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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngc}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} &#039;&#039;[narrating]&#039;&#039; Every housewife in America knows the feeling... Your husband goes off to work, your adorable children head for school... And the...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngc}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[narrating]'' Every housewife in America knows the feeling... Your husband goes off to work, your adorable children head for school... And then, off in the distance, you hear the steady hum-drumming of the humdrum... How I longed to have a life beyond thee interior latex-painted walls.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm looking for a replacement copy of Miss Bronte's ''[[Jane Eyrehead]]''... The dog chewed up the last 244 pages before I had a chance to reach the satisfying conclusion.<br /> {{qf|[[Ruth Powers]]}} Oooh. Gothic novels with headstrong, yet sensitive, Byronic heroes. &quot;Mad, bad, and dangerous to know...&quot; Eh, Marge?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ruth}} O had you figurd for one of those self-improvement Chicken Soup for the Purpose-Driven Soul types.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well, like they can, &quot;You can't judge a book by its cover.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Man}} Sure, lady. Tell that to the paint-stained wretch who designs these book jackets.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[narrating]'' Nothing could have prepared me for the shocking scene of utter depravity that unfolded before my eyes...<br /> {{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Disco Stu says &quot;Shake it, but don't break it!&quot; One martooni in the afternoony coming up!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} But... But isn't this a meeting of the book club?<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Don't ask me, Midge... I'm just here for the booze and broads.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} [GASP!] Mrs, Krabappel! Shouldn't you be at school?<br /> {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Relax, Mrs. Simpson. The children are on an unsupervised field trip to the scissors factory.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Is there no one here with any shred of respectability! Are you all so wicked and debased that you've lost all sense of moral decensy?!<br /> {{qf|[[Yes Guy]]}} Ye-e-e-es!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Secret Life of Homer's Wife/Quotes, The}}</div>

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