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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[under her breath]'' Yes!
 {{qf|The Commandant}} Hence, you will be the last class to be subjected to it.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} When do you expect the ringing will stop?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[looking at his watch]'' In about ten to fifteen seconds.
-{{qf|Marge}} I certainly hope ''[the ringing stops]'' so.  ''[realizes she's still yelling]''  Ooh!  ''[puts her hand to her mouth]''
+{{qf|Marge}} I certainly hope ''[the ringing stops]'' so. ''[realizes she's still yelling]'' Ooh! ''[puts her hand to her mouth]''
 {{qf|Marge}} That's better.
 :''[Maggie removes to pacifiers she had been using as earplugs.]''
 {{qf|Marge}}Now about your punishment, young man.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[gets up]'' I know, I'll go to my room to think about what I did.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, no, your room is full of toys.  You're going to the, uh, garage.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, no, your room is full of toys. You're going to the, uh, garage.
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[leaves]''  You're the boss.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[leaves]'' You're the boss.
 {{qf|Marge}} I tell you, Chief, I just don't know what we're going to do with him.
 {{qf|Wiggum}} You know, you do have options. ''[Bart rides by the living room window on a lawn mower]'' For example, there are behavior-modifying drugs. How weddedare you to the Bart you know?
 {{qf|Homer}} Not very.
 {{qf|Marge}} No-o-o! No drugs! Bart just needs a little discipline.
-{{qf|Wiggum}} Uh, hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight.  Now he owns and operates a famous cave.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Uh, hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave.
-{{qf|Marge}} You know, maybe Chief Wiggum is right.  Military school is a good idea.
+{{qf|Marge}} You know, maybe Chief Wiggum is right. Military school is a good idea.
-:''[The family looks out the front window.  Bart rides by in the opposite direction, followed by police cars with their lights flashing.]''
+:''[The family looks out the front window. Bart rides by in the opposite direction, followed by police cars with their lights flashing.]''
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-{{qf|Instructor}} ''[to Bart]'' Since you've already attended public school, we're assuming you've already had experience with small arms. So, we're gonna give you something... a little more advanced. ''(hands Bart a mini-rocket launcher)''
+{{qf|Instructor}} ''[to Bart]'' Since you've already attended public school, we're assuming you've already had experience with small arms. So, we're gonna give you something... a little more advanced. ''[hands Bart a mini-rocket launcher]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow.
 :''[Bart begins firing away at his targets, destroying four. The last rocket flies off into the distance.]''
 {{qf|Instructor}} Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.
-{{qf|Bart}} ''(slyly)'' Did I?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[slyly]'' Did I?
 :''[Cut to [[Springfield Elementary]]. Principal Skinner is standing next to the smoldering crater that was his car.]''
-{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} ''(from the school window)'' Ha ha!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} ''[from the school window]'' Ha ha!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of the semester.
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 {{qf|Commandant}} Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so there are going to be a few changes. First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here.
-{{qf|[[Franklin]]}} ''(in a very effeminate voice)'' Well, we'll see about that.
+{{qf|[[Franklin]]}} ''[in a very effeminate voice]'' Well, we'll see about that.
 {{qf|Commandant}} Second of all, this is now the girls' barracks, so pack your things, you're moving in with Company L.
 {{qf|Cadet}} Company L? But they smell!
 {{qf|Commandant}} Yes, we've all heard the chant... Now fall out!
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(on "The Eliminator")'' If only I was back in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on! Oh, God, I'm delirious.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[on "The Eliminator"]'' If only I was back in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on! Oh, God, I'm delirious.
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} We'll start the tour in a second. I just gotta check the answering machine. ''[checks it and there are 75 messages]'' Aw, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands? ''[deletes them]''

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 '''Instructor''' [to Bart]: Since you've already attended public school, we're assuming you've already had experience with small arms. So, we're gonna give you something... a little more advanced. (Hands Bart a mini-rocket launcher)
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 opposite direction, followed by police cars with their lights
 flashing]
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 '''Homer''': [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
 You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!
 '''Lisa''': When do you expect the ringing will stop?
 '''Wiggum''': [looking at his watch] In about ten to fifteen seconds.
 '''Marge''': I certainly hope [the ringing stops] so.  [realizes she's
 still yelling]  Ooh!  [puts her hand to her mouth]
 '''Marge''': That's better.
 [Maggie removes to pacifiers she had been using as earplugs]
 '''Marge''':Now about your punishment, young man.
 '''Bart''': [gets up] I know, I'll go to my room to think about what I
 did.
 '''Homer''': Oh, no, your room is full of toys.  You're going to the, uh,
 garage.
 '''Bart''': [leaves]  You're the boss.
 '''Marge''': I tell you, Chief, I just don't know what we're going to do
 with him.
 Wiggum: You know, you do have options. [Bart rides by the living room window on a lawn mower] For example, there are behavior-modifying drugs. How wedded
 are you to the Bart you know?
 '''Homer''': Not very.
 '''Marge''': No-o-o!  No drugs!  Bart just needs a little discipline.
 '''Wiggum''': Uh, hey, what about military school?  It set my brother
 straight.  Now he owns and operates a famous cave.
 '''Marge''': You know, maybe Chief Wiggum is right.  Military school is a
 good idea.