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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} ...and ever since that day, I&#039;ve been Zenith City&#039;s atomic-powered hero! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lure_Lass" title="Lure Lass">Lure Lass</a>}} Giggle! That&#039;s so manly. {{qf|We...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} ...and ever since that day, I've been Zenith City's atomic-powered hero!<br /> {{qf|[[Lure Lass]]}} Giggle! That's so manly.<br /> {{qf|[[Weasel Woman]]}} And that metal bolt in your head is so big!<br /> {{qf|[[Bug Boy]]}} Listen to those females fawn over him, Plasmo. Does Radioactive Man have an IQ of 350, like I do? Could he have taught these lowly mosquitoes to speak English in only three hours?<br /> {{qf|Mosquito 1}} Just two hours for me!<br /> {{qf|Mosquito 2}} Braggart!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Captain Squid]]}} Why, it's you, Bug Boy! Tell us your secret origin!<br /> {{qf|Bug Boy}} I believe it is my choice, Captain Squid, and I choose truth!<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Then, tell us the truth about your secret origin!<br /> {{qf|Bug Boy}} Fine. If you are going to be that way, I choose dare.<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} We dare you to tell us your secret origin!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bug Boy}} Look! A moose!!<br /> {{qf|Captain Squid}} In our skyscraper headquarters?!?<br /> {{qf|[[Plasmo]]}} Why, I'll turn my head to look at that!<br /> {{qf|[[Purple Badge of Courage]]}} But... but I don't see... Jeepers! Now Bug Boy's gone as well!!<br /> {{qf|Weasel Woman}} Wha...?<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} He must have dematerialized with some sort of mental power from that fantastic mutant brain of his.<br /> {{qf|Plasmo}} I'll bet he did the same with the moose! Amazing!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bug Boy}} To the world at large, I'm Professor Bix Bentley from Cowhunk, Ohio... a world famous mutant boy genius, crime fighter, and talk show pundit.... ...but my real name is Bix 32-22-7, and I'm actually from the planet [[Kranium-4]]... a planet where my 350 point IQ made me as different from my friends there... as it does on Earth.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bug Boy}} It took ony&lt;!--sic--&gt; a moment for the ship to attain sub-orbital altitude. Once I'd made sure I didn't have to go potty... ...I set my course for Earth and fired up the hyper-engine... ...completely obliterating Kranium-4 with the exhaust of my interdimensional drive in the process. Then I went potty after all.<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Secret Origin of Bug Boy/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]]</div>

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