.
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-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Take a peasant, leave a peasant.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Take a peasant, leave a peasant.
 ----
-:'''Jacqueline:''' I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.
+{{qf|Jacqueline}} I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.
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-:'''Marge:''' How are we going to get over these walls?
+{{qf|Marge}} How are we going to get over these walls?
-:'''[[Treestache]]:''' Walls... ''[Treestaches appear]'' cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.
+{{qf|[[Treestache]]}} Walls... ''[Treestaches appear]'' cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[while picking up an axe]'' We will never forget your sacrifice.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[while picking up an axe]'' We will never forget your sacrifice.
-:'''Treestache:''' Sacrifice?
+{{qf|Treestache}} Sacrifice?
 :''[Scene changes. People is building ladders with the Treestache's wood]''
-:'''Treestache:''' ''[face on a ladder]'' We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.
+{{qf|Treestache}} ''[face on a ladder]'' We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Trees can't talk, silly.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Trees can't talk, silly.
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