https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Secret_Life_of_Bart_Simpson%2FQuotes 2026-05-29T14:40:40Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Secret_Life_of_Bart_Simpson/Quotes&diff=1462482&oldid=prev 2026-05-20T15:34:37Z

<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: Superintedent Simpson → Superintendent Simpson</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 15:34, May 20, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l17" >Line 17:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 17:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Oh yeah.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Oh yeah.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Superintedent </del>Simpson]]}} I feel like firing someone today! Give me 50 reasons in 60 seconds why it shouldn't be you!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Superintendent </ins>Simpson]]}} I feel like firing someone today! Give me 50 reasons in 60 seconds why it shouldn't be you!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Guhh-uhh-uhh--</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Guhh-uhh-uhh--</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1462465:newid:1462482 --> </table>

SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Secret_Life_of_Bart_Simpson/Quotes&diff=1462465&oldid=prev 2026-05-20T15:25:46Z

<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/McBart" title="McBart">McBart</a>}} Step aside, Jimbo! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Jimbo_Jones" title="Jimbo Jones">Jimbo Jones</a>}} McBart! You&#039;re a cop, not a test pilot! It&#039;s certain death to fly this experimental nano-plane! {{...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[McBart]]}} Step aside, Jimbo!<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} McBart! You're a cop, not a test pilot! It's certain death to fly this experimental nano-plane!<br /> {{qf|McBart}} Lord Deathbottom will trigger der girl-germ bomb in 90 seconds! Dis plane's my one chance to stop it in time!<br /> {{qf|Jimbo}} McBart, I'm not asking, I'm ordering you--<br /> {{qf|McBart}} Eat my shorts!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! You were daydreaming again, weren't you? It's all you've been doing for days! I know school can be boring and humiliating... ...but if you don't face reality, you'll never succeed! Is that what you want? Well... is it?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You are a ring bearer, [[Frodo]]! To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} [GUUHH!]<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Robokrab]]}} Where did you hide the children, Radioactive Bart? I must replace their brains! Answer me or die!<br /> {{qf|[[Radioactive Bart]]}} Never, Robokrab!<br /> {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Bart, use your brain! What's 2 x 4? Answer me!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Never, you monster! Uhhh... Principal's office?<br /> {{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Oh yeah.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Superintedent Simpson]]}} I feel like firing someone today! Give me 50 reasons in 60 seconds why it shouldn't be you!<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Guhh-uhh-uhh--<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Fireman}} Simpson! Simpson! Where's young Simpson?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Huh--?!<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I tried to carry him out, but he was dead weight!<br /> {{qf|Fireman}} He must have been daydreaming! How sad! Oh well... ...all the more ice cream and kitties for the kids who survived the fire!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart! Are you daydreaming? I warned you about using your imagination!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} GAAAH! Don't worry, Seymour! I'm never touchin' that stuff again!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Secret Life of Bart Simpson/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

Solar Dragon